Naruto: The Musical!

Songs in this chapter: I Won't Say (I'm In Love) - Hercules

"Italics" singing

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"STOP. IT. NARUTO." Said Kakashi, who was trying to read his book. Too bad Naruto was on his last task on his 'unstressful' list. It was late at night, and the stars were shining down brightly.

"C'mon, Kakashi-sensei! TRAIN MEEEEEEEEE!" He cried in agony. He got down on his knees dramatically. "One on one training. PLEASSSEEEE!" He begged. Kakashi sighed.

"Will you leave me alone after this?"

"YES!" Naruto cried.

"...fine..." He sighed, snapping his book shut. Naruto let out a gleeful yell and pounded his fist in the cold night air.

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Temari was falling asleep, and her eyes were about to close when Shikamaru got up. She yawned, and stared at him.

"That was...nice..." She sighed. "Why are you leaving?" He looked surprised.

"You...liked it?" He said, confused. She shrugged.

"It was relaxing, I guess. I don't get to relax much." She said simply. He smirked.

"No other troublesome women have liked it. They call me lazy." He rolled his eyes. She smirked.

"Well, I think that it's nice to be lazy." She sighed. "You're lucky." He shrugged. If it wasn't so dark, she would have seen the streak of red across his face, and his hand behind his head, embarrassed.

"I better get home. Or my mom will whip me." He said.

"See you later, Shikamaru." Temari said, staring up at the stars. He nodded, and walked off. Suddenly Ino, Sakura, and TenTen were walking by on their way home. They saw Temari, and Shikamaru walking away, and watched.

"Ooooh, looks like Shikamaru and Temari are getting cozy!" Sakura chuckled, nudging Ino.

"Haha. I can't believe she likes such a lazy bum. She must be crazy!" Ino said, giving a face of disgust. TenTen giggled. Suddenly they heard music play in the background. Sakura slapped her forehead.

"Oh no. I think IT's starting." She mumbled. The music kept playing.

"If there's a prize for rotten judgement...
I guess I've already won that.
No man is worth the aggravation...
That's ancient history - been there, done that!"
Temari sang. She clamped her hand to her mouth, eyes wide. 'So it IS true...SHIKAMARU WAS RIGHT! I can't stop!' Suddenly Ino, TenTen, and Sakura walked up. They had their hands on their hips.

"Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'?
He's the Earth and heaven to you!
Try to keep it hidden...
Honey, we can see right through you!
Girl, you can't conceal it!
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of..."
They sang, smirking at her. She scowled at them, fiery anger in her eyes. She got up, and turned away from them. They followed her, beginning to (gasp) dance.

"No chance, no way!
I won't say it, no, no."
Temari growled, narrowing her eyes at them. They were getting on her nerves.

"You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh!" They laughed.

"It's too cliché,
I won't say I'm in love!"
Temari persisted.

"I thought my heart had learned its lesson.
It feels so good when you start out.
My head is screaming get a grip, girl!
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!
Ohh..."

"You keep on denying,
Who you are and how you're feeling!
Baby, we're not buying,
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling!
Face it like a grown-up!
When ya gonna own up.
That ya got, got, got it bad!"
They told her, poking her in the shoulder. She ran away from them, fan at the ready.

"No chance, no way,
I won't say it, no, no!"
She cried out, arms in the air in frustration.

"Give up, give in:
Check the grin you're in love!"
They sang out to her. Sakura led them in a line and they snuck up on her, scaring her out of her hiding place at the moment. She quickly turned away, trying to ignore them.

"This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love!"
Temari said softly, biting her lip.

"You're doin' flips read our lips:
You're in love!"
The three girls said, exasperated.


"You're way off base,
I won't say it!
Get off my case,
I won't say it!"
Temari shrieked in song. She hated singing. It bothered her. In fact, a lot of things bothered her.


"Girl, don't be proud:
It's O.K. you're in love!"
The girls sang to her softly. Temari slumped down on the ground, and the three surrounded her, smiling.


"Oh...
At least out loud...
I won't say I'm in...love..."
Temari sighed, looking up at the stars. The girls sang some notes and sighed, flopping down next to her.

"We've gotta do something about this singing thing. Sakura groaned. Temari nodded.

"Definitely."

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Thus ends this chapter! More soon!

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