New chapter! Yaheyy! Just something random i wrote in English when i was supposed to be doing an essay, do-de-do. :Looks innocently about, then grins evilly:

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Kate tiptoed quietly through the caves, stepping over people at some points. The moon lit the walls of the caves eerily and snores filled the air. She crouched near the edge of the pool, and filled up her bottle.

Someone should really make some clay jugs or something; because this plastic has nearly died, and I'm sick of using coconut halves all the time she thought as a spurt of water dribbled down the side of the plastic bottle.

She drank for a little while, wondering why Jack had not been guarding the entrance of the caves. She looked around and saw only sleeping bodies. Shrugging, she went quietly out of the caves and walked towards the forest.

She didn't get very far until someone grabbed her from behind, covering her mouth with a slim, yet strong hand.

"Who are you? Vat are you doing 'ere?" a woman breathed, holding a knife to her neck that shone softly in the moonlight. Kate rolled her eyes towards Danielle, squirming out of her arms, "Oh, eet iz you. I zought zat you vere one of ze Ozzers." She said letting go of Kate, and slipping her knife back in its sheath.

"I was filling up my water." Kate gasped, hugging herself.

"Oh, I see. Zen, why didn't you let ze doctor do it?" Danielle asked. Kate noted grimly that she might just show some vague resemblance to the wild French woman.

"I'm not talking to him." Kate nodded curtly.

"Ah, yes, I remember about zat."

"What are you doing up?"

"Guarding the caves. Zat eediot 'Urley fell aasleep again. 'E took over ze doctor's job, ven Jack wanted to be ze vater-boy. I said "no", 'Urley vould find eet boring and fall aasleep. I vas right and so 'ere I am," Danielle shrugged, "If ze camp vas attacked by ze Ozzers, ve vould all be dead."

"Danielle, we have had no whisperings of the Others since that time when Locke went to the hatch for the second time..."

"And 'e learnt 'is lesson, no? Blind in one eye! Come, come. I'll get you back to ze beach camp." Danielle ushered her to the path.

"Danielle, really. I'm fine." Kate insisted.

"No. I can't let you be taken by ze Ozzers. Or ze polar bears. Or ze ozzer freaky zings een zis godforsaken jungle." The French woman said. Kate rolled her eyes and agreed.

It was all a very silent affair, walking along the forest path, while Danielle paused at moments, listening for any unusual sounds. Kate just continued walking, sometimes stepping over the woman at some points.

Freak Kate thought.

Suddenly Danielle tackled Kate from behind, falling on top of her behind a clump of bushes, her mouth once again covered by the woman's slender hands. Danielle paused, sitting absolutely rock still.

"..an't breathe." Kate chocked. Danielle gripped her mouth tighter. Kate stopped struggling. It was debateable wether she stopped struggling because she also heard a noise, or she fainted for a lack of air.

Never-the-less, Jack walked up the forest path, muttering quietly to himself. Danielle noted that he wasn't speaking cohesively, saying something about "marriage…Charlie…kiss…water…baby". She thought to herself (in French) that perhaps the island was getting to Jack as well, or that he was speaking in some strange local American dialect, like the guys in Louisiana. Either way, there was no way that Jack was completely sane at that particular moment. After he had disappeared from sight, she looked down at Kate's limp form.

"All right, m'amie?" she asked, the last part in French.

"…refuse to be…called "Mummy"." Kate muttered, struggling.

"I asked eef you vere alright."

"No…Get off." And Kate pushed the woman off with great difficulty. Danielle landing in the bushes softly, while Kate wheezed, "next time you do that, warn me, or I will kill you."

"Sometimes, eet takes too long to warn someone." She shrugged, getting up. Kate seethed.

"I'll get home by myself, thank you very much," she huffed, "I'm nearly there anyway. Besides, it seems like Jack needs some company." Kate hoped that she would take the bait.

"Yes, I agree. Zat Jack will need someone to help him if ze Ozzers come. Goodbye." And Danielle disappeared into the forest.

Yes! Kate thought, I get to exact revenge without even having to do it directly! She danced a little, walking to the shack which she called home. Somewhere in the forest, she heard a distressed cry of a particular young doctor. Kate grinned evilly as she reached the front door

To be continued... mwahahaha!