1Alyssa: Hello everybody! Here is some more of me new fanficy! So I hope you enjoy it! There'll be a few people in it, I hope, But one major character. Disclaimer, please!
Disclaimer: Miss Alyssa does not own Kingdom Hearts or ANY of the characters or songs or any ideas that I have taken from anybody!
Sora: Hey everyone! I'm back!
Audience: Yaaaay!
Sora: Yeah I know! So... I have a question for all of you... What the HELL is up with all these new song? Or ones that "Used to be popular but they all died out" songs? Like the one Alyssa's been singing lately! -Starts to sing- I'm walkin' on sunshine! Wooooah! -Stops staring in midair with an expression on his face- Oookay? Alyssa's apparently gone crazy... -Stands up straight- I asked her, "Alyssa... You seem happy today..." and she smiles this HUGE smile and goes, "YESH I DID! And I had a cappuccino!" I stared at her for the longest time. Well... There's the problem right there... No more sugar for YOU! I found out the hard way... That the 8o'S are coming back... And very soon may I add... I've seen people dressing like Madonna. I was like, "No! Lord, NO! DON'T LET HER OUT OF ALL PEOPLE COME BACK TO LIFE! LORD PLEASE!" -Begs with one hand in air bent a bit and head up- It was a bad day for me that day... -Walks around-
Then... Alyssa and her friends have been going on with "Phobias" Her favorite phobia right now is, " Hippopotomonstrsesquippealiphobia" It's the fear of long words... NO joke! LONG words! For people who are scared of long words... They wouldn't be able to FINISH it! Let alone get to the middle! It's be like, "Yeah... I have hippopotomosts- OH MY GOD! IT'S A LONG WORD! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!" -Cowers in fear- -Stands up again- Who in their right mind would diagnose someone that had a fear of long words... With a long word itself? It's fun to say though... Hippopotomonstrsesquippealiphobia. Haha! Try saying that five times fast! Kinda hard, Ain't it! -Takes out list- There's also ones like this... Arachibutyrophobia. Who has the fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth, Huh? Huh? Well then you've got Arachibutyrophobia! I am SO sorry for that. It's just like this... OH MY GOD! NO! I'M GONNA DIE! I GOT PEANUT BUTTER STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH! Sorry if I offended anyone...
Here's some another thing... Alyssa... She SERIOUSLY thinks she's a cat at times... She has these EARS -Points up right from head- And she wears them ALL the time! Even to school. I am DEAD serious! She will trot around the house going, -Trots around like big time marching- I WANT TUNA! I WANT TUNA! -Stops looking around- I looked at her and she just said the same thing... She wears this bell around her neck and you always know when she's coming your way. She's quick, Silent and sneaky like a cat but with that bell she'll be right here next to you and it's just, "Yeah, I know you're there, Alyssa." And she'll yell, "OHHHHH! How'd you know?!" And all ya have to do is point to her bell... You know that show "Tokyo Mew Mew"? Yeah... She likes to dress like Ichigo but in black insted. She's got the boots... The dress thing... Black gloves, the bell thing... Everything... Except the black hair... And the arm band thing. She LOVES to pretend she's a cat... I could go on forever like that... OH! And don't even get me STARTED about the whole yarn incident! Especially at band camp! WHEW! Talk about a big mess that WE all had to clean up...
Okay... Alyssa has this one friend, Right? Her name is Alexis. She is the most random person you'll ever meet along with Alyssa. Here's a list of what she's said before... "I was a potato once...","Potatoes...","I was a bush once... Not really...","Cloud.. WHOOO! Now get on your bike! You're like a tiger and the hair is blowing through your hair!","HAHAHAHAHAAA! I can make funny noises with my mouth!","CANDY BARS!","YUM YUM YUM YUM! CANDY BARS! TACO BELL! CANDY BARS!","ZACK LIKES CANDY BARS! CLOUD LIKES COOKIES!","I know! It's 'cause I'm special with my phone and my CANDY BARS! CHOCOLATE CANDY BARS! AND MY COOKIES!... CANDY BARS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY! OMG! HE'S SIXTEEN... AND SEXY... WITH HIS CANDY BARS! Must... Eat... CANDY BARS! A COOKIE?!","A potato?! WHAT?!","I'm not an introuder! I'm just a person who has to pee REALLY bad!", "Ya know what? I've got a smartie... IN MY PANTS!","Mmmm! Candybars! We've got some chocolate, Some candy bars... Some chips if ya have them.","Zack is sexy!","A potato from the missing Amazon?"," Who said potatoes couldn't talk! I told ya the power of potatoes would win!" And that's only a SMALL list from one conversation from like... a fifteen minute time spand... That's how MOST of Alyssa's friends are...
She has this one friend named Christina... Let me tell you... All she talks about is Lyssas other friend named Tim and perverted things... And horns.. Oh my! She made up SONGS for her obsessions! Talk about havng an obsessive compulsive disorder... And I thought Alyssa was bad with pirate things. You should see her room! PIRATE stuff ALL around! Everywhere you look! GET A LIFE WILL YA?! Today Alyssa had a football game to go to 'cause she's in band... She kept going up to members in the band and saying, "You've got aids!" Or... "You've got HIV!" And Dave wasn't helping much. He was singing a song about herpes... In a way it was funny though But it was CRAZY! They got free hotdogs, chips and Pepsi today... Tim scarfed down his food like there was NO tomorrow! One minute you look at him with full hands. You turn around for two seconds and then look back and he's empty handed. We were all in awe like this. -Makes a face and leans over- WHERE'D IT GO?! YOU THREW IT AWAY OR SOMETHING?! No... I ate it... DUH! Ooooooooookay then...YOU do that... Well that's all the time I have for today... So... See ya laters...