Oh my god guys...sorry for the delay, but I had that slight inconveniece of moving to another country. I'm in NZ now, doing uni. Anyway, here's a chapter for you, until I learn how to string constuctive sentances again.
Don't own Lost...
I wish I knew all the episodes (NZ is even furthur behind than Australia...number 5 season 2)
Kate looked at the baby.
The baby looked at Kate.
The baby's face scrunched up.
Kate's eyes watered.
The baby began to cry.
Kate began to cry.
Jack rushed into the cave.
Jack asks: What's wrong?
Kate says: Shannon's wrong.
Jack asks: Why?
Kate looks angry.
Kate says: Shannon doesn't want to help look after Yoon Ji.
Yoon Ji is the baby.
Yoon Ji is still crying.
Kate begins to cry.
Jack asks: Why?
Kate says: Because she's a selfish turd!
Jack asks: Is that why we have the baby?
Kate says: Yes.
Jack asks: How are we going to feed him?
Kate says: Shannon says she's going to "donate" a breast.
Kate does the funny little quotation actions above her head when she said "donate"
Kate is not happy.
Yoon Ji is still crying.
Jack picks up the baby.
Yoon Ji cries even louder.
Jack asks: What about Claire?
Kate says: MJ.
Jack says: Ah.
Jack gives the baby to Kate.
Yoon Ji becomes quiet.
Jack likes the baby quiet.
He wants to pick the baby up again.
Jack picks up the baby.
Yoon Ji screams.
Yoon Ji doesn't want to be picked up.
Not by Jack, at least.
Jack gives the baby back to Kate.
Yoon Ji likes Kate.
Yoon Ji stops crying.
Jack wants to pick the baby up.
But Jack learns to leave baby alone.
Jack is smart.
Jack is a doctor.
Jack doesn't like Sawyer very much.
Sawyer doesn't like Jack very much either.
Sawyer likes Kate.
Sawyer comes into the caves.
Sawyer has a gash on his side.
He ran into the rocks when swimming.
He needs stitches.
Jack is nimble.
Jack is quick.
Jack grabs a needle and thread.
Jack begins to stitch Sawyer up.
Jack is a doctor.
He is bound by the Hippocratic Oath.
This means he must cure anyone who needs assistance.
But Jack would rather stab Sawyer with the needle.
Many.
Many.
Many times.
This is because Jack likes Kate also.
Kate used to like both of them at the same time.
Kate was very confused.
She isn't confused any more.
Sawyer disappearing might have helped.
She still thinks Sawyer is good looking.
But not as much as Jack.
She thinks both of them can be pricks.
She's right.
Jack leaves the room.
Sawyer is alright.
Kate is alone with Sawyer.
Sawyer asks: Can I hold the baby?
Kate thinks: This is very unusual.
Kate gives Yoon Ji to Sawyer.
Sawyer holds the baby.
Yoon Ji likes the smelly man.
Yoon Ji doesn't cry.
Kate says: You must be a babe magnet.
Sawyer laughs.
Sawyer winces.
His gash hurts.
There is a silence.
Sawyer asks: Why did you not say goodbye?
Kate knows what he means.
Kate says: I tried to say goodbye, but you weren't around. I had to help Jack.
Sawyer huffs.
Kate continues: But I did want to say goodbye. I missed you.
Sawyer says: I missed you too. I loved you.
This was hard for Sawyer to say.
Kate hugs Sawyer.
Kate says: I'm sorry.
Sawyer says: I'm sorry too, Freckles. I've been a bit of a prick.
Kate reckons this is the biggest understatement of the century.
Kate knows that Sawyer still loves her.
A woman's intuition is never wrong.
Never underestimate the power of intuition.
In another lifetime she would've taken him back.
But that was another lifetime.
She is now another woman.
But what Kate didn't know was that Jack was at first a replacement.
A replacement for her childhood sweetheart.
He was also a doctor.
She was living out a fantasy with Jack.
Kate has a thing for doctors.
There was a pregnant pause.
About seven months more pregnant than Kate.
Sawyer says: I'm sorry to hear about Sun.
Kate is sad again.
Kate says: I miss her too.
Sawyer says: Jin will miss her, if he's still alive.
Kate nods.
Sawyer asks: What will happen with Yoon Ji here if Jin does come back?
Kate frowns.
Kate says: If he comes back, we can say that Yoon Ji was the son of that other Asian girl, Yilin, and Rangi.
Sawyer asks: What happened to the other girl?
Kate says: She died. She slipped on some rocks and cracked her skull open.
Sawyer asks: Will Jin find out?
Kate says: No. Hopefully not.
Sawyer asks: Why isn't Rangi looking after the baby?
Kate says: He's depressed.
Sawyer says: I'll look after the baby.
Kate's mouth dropped wide open.
Kate asks: You can look after a child?
Sawyer says: Yes. I was adopted by my aunt, and she liked having lots of children. I was to look after many of them while she went out with her friends. I have a little more experience than you, Freckles.
Kate asks: I thought you hated children.
Sawyer says: I don't, actually. Sometimes they just annoy me when I'm in a bad mood.
Kate asks: But aren't you always in a bad mood?
Sawyer says: Not all the time.
Kate asks: Are you sure?
Sawyer says: Of course.
Kate says: People are going to condemn me when they find out I've given Yoon Ji to you.
Sawyer says: I'll be alright.
Sawyer gets up with Yoon Ji.
Yoon Ji smiles at Sawyer.
That was Yoon Ji's first smile.
Sawyer says: See? He likes me.
Kate sighs: Alright, but let Jack know how he's doing…and given him to Shannon when he's hungry.
Sawyer says: Will do, Sugar pie. Just trust me on this one.
Sawyer leaves the caves.
Kate thinks that Sawyer's gone mad.
Kate thinks that she has also gone mad.
Jack's gonna be so mad.
yeah, some fluff for those Skaters out there. Not much, but awwwwwwwww