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Story time!

Food

For meddlers change is a wonderful thing. Though doing so usually results in consequences... Unless you are Destiny. Then, the rules do not apply. Past forced people to recall memories where either the wost possible scenario occurred or the point in time which made the largest impact. Past loved the job. It was sadistics like Past that reveled where others squirmed. With each doubt the Past is more prominent and lurks, causing you to believe that each step is a fatal mistake. Combat was Past's favorite interference point. The chances were fifty-fifty that someone would end up dead... Because of a Past recollection.

"Mommie!"The twins yelled as Hinata tiptoed from the bathroom, only to be caught by the twins.

It was in the afternoon. The first half of the first day of taking care of a pair of babies had almost come to a close. How would she survive the second half? It was a little past lunch time already...

Hinata picked up a can of baby food. She inspected the mushy substance carefully. There were a lot of chemical names on the side and a big lettered name, But... Where were the instructions. Sasuke seemed really confused. She was opening the can when she side glanced at him as he poured the tin into a tray and placed it in the oven. The OVEN!

"U-Uchiha-san! I-I don't think that's a-a good idea!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"I think I know what I'm doing. This stuff is obviously for baking. It's batter."He gave her the know-it-all glare. She was debating on whether to tell him that you could not put baby food into an oven and expect it to rise. It was more likely to combust. She opened the can and poured the contents into a plastic bowl that she had recently purchased from the supermarket. The jar that said 'Organic Baby food' was chucked into the dustbin. She placed the bowl into the microwave and went to check on the babies.

"Hyuuga-san?" Hinata raised her head. Sasuke ran his hand through his hair. Then he gave her a serious look.

"My oven is being a bastard." Hinata went bright red, then she burst out laughing. She tried to apologize between her gasps. The twins watched the scene unfold with avid interest. Sasuke became mildly irritated.

"The stupid thing... It... Caught... Fire... Just help me!" Hinata steadied her laughter and pushed herself off the floor. Still dizzy from her outburst she wobbled slightly.

"S-Sorry Uchi-"She slipped and fell forward. Straight at Sasuke. He lunged forward and embraced her. His arms were wrapped tightly around her waist. Her hands gripped the back of his shirt. For a moment they scarcely breathed. Both of them blushed heavily.

The twins looked at each other.

'They look all reddish...'

'Its called blushing.'

'I think their sick...'

'Its a natural reaction cause by-'

'Stop being so clever!'

'If I don't who will be?'

'I will.'

'What's a guy?'

'Umm...'

'See what I mean.'

Sasuke was the first to notice their predicament. Which was way too close for comfort... They jumped away from each other in shock. Hinata rushed into the Kitchen to still the fire and Sasuke sat with the twins and watched them chew their stuffed toys. Hinata came out of the kitchen and passed the bowl to Sasuke.

"I-I think that they're around the age when they can feed themselves... S-So..." She wrapped bib's on the babies and tied to string at their neck loosely.

The twins gave the bowl a glance. The boy leaned forward.

He picked up the spoon.

Then he threw it at Sasuke, knocking him square in the forehead.

"Ow! You!" The baby girl copied the action with the spoon landing near his crotch. Hinata tried to stop them. But, she was having problems of her own. They seemed to be wanting a food fight.

The twins began to use their hands to chuck food at the two troubled teens. The babies laughed as Hinata and Sasuke ran to avoid being pelted with the dollops of goop. The twins gave screeches of happiness and smeared the food over their faces and on the floor. Hinata and Sasuke removed the bowls when the twins were yelling. They placed the bowls in the sink and picked up the twins.

The doorbell resounded through the apartment. Sasuke strode to the door and opened it. It was Sakura with a fruit basket in hand.

"This isn't a good time." He shut the door, leaving her speechless. She had never seen Sasuke nearly as pissed... Or a messy as he had been just now.

"What just happened?"

It was best she never know. Destiny decided. She dipped a quill into a pot of ink and began to write...'Dear Tsunade, There's one more thing you must tell those two to do...'

What more destruction was Destiny cooking up this time? Only time could tell.