Omg! 17 reviews! Most people loved the twins beating up Sakura! Haha!
IMPORTANT:Here is the list of names! Please review and pick the one you like most!
Twin, girl:Arashi, Chisa, Rini, Hikari, Mia.
Twin, boy: Ryu, Manabu, Masaru, Hatori.
Please pick one
Reviews:
kenshinlover2002: Lots of people are Sakura bashers I've noticed...
harvestmoonfan24: Thank you!(I had to use a dictionary to find out what you meant!)
MysticMoonEmpress: Drama!(I like drama but I always add humor to stuff and thus this was posted in the humor section.) I always find it easier to write drama stories, but I get less reviewers...
Hiei's Shadow Tenshi:Um... Here's the next chapter!
Riiiceball: More plot and stuff in this chapter! (I think I gained 2kg with all these cookies you keep giving me!)
AquaDragon78:I'm glad you enjoy it! Most people didn't comment about the twins mother... The babies have baby power so their eligible to kick Sakura's butt!
Rcr: They will get paid... Eventually...(Tsunade usually gives the money after they sucessfully complete the mission.) Sakura bashing is fun!
Ferai:I don't think I can name the girl Akira because its supposed to be a boy's name... As for Kotetsu... Its brand of sword. Destiny is a sort of responsible entity... I'm glad you like the Sakura scene!
DJ:Thank you! Your such a great reviewer!
erolica:I'm ecstatic that you think so highly of the twins. Thanks for reviewing!
Jigoku Hoshi:Thanks!
H.L.F.K.S.K.T Kaoru: Thank you for your name suggestions! I'm super happy you like my story!
Vi3tg1rl123:I'm glad you told be about the change! I was wondering where mimioky went! Thanks for reviewing!
TheOddOne:Thanks!
oztan:Here's a realllllllllllllly long chapter! I would do a scene like that but that kind of thing will have to wait till they're toddlers for it to be fun. Though a park scene is something I'll keep in mind!
grace11:I'd continue faster but I have exam week next week.
NanamiYatsumaki:Thank you! I'm trying to keep it relaxed instead of my usual seriousness!I'll do my best!
NOTE:I will not be updating for quite a while as my mom's friend is going to stay in the only room of my house that has a computer(we are not allowed to enter while she's here). I also have exams in the next 2 weeks and have to study...
Please review!
Suds
Destiny was truly troubled when a spirit falcon appeared as she penned a reply letter to Tsunade. Only one entity posted letters by falcon... War... When he did it meant that he needed the assistance of the certain other worldly power. He usually got Famine and Plague to join in his conquest for whatever. This was the first time he had ever contacted her. Destiny hesitantly approached the bird, wishing that it was searching for a different power, mainly not her. The falcon held its leg out and spread its wings. She unknotted the string and took the parchment, the bird gave a shriek of delight, its mission done. The predator soared and vanished in the blink of an eye. Destiny was troubled... Very troubled indeed...
"We don't have a bath in this apartment." Hinata sighed, how could they bathe the twins now? This apartment had one bed, one couch, one sitting room, one kitchen, a bathroom with a toilet and a shower.
"T-Then... W-What'll we do? T-The babies are really s-starting to..." In truth the babies stunk. A towel down alone had not rid them of the stench of the baby food. Sasuke sighed, more trouble.
"We'll go to the hot springs." Hinata nodded and scooped up the baby boy. Sasuke grabbed the baby girl, who began to fiddle with his hair. They packed some clothes for both the babies and themselves, diapers and a few stuffed toys. They left the house quickly as they needed to be home before dark.
"H-Hitomi hot spring is too e-expensive..." Hinata said as they approached the hot spring location.
"Hisa hot springs is an average place and affordable. I go there sometimes." They turned the curb and halted in front of a large sign.
"I-Its... C-Closed..." Hinata looked around and saw a calender pasted on a lampost. She allowed her eyes to flit over the page.
"I-Its the m-moon cake festival... I-I think that's why..." They had a quiet and unreasonably uncomfortable moment.
"Please take a flyer!" A short brown haired girl handed them a flyer which advertised a hot spring for couples. They blushed bright red.
"F-For c-couples?" The girl turned quizzical and began to blather.
"I-I'm sorry! I-I thought you were a couple! You two just looked so cozy I just assumed!" Sasuke took a glance.
"Let's go." Hinata was at a loss for words. He pointed to a highlighted part of the flyer.
"Its half price for couples."
