Naruto: The Musical!

Songs in this chapter: A Girl Worth Fighting For - Mulan

"Italics" singing

---

Sasuke just kind of waltzed into town. No one really noticed the guy with the pirate shirt and purple ropy belt. They just kinda didn't look. He kept walking, occasionally sniffing the air.

"Itachhhhiiii...iisss nnneeeaaarrrr..." He hissed. "I MUST AVENGE MY CLAN! FOR THEY SUFFERED A MOST INEVITABLE FATE BY THE EDGE OF MY OWN BROTHER'S SWORD! HE SHALL PAY FOR THE KILLINGS OF MY ONLY FAMILY, THE ONLY ONES THAT DIDN'T CHASE ME LIKE MANIAC FANGIRLS! HE SHALL PAY! MUAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHA!" He cried. Suddenly everyone turned around.

"Oh, hey, it's Sasuke." Shikamaru drawled lazily.

"How'd you tell!" Sasuke cried. Scratch out the element of surprise. Dur.

"You were starting on that avenging crap again..."

"Damn."

---

Naruto, Hinata, Kankuro, Neji, TenTen, Chouji, Temari and Ino were all sitting at the counter in their favorite Ramen place, Ichiraku's. Suddenly Shikamaru walked in slowly.

"Hey." He said, sitting down.

"Where the hell were you?" Temari asked a little angrily, although she did blush a bit, at which Ino nudged her.

"I was walking around. Oh yeah, and Sasuke's back. How troublesome. He looks like a pirate." Shikamaru sighed. Sakura, Ino, and TenTen's eyes all widened.

"OMGOMGOMGSASUKEKUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!" They were out the door in milliseconds, accidentally dragging Temari and Hinata along in their rush to get out the door. All the men sighed.

"Well, at least now Sakura will stop crying so much." Shikamaru pointed out. Naruto nodded.

"I guess it's KINDA good that he's back. BUT HE'S STEALING ALL OUR WOMEN!" Naruto cried in angst. Everyone proceeded to knock the emo out of him. "Thanks." He mumbled, getting up from off the floor.

"Well, what's the fun if you can't fight for the girl anyway." Chouji said, happily eating his tenth bowl of Ramen (no one can surpass Naruto's twelve bowls, though).

"Fight for her? What a waste of time." Neji sighed.

"NO WAY! Chouji's right!" Naruto cried. Shikamaru sighed.

"Always so troublesome."

"ERGH!" Naruto cried. He jumped up on the counter, and faced them.
"For a long time we've been marching off on missions.
In our groups and teams, sometimes we forget our ambitions.
And now Sasuke's back, and our rivalries aren't easy to ignore!
Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for!" Naruto cried.

"Huh?" Chouji asked. Naruto beamed.

"That's what I said:
A girl worth fighting for!" Naruto nodded.

"I want her to believe that one day I can be Hokage!" Naruto cried, jabbing a finger at himself.

"My girl will be smart, and let me be lazy." Shikamaru sniffed.

"I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...
Mmmh ..." Chouji sighed.

"Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer." Naruto nudged Kankuro. Kankuro nodded slyly.

"And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor!" Kankuro added, pointing to his long black coat.

"You can guess what we have missed the most,
since we went off to war.
What do we want?

A girl worth fighting for!" All of the men cried. They paid the check and walked out the door happily with their newfound confidence.

"My girl will think I have no faults,
That I'm a major find!" Naruto cried.

"How 'bout a girl who's got a brain...
Who always speaks her mind?" Shikamaru cried. They all glared at him.

"Nah." They said in unison.

"My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!" Kankuro sighed.

"He thinks he's such a lady-killer." Naruto whispered to Chouji, who chuckled under his breath. They kept walking, sighing about their thoughts about girls.

"I've a girl right here who's unlike any other." Neji said proudly.

"Yeah, cause he couldn't get another!" Naruto whispered again to Chouji. Neji sent him a death glare. They began to head towards the gates of Konoha.

"But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door!
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!" They all cried in unison.

"Glad that I have..." Naruto started.

"A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting—" They stopped when they saw all of the girls surrounding Sasuke, except for Temari and Hinata, who looked very bored. All the other men cracked their knuckles and slowly brought out kunai. Sasuke looked very scared. Then the men saw the girls were...yelling at him?

"HOWDAREYOUBETRAYKONOHAWEHATEYOUWE'REOVERYOUWEHAVEBOYFRIENDS!" They screamed.

"Except for Sakura." Ino added. Ino was on the ground unconscious in a second.

"SOWHYAREYOUHEREDIDYOUEXPECTSOMEHUGEHOMECOMING!" Sakura and TenTen cried. He cringed.

"Itachi...senses...tingling..." He whispered. "AVENGE!" He cried. Sakura took out a BIG needle and plunged into his neck. Everyone gaped as he fell to the ground.

"So what'd you do to him?" Naruto asked, walking over and kicking the limp body.

"Used a very high tranquilizer. I think he's mental because of Itachi."

"You JUST noticed that!" All the men screamed. She laughed nervously.

"Oh well. Let's go Hinata." Naruto said, grabbing a very red Hinata and walking away. Chouji shrugged.

"I better take Ino back home." He said, picking up an unconscious Ino, still not recovered form Sakura's wrath.

"I'm going to watch clouds." Shikamaru sighed, lying down. Temari lay down beside him.

"I was going to destroy the main house but I can train with you, I guess." Neji sighed, looking at TenTen. She kind of shrugged.

"Whatever floats your boat." She sighed, walking away with him. Kankuro felt lonely.

"I'll go make sure Gaara doesn't kill someone...again..." He said, walking away with his head hanging.

---

Itachi laughed evilly as he walked into the Konoha Gate.

"I'm baaacccckkkk..."

---

Sorry it was short! PLEASE SEND ME SONGS!

WudaiMarsWind