SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T READ
Looks like I forgot to write this title in chap 2…
Disclaimer: Alright, no whining. I don't own Gash Bell and everything on it. (Cries)
Author's Notes : The third chapter. Because I don't even have a clue about the name of the band ("But you are the author!" Said Gash) and I have few stuffs that is not connected at all to the story, the band's naming will take two chapters.
Chapter III
The Naming of the Band, Part One:
It's Supposed to be 'Chaos before (and on) the Meeting'
I never guess I could find a title for three chapters straight. I am good! Well, to the story. No offense to pirate-lovers.
In Braziel (a/n: No offense to Brazilians, as I make the name coz I don't know what Brazil looks like)
Oh come on you silly one,
I come up and you come down,
I blast you with a thundershock,
I fill you up with thunderbolts,
"ZAKERUGA!" Spoke Dufo as he read the spell aloud. A straight blast of lighting shot from Zeon's hands, passing the big, black cannonball (is there a white cannonball?) and exploded to sparks of powerful lightning upon contact with the mast.
"Captain!"
"Don't be afraid me matey! Charge!"
Yeah, it was all chaotic, it was,
As I shot around and blast,
You screamed all, yeah you did,
I wonder if I could drop you on a pit.
"Damn, Dufo, they tougher than the others! Prepare stronger spells!" Dufo nodded, and both of them jumped from a cliff.
"JAURO ZAKERUGA!"
A big ring of blue electricity, or was it white? Anyway, the big ring spawned lots and lots of Zakeruga blasts and directed it towards the ship. After the contact and explosion, the ship was battered, possibly beyond repair.
"Captain!"
"Ugh, so strong, them are! Charge with all your might, matey!"
So here I am, up here,
While there you are, down there,
After all those thundershocks and thunderbolts,
Who would fancy a few more jolts?
"JIGADIRASU URU ZAKERUGA!" An entity made from electricity appeared from thin air. The entity sparks strength as it charging thunder energy. The entity has a big cannon on the middle…damn it! Just look on it at Wikipedia! Soon, an enormous blast of thunder erupted from the middle of the entity to the ship, completely annihilating it.
"Hahahahahahaha! We did it, Dufo!"
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND…" Dufo spent his remaining life singing. Of course not!
"Dufo, I have a question…"
"What?"
"Why are the pirates on Braziel anyway?"
Again, no offense to Brazilians. No offense to the pirates too.
In England (Or is it British? Or English? Oh damnit…)
So here I am, standing in here,
Acting as if I am a seer,
When in fact I am not,
But my fun was just begin to rot!
"ZAGADARISU!"
Nazo Nazo Hakase just comfortably dodges the spinning blast of light. He then dances in place.
"Come on, is that all you can do with your book?"
"Shut up! You don't even have your mamono anymore!"
"So? I could beat you up even without Kid!"
Yeah, you leave me alone,
With a lot of jobs still undone,
Yet you stay in heart,
As I can still hear your beat.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You sure re stupid boy, you re!" Oh, wht hppened? No! The dmn keybord! I will buy better keybord next time!
"Damn it! We need stronger spells! But the book still doesn't spawn any new spells yet!"
"Oh, you think the book produces spells? Silly you!"
"It doesn't?"
The knowledge that I possess,
Never ever shall regress,
Knowledge, wisdom, the same,
Yet it was all that left for me to blame.
"Answer my riddle, and you shall know an important skill!" Said Nazo Nazo Hakase
"What is it?"
"He is black, yet he is red…"
"And?"
"Why is it named French Fries?"
"WHAT THE HELL? AMAGIDARUSU!" Nazo Nazo Hakase dodges another big hand of energy. Have he dodge one before? Who cares?
"Of course! You cannot answer! You have a frigglewistymistlybist of a mother anyway!"
"WHAT? NO ONE MOCKS MY MOTHER! GEGAZEGARU ASHU ROGUDURUSU!" A big, big, gigantic, humongous, so-big-it-was-so-boring-to-describe ball of light. Nazo Nazo Hakase knows he could not dodge this one…
"Haha" It was the last word could be heard from Nazo Nazo Hakase. Rest in peace, Nazo…
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD CALL ME NAZO?" Oh my god! He wakes up from the graveyard! Cool!
"Now, where is the audition place for 'Land of the Dead?"