"O-Oh..." She was glad he did not actually think that they were a couple. They gave a smile to the little girl. They waved off her apology saying that it was not necessary. The two ninja's strode toward the hot spring hotel. A relatively old lady was adorned with a brightly coloured kimono greeted them happily.
"Ni hao ma!" Hinata bowed as a sign of respect for the elder while Sasuke remained as stoic as ever. The lady flung herself into rapid chinese.
"I-I...W-We don't speak c-chinese." The woman seemed to not understand and continued talking. Hinata nodded politely, though she had no recognition of what she had said. With a wave they parted. They paid at the reception and received four towels. Hinata was directed to the female changing room while Sasuke was pointed to the men's.
Sasuke folded his clothes and wrapped a towel around his waist. He submerged himself in the warm water and allowed the little girl to wade in the shallow part. He closed his eyes and flexed his muscles, it was peaceful... Finally peaceful...
Hinata almost froze in the changing room, it was so cold! What had they done! She placed the baby boy on the bench and stripped off her clothes in a hurry. She wrapped the towel around her chest tightly. She crumpled her clothes and shook them, then pressed it into a square. She gently kept the clothing articles of both her and the baby and stepped out the door quickly.
She began to break into a sprint not noticing a piece of soap near her foot. She skidded on the soap and fell into the spring. Water splashed out of the spring. The baby boy had bounced and sat on a rock that lined the pool and laughed uncontrollably. Hinata heard a yelp of surprise and lifted her head out of the water.
"I-I'm so-" She paused in mid-sentence on seeing Sasuke's face. The yelled and panicked. Both of them floundered about as the two twins watched in amusement.
"Ah! W-What are you doing in the g-girl's!"
"This is the men's hot spring!" They blushed seeing each other's attire. They turned away from each other. It was then it hit them.
"W-was that what that Chinese lady was talking a-about..." Hinata was red all over and sweating profusely.
"This is a unisex hot spring..." The twins sloshed the water with their miniature hands and gave delighted squeals. Hinata and Sasuke separated themselves with a large rock. Hinata and Sasuke gazed at the sky. It was tinted red and orange with pink highlights, a very beautiful scene.
Hinata was trying to hold down her blushing and to prevent her drool from entering the bath. He had know that other girls adored Sasuke for his looks but... He was really really really...There weren't enough really's in the world to cover this subject! It was so aggravating! Naruto was the one she loved! She should'nt even be looking at another guy as a potential boyfriend. Although she had to admit that he would be debonair in a suit, walking down an isle...With... Sakura probably. There was no way she would entertain thoughts about matrimony with a man that was not her beloved.
Sasuke began to have his thoughts drift to the size of Hinata's chest. It looked like a D-cup... What was he thinking! This was damned Itachi's fault! (No it isn't)He would not have know this had it not been for that incident when Itachi first joined the Akatsuki in secret and forced him to pick out a shade of nail polish for his imaginary girlfriend!
Young Sasuke stared at a tree stump. Many a kunai had slashed it. But, it was not the stump he was interested in. It was never the stump.
It was the crystalline tears of a blue haired child...
"Hinata..." she faced the rock that separated them.
"That's your first name right?"
"Y-Yes..." Sasuke scratched his head. Hinata wondered why he had called her by her first name.
"Do you remember... There was this time when we were really young... You were crying..."
Her porceline fingers wiped the tears from her face. Sasuke crouched to feet her face.
"Why're you sad?" She stared at him in shock for a moment before clamping down on her fears.
"M-My cousin hates me... I-I don't know what I did. A-And its just making me sad!" Her tears pelted the ground. Sasuke placed his hands on his hips, he made a strained thoughtful expression.
"My mom sings a song when I'm sad. Do you have a favourite song?" She hiccuped and nodded. As her mouth formed the words to say the title Sasuke smiled at the young Hyuuga. She was shy, obsolete and weak everything he was not. But, he felt he had to cheer her up after seeing her so upset. Her face was so open and truthful if he lied to her he would have felt that he had sinned. So pure, almost untouchable. Yet he had spent his time to be by her side.
Oddly, he had felt happiness. He had finally attained someone's attention...
"You are my sunshine... Was the song that we sang together." Hinata thought back and gasped, that young boy had been Sasuke. Her cheeks reddened, she could not believe he remembered such a trivial thing. It was such a long time ago...
"Poo!" The babies yelled. Hinata and Sasuke whipped their heads around only to be sprayed in the face by a bottle of baby shampoo. They spluttered and wiped the stinging stuff off their faces. Swinging their arms they lunged for the tykes who evaded from the half blind ninja's with ease. They rinsed their eyes to enable them to view where the babies were. For a pair of one year olds... They were damn fast!
