Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Duh.

Once upon a time, Kingdedede's sister, slinko, logged onto her account and had a little fun! She typed a fanfic in DDD's name! Bwahahahaha! That's what you're reading right now! so anyways, It was about...um...uh...Ranma 1/2! And...um...JTHM! and uh...one other thing...um...FMA! Yeah... and sooooo...this is how it went!

Nny was killing peoples! YAY killing! And he was...um...doing it...with ...fun! and it was good!But then he kill Ranmas girlfriend akayne or whatever her name is and Ranma got all mad. Soooooo, Ranma freaked!

"Whoamygawd! You friggin' killed whatsherface! And now i'm gonna hate you for the rest of my life! But that's okay cuz I'm just such a boring charecter!" Ranma yelled! And he exploded because of massive tuna overdose! And Ryoga ran over and was like

"Which was to my own house? Which way? Hey who are you?" He asked pointing at Nny. Nny frowned.

"It's not POLITE to point at people! I shall kill you and um yeah!" He exclaimed. Ryoga pulled out his umbrella and it turned into an uber blade. Nny pulled a sword out of his pocket. Nny smiled. Ryoga smirked.

"You can't kill me! I'm the authors favorite Ranma 1/2 charecter!" He said smugly. Nny shreiked. Ed ate cheese!

"You copyed obeythesnarfs fanfic "and then and then and then!" How dare you! I shall murder you nwo!" He screamed.

"Don't you mean 'I shall murder you NOW'? My god use correct grammar." Ryoga replied.

Ed, whom amazingly materialized out of nowhere, got mad.

You just copyed 'Eds balomi'! He said impaitiently.

"You forgot to put quotes aroung what you said! How will the fanfic readers know who's talking?" pondered Nny. Ryoga nodded in agreement

" SCREW THE FANFIC READERS! MWAHAHAHAH!" ED SCREAMED AND stupid caps lock hates me.

And then Don patch came in and said

" I am awesome! I don't have enough lines! I'm the authors favorite charecter from Bobobo! Obeythesnarf thinks that gasser is damn hott! But not as hawt as she think ed is and whoamygawd I like biscuits!" Screamed don pacth. Lyemi, a common reveiwer of obeythesnarfs fanfic 'bald eagle', jumped into the fanfic.

" I like tunnnaaaaaa!" Lyemi shrekied. And then they leaved.

The author screamed, "MY MATH TEACHER IS FAT! AND HE CALLS ME SKIPPY! IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUTTA ME!"

Ryoga pulled the focus back to him. Ed and Nny frowned. THEY wanted some attention too! Nny pulled out Ray bradbury and began to duel with Ryoga. Ryoga whipped out his trusty Lemony Snicket knife and they fought.

"I'm outta here." Said ray bradbury.

" I'm not even here! Don't look at me!" Screamed Lemony snicket.

" FAIRIES ARE REAL!" yelled Eoin Colfer.

Ryoga screamed. Nny shreiked. Ed debated on what was the difference between shreiking and screaming.

" Shreiking is harder to spell!" He concluded. Nny agreed and stopped shreiking because it was to hard to spell.

" Anyways, bck 2 the bttle" said Ryoga. Nny nodded.

They fought a tiresome battle until...

"Be our guest be our guest! put our service to the test!" Sang lumiair. Cogsworth outrages at him for not being a good little boy and dragged him away by his ear. Ryoga frowned.

" Why am I stuck in a fanfic of insanity?" he asked the author. The author smiled smugly and did a lil dance with Gir. Jhonen Vasquez jumped in the fanfic.

" Worship my awesomness!" He yelled. Ryoga smirked.

" Wrongo! I am awesomer!" He said. Now it was Jhonens turn to smirk.

" But your fiction and I"M real." He said.

" Oh shit." said Ryoga. And Him, nny, and Ed dissapered into Moosville.

Hee hee hee. I like using my sisters account. I cant wait till she relizes it. Soooo...should I write another chapter? Or keep this as a oneshot? You decide!