Naruto: The Musical!

Songs in this chapter: A Pirate's Life for Me – Pirates of the Carribbean (?) I had to add it. After the timeskip, Sasuke is a pirate! And I changed the lyrics tons, haha. Read it!

Human Again – Beauty and the Beast

You've got a Friend in Me – Toy Story

"Italics" singing

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So, Sasuke took his weapons and began to head out the door of the Snake Cave, I mean Orochimaru's lair. And so, began to follow his Itachi senses. Orochimaru ran to him dramatically.

"WAIT!" He cried. He looked at him with solemn eyes. "With great power comes great responsibility." He said in a spooky movie-tone voice.

"...hn." Sasuke said, walking outside. It was a bright sunny day. Sasuke hissed. "Suuunnnn..." He said, like a vampire. Poor guy.

Anyways, after about an hour, Sasuke reached the halfway point between Konoha and where he began. He began to feel a little lighter about this whole 'going to be seeing the village he betrayed to kill only brother' and began to succumb into the musical jutsu. He sighed as he felt the breeze on his open-chested pirate top (you know, the one he has in the manga after the timeskip). He smirked.

"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me!
We angst, we sigh, we suicide too,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
We avenge our clans and they can't sue,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me!
We hide, we train, we need therapy,

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
We cry and take punches out on a tree,
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me!
We angst some more, and put up a fight,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
We'll burn up the village we're really a fright,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
We're cursed, we don't have fun, you better run,
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
We'll kill if we can, don't get a tan,
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me!
We're emo, we're pretty, you may think it sad,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Aye, but we're loved by our mommy and dad..." Sasuke trailed off.

"CURSE YOU ITACHI! THE LYRICS SPITE ME!" He sighed and let out an emo tear, then smirked. He remembered. He was still Sasuke! He was cool!

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

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Naruto was trying to wake Hinata up.

"HINATA! HIIINNNAAATTTA!" He whined. Her eyes fluttered open.

"Is she okay?" Sakura asked, looking over Naruto's shoulder.

"She's fine." Naruto said. Hinata blushed.

"DON'T FAINT!" Naruto cried, before she fainted of embarrassment again.

"I won't, N-n-naruto-kun." She said with a small smile.

"You wanna go get Ramen?" He asked. She got up slowly.

"S-sure." She said, and they began to walk off, but not before Naruto took her hand, at which her whole face turned red. Sakura sighed.

"There's no one left for me." She moaned. "Even Naruto has a girlfriend! This is so pathetic!"

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Orochimaru sighed. Things weren't the same without Sasuke. Heck, it hadn't even been an hour yet! He sighed.

"I'm going out for a drink." He said to his mutant slaves. They nodded.

"Are you taking the Ferrari?"

"What the hell's a Ferrari?"

"...nevermind. Not been invented yet." One of the mutants sighed. Orochimaru raised an eyebrow and left. One of the mutants stared at each other, rubbing the curse seal on their neck.

"You know what? I wish I had never gotten into this." One said.

"Yeah. I wish I were normal."

"Human again." They sighed wistfully. Waltz-like music began to play.

"I'll be training again, be a-maiming again,
With a hot kunoichi on each arm,
When I'm human again, only human again,
Hot and normal and gleaming with charm,
I'll be dating again, never waiting again," A mutant guy sang, dreamingly.

"Which would cause several ANBU alarm!" A strange kunoichi scolded.

"I'll get out of this lair, hey I'll even have hair!
I can't wait to be human again..." The first man sang.

"When we're human again, only human again,
When we're creatures and mutants no more,
When we're human again, good and human again," They chorused, dancing around like little girls.

"Ah, man, won't it be galore?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge, and I won't be so huge,
Why I'll easily get married fast,
I'll just flirt and pout, just show some sass!
It's my prayer to be human again!" One kunoichi sighed.

"When we're human again, only human again,
When the world once more starts making sense,
I'll lay back for a change!" One of Orochimaru's favorite fighters added.

"Really? That'd be strange!" One said scornfully.

"Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back sipping tea,
Let my early retirement commence,
Far from fools without class, I'll get down to brass tacks and relax!" He yowled.

"When I'm human again!
So sweep the dust from the floor, Let's let some light in the lair!
I can feel I can trust Orochimaru might break the curse any day now...
Shine up the brass on the door, alert the missing nin,

If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now!
Open the shutters and let in some air!

Put these here and put those over there,
Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away!
We'll be human again, only human again,
When that snake finally sets us all free,
Eyes a-shinin again, no screams of dyin' again,
We'll resume our long lost carefree lives,
We'll be playing again, hot-springin' again,
And we're praying it's A.S.A.P.!"

"Little push, little shove, a little help from above,

And we'll finally be human again!" They cried. They began to laugh with each other, happiness bubbling throughout their horridly malformed bodies.

"We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again,

We'll be whirling around with such ease,

When we're human again, only human again,

We'll go on missions with our main squeeze,

We'll be growing again, we'll be climbing again,

Steppin', stridin', as fine as could be!

Look at me, because,

I'll be all that I was,

On that glorious morn when we're finally reborn,

And we're all human again!" They finished happily. Suddenly Orochimaru walked in, totally wasted.

"You know what I just realized? I'm a freakin' snake, man!" He said.

"Are you on crack?" Someone asked.

"Totally!"

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Sakura was walking down the street. She spotted TenTen. "Hey!—" She cried, then trailed off, seeing Neji coming out from a resteraunt, smiling at her. She sighed. She turned to her right, seeing Ino. The same happened, only for her to see Ino blushing at Choji and playfully punching him in the shoulder. She didn't even bother looking for Naruto or Shikamaru – they were obviously with Hinata and Temari. Why was she the only one SINGLE! Suddenly Lee came up next to her.

"My beautiful maiden Sakura! I must sing to you a most youthful song to honor your youthful beauty!" Lee cried. She moaned, inside. She didn't want to hurt his feelings.

"You've got a friend in me!
You've got a friend in me!
When the road looks rough ahead,
And you're miles and miles,
From your nice warm bed,
You just remember what your old pal said:
Girl, you've got a friend in me!
Yeah, you've got a friend in me!" Lee cried. Sakura sighed. She thought he was done. Oh, how wrong she was.

"You've got a friend in me!
You've got a friend in me!
If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too!
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you!
We stick together and we're youthful too!
Cause you've got a friend in me!
You've got a friend in me!
Some other folks might be
Less youthful than I am,
And not wear spandex, too.
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you!" Sakura felt like hitting him.

"Girl, and as the years go by!
Our friendship will never die!
You're gonna see it's our destiny!
You've got a friend in me!
You've got a friend in me!
You've got a BOYfriend in me!" Lee cried. Sakura sighed. (Hey, my shoes are tied!). Anyway, so after his big performance and all, Sakura thought she might as well got with the flow and agreed to let him treat her to some lunch. He cried and had to go hug Gai-sensei before they left, but Sakura just cared about the free food.

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End of chapter 7. More Sasuke in the next one!

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