"Herwe!" The baby girl chortled while crawling round a boulder, her unintentional misspelling was utterly cute but being sprayed in the face with baby shampoo was certainly not. Sasuke left the comfort of the spring and raced to find the little girl. He jumped to grasp the tots midsection but instead clutched hairy legs.
"Sorry dude. I'm straight." He looked up to see a hairy guy with a young lady latched onto his arm.
"He's taken. Get your own man!" She fumed as Sasuke backed away quickly.
"Honey no need to be so harsh. He just couldn't help himself!" He puffed out his chest with pride. Sasuke twitched, this burly hideously ugly man thought he was attracted to him! His life was so over... She laid a hand on his chest.
"He was making me jealous... But he is kind of cute..." The large man gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, anger seething through him. He avoided getting trashed by the more muscular man and swept the man's feet from under him. He caught a glimpse of the twins in front of some wooden buckets. He lunged to nab them.
"Mommie!" Baby girl shouted with enthusiasm. The baby boy shoved the bucket away to reveal a water jet which sprayed the towel around his waist with such force that it was knocked off. He made a move to grab it but the shampoo combined with the powerful jet made for a slippery time.
'Shit! My towel!' Hinata had clambered there in time to see the scene. She covered her eyes with such speed it was as though the sight had burned. She tightened her towel to prevent it from coming off.
"S-Stop it." Hinata said meekly causing the twins to pause. They shrugged and continued to use the wooden bucket to bang on the stones and boulders. She approached slowly while Sasuke covered his private parts and searched for his towel. The twins giggled madly as she slipper on a bar of soap and fell on the floor bruising her elbows. She flopped on the floor, trying to rise from the unpleasant position.
The babies squealed in delight at the shimmering lights that were reflected by a large swan shaped crystal. Sasuke was relieved that his lower body was covered before Hinata stood. Her shaky steps made him want to wobble. He surveyed the area, there were no signs of the twins... Marathon runners in the making... It was at that second Sasuke truly despised this mission and placed it among the things that should burn in hell, just below Itachi of course.
'Its really, really...'
'Shiny!'
'I was trying to say something!'
'Did it have anything to do with shinyness?'
'No'
'Shinydom?'
'Those aren't even words. And NO!'
'Then I don't care.' She huffed.
'Screw you!'
'You said a bad word! I'm telling!'
'We can't even form a sentence! Doofus!'
The two began to quarrel. The girl scratched at him with vicious fury while the guy tried to wrestle her. They banged into the base of the crystalline bird making it rock. The swan swayed with the knocking of its base. The twins began to create a ruckus as they fought, all the while not noticing several people skid on the soapy floor and slam into the wall. The angry hot spring goers wanted justice for their accidents. The mob practically had a fleet of battle ships armed with lethal cannon behind their scowls. They surrounded the twins.
It was then the swan toppled and the crowd surged to race to prevent its breakage. The swan shattered like glass spilling the shards in every conceivable place, the ringing noise penetrated the area and a black cloud descended. The twins stopped to give the sound acknowledgment, then continued their bickering, which drew Hinata and Sasuke to them. Pulling the two apart with all their summon able strength they did not see the preprepared bucket of dirty pamper tottering on the crook at the top of the door.
"U-Uchiha-san! Look out!" She shoved his hand away from the sliding door and bumped into it. The stink radiated from the diapers so strongly and even a Hyuuga could not escape from the fate of nappy-dom or nappy-doom. With a clang the object fell on her head, this giving a brand new meaning to killer litter. Hinata really did feel like she was going to die. It was revolting...
"I think now is a good time to leave." Sasuke said plainly, Hinata felt like bursting into tears at her predicament -The words if life got any worse I'd rather be a piece of crap ran through her mind at hyper speed-. The poop was sliding off her hair for gods sake! She wiped the tears that threatened to fall.
Sasuke saw her face plummet to the depths of the sea. Was that not the right thing to say? Did she not want to leave? This was so damn embarassing! Even if she had saved him from being covered in baby feces...
"Hinata-san. Thanks." He finally was able to break the barrier. Her face lit up with a nervous smile with a hinted blush.
First names were those given by special someone's. Some names were given by parents, others by relatives, even by children. Though all names were not unique they each carried a special message to the bearer, were they loved or hated? It was all within a name... Destiny knew since the beginning about what she was meant to exist for. As did War. She just did not want to be involved in such tedious matters... but it included her very first mistake...
The twins.