Naruto: The Musical!

Songs in this chapter: Under the Sea – The Little Mermaid

"Italics" singing

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Itachi smiled as he was of course not welcomed by the tons of people at the Konoha gates who surprisingly didn't notice the shark in a big black coat and the freaky dude with the lines on his face. Psshaw. Villagers these days.

Anyway, so Itachi pretty much walked in and no one cared/saw. Kisame sighed happily.

"This is going to be too easy. We just sneak up on them, lick our lips and—"

"This isn't liked hunting fish. Now shut up." Itachi glowered. Kisame glared.

"That's why I miss where I come from." He sniffed.

"Where the hell do you come from?" Itachi asked slowly. Kisame smirked.

"Under the sea."

"What the?!" Itachi glared. "That's got to be the stupidest—"

"AHEM!" Kisame shrieked. Then he smiled calmly, showing sharp teeth.

"The seaweed is always greener,
Down in one of my lakes...
I dream about going back there...
But that is a big mistake." Kisame sighed in pleasure of remembering his home. Itachi looked ALMOST surprised.

"Just look at the world around us!
Right here on in the forest floor!
Such terrible things surround us!
What the hell am I doing here?
Under the sea, under the sea!
Damn it's better down where it's wetter,
Take it from me.
Up on this shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away!
While they're devoting full time to floating,
Under the sea." Kisame growled. Itachi raised an eyebrow. They kept walking.

"Up here all the people's happy,
As off through the towns they walk.
Us fish on the land ain't happy...
We're sad cause we're breathin' air!" Kisame shrieked. Itachi glared. People were turning heads.

"But people in the town is lucky,
They in for a worser fate!
One day when the Leader is mad,
Guess who's gonna be drownin' fast!
Under the sea, under the sea,
Nobody beat us, fry us,
And eat us in fricassee!
We what the land folks loves to cook,
Under the sea we off the hook!
We got no troubles, like is the bubbles...
Under the sea, under the sea,
Under the sea, under the sea,
Since life is sweet there,
We got the beat there naturally!
Even the sturgeon and the ray,
They get the urge 'n' start to play!
We got the spirit, you got to hear it,
Under the sea!" Kisame bellowed. People's eyes started to widen.

"The newt play the flute,
The carp play the harp,
The plaice play the bass,
And they soundin' sharp,
The bass play the brass,
The chub play the tub,
The fluke is the duke of soul,
The ray he can play,
The lings on the strings,
The trout rockin' out,
The blackfish, she sings,
The smelt and the sprat,
They know where it's at,
And oh, that blowfish blow!" Kisame laughed. Itachi nudged him angrily. People gasped.

"AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They cried, and began to panic. ANBU turned around slowly.

"Under the sea, under the sea,
Under the sea, under the sea,
When the sardine begin the beguine,
It's music to me!
What do you got, a lot of land!
We got a hot crustaceuan band!
Each little clam there,
Know how to jam there,
Under the sea.
Each little slug there,
Cutting a rug there,
Under the sea.
Each little snail there,
Know how to wail there,
That's why it's hotter,
Under the water,
Ya, they're in luck there,
Down in the muck there,
Under the sea!!" Kisame finished. An ANBU knocked him out cold.

"Shit." Itachi said as an ANBU came up to him. Long story short, he killed a bunch of them until the rookie nine just happened to be walking by. Then...apocalypse.

"OMGITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke cried, coming at him with a sword in all his pirate-ness.

"Oh, not THIS. Not NOW. I'm just having a horrible day, and now this TWERP comes to avenge the death of his mommy. I'm so freaking tired of this." Itachi said in a creepy calm voice. He punched Sasuke to the ground easily. Suddenly Shikamaru walked up.

"Oh hey. Family reunion." He said, shrugging. He sat down.

"SHIKAMARU! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THEY'RE FIGHTING?!" Sakura screamed. He shrugged.

"My money's on the Uchiha."

"THEY'RE BOTH UCHIHAS!!!!!!!" She screamed. This went on for a while in an epic battle until Itachi started to get bored.

"You know what? Screw this. We can fight another day, erm, foolish brother." Itachi sighed. Everyone gaped as Itachi kicked Kisame up and easily walked away. Ino punched an ANBU.

"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CAPTURE ITACHI?!" She screamed. They looked at their watches and shrugged.

"We're off duty. Lunch break." One piped up. They walked away. All of the rookies gaped.

"Well that was...retarded." Tenten said. Sasuke was on the ground unconscious. Naruto went up and kicked him.

"I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT." He said happily. Sakura sent him a death glare. Gaara got up and did the same. Then pretty much everyone else, even Sakura, because she was angry that she got shot down every time she asked him out.

"Now that that's out of our systems, I figured out how to reverse the musical stuff." Shikamaru sighed. "About four days ago." He added. Everyone gaped at him. Surprises galore today.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!" They all cried. He just shrugged.

"You didn't ask."

"WHATEVER, how do you reverse it?" Sakura said, exasperated.

"It's a genjutsu." Shikamaru explained. "Triggered by the chakra induce explosive tag Naruto set off. It was made shiny so that it would lure animals...andcompleteidiots...to set it off. So, to reverse it, you just do what you would do to reverse a genjutsu." He said easily. Everyone blinked. "Just reverse it, Sakura." He sighed in annoyance.

"Fine." She said, putting her hands into a seal, chakra forming.

"RELEASE!" She cried. A bright light fell over Konoha. After a few moments, everyone blinked.

"Is it over?" They asked.

"I think so." Shikamaru sighed, sitting down. Everyone grinned happily.

"Glad that's over. I never want to watch another musical again." Ino murmured. Everyone agreed.

"Hey, wanna go see Phantom of the Opera?" Cried Chouji, panting, as he ran up with tickets for all. He had missed the entire ordeal.

Several fists were thrown out, and he landed with a thump.

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THE END!!!!! WEEE!!!!!
Sorry it was sort of lame, but I'm going to be working on a more serious story, and I need the time.
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