After Nazo Nazo Hakase just asked the director to make him an actor at Land of the Dead 4, the book master whose name I haven't thought asked to his mamono, Aroth.
"What does frigglewistymistlybist means anyway?"
In Japan
"Gash? What's wrong?"
"Nah, I just feel that somewhere, two people are doing a lot of stupid stuffs."
"Say that after you're done strangling Sadako. He's paid to come out from the TV, you know."
"Thhhaaaatt'sss…rrrrriiigggghhtttt…rrreeellleeeaaaasssseee…mmmeee…" Sadako doing his best to release Gash's strangle. Since when did Gash learn how to strangle? And from who?
Somewhere I don't and you don't have to care…
"What's wrong Tio?" Ask Megumi, whom just done writing a love letter to a certain someone: me. Man, I have to stop being narcisstic. KIYOMARO FORGIVE ME!
"I just have the urge to say…I DID! THREE WEEKS AFTER FAUDO!"
Back to Japan
"Hmmm….I feels like I don't need an answer now…"
"Alright, now to the next customer…Megumi…" Said Sadako as he withdraws to the well inside the TV. Who is boring enough to live in a well?
"Uumm…Sadako's a she." GHOST HAS GENDERS?
So, after a big blast of Teozakeru for Sadako for trying to scare Megumi, all was peaceful again. Now all they have to do is to wait for their band members to come. In waiting, they decided to watch 'Land of the Dead'
"Hey! Nazo's in here!"
After the 'Land of the Dead'
"Let's watch 'Stranger beside Me'"
After the 'Stranger beside Me'
"Let's watch 'Terminator'"
After the 'Terminator'
"Let's watch 'Pirates of the Carribean'"
Guys?
After the 'Pirates of the Carribean'
"Let's watch 'Robocop' next"
Oy guys!
Do you realize each one of the movies cost about two hours?
"Yeah, so?"
So you guys have spent four times two hours, eight hours!
"And?"
…….You don't realize it yet?
"OH CRAP! I FORGOT MY DATE WITH MEGUMI!"
Not that…
"OH CRAP, I FORGOT TO EAT!"
Not that too…
"So what is it?
Dufo and the others has waited in front of your door four hours ago, you idiot! Haven't you heard the knocking? The laugh? The crunch of the pipes?
"Uumm…You realize those sounds are on the movie we're watching?"
No, I don't. Now take Dufo and Zeon and Nazo Nazo Hakase here!
"But why they come four hours late?"
Who do you think watch 'Bionicle' and who do you think watch 'The Three Muskeeters'?
"TEOZAKERU!"
Hey! I am the new narrator! So, they gathered on Kiyomaro's room.
Alright, time to discuss what things they brought upon this meeting.
Dufo: Stack of boxes. Corpses of pirates. Get the idea?
Zeon: Snacks, snacks, and SNACKS. Damn him.
Nazo Nazo Hakase: TWO thick books entitled 'How to Annoy People with Power for Expert' and 'An International Mocking Dictionary'
"So, Frigglewistymistlybist is just a gibberish from freak, weak, meek, hctib (read it backwards) Cool gibberish languange!"
Gash: Sadako.
Sadako: A king-sized bed. A DVD of 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S: COMPLETE SEASON ONE'
Kiyomaro : The red book. Looks like he is mad for some reason.
"So, what is our meeting about?" Ask Zeon. He is mad that Sadako decides to linger around Gash, not him. Geez, can Zeon notice Gash's hand on Sadako's extended neck?
"We have to decide a name. Anyone here suggest any?"
Gash lifts his hand.
"Anyone?"
Gash lifts his hand, now he's even standing.
"No one?"
Gash is now jumping up and down while swinging his lifted hand left and right.
"So…no one huh? Alright…Gash…what's your idea?"
"How about…"
"Anyone opposes?"
Everyone lifts their hand.
"How about…"
"Alright, Gash's suggestion rejected. Anyone else?"
Gash is silent. Any of you can guess the reason. If you can't, then you're not 'any of you'
Dufo lifts his hand. In the previous two meetings, he is the first to suggest something good. This time, he might repeat his skill.
"How about…."
Author's Notes: Well, cliffhanger. That's why I said it will be divided in two parts. The title and the story really don't fit. No chaos before the meeting, the meeting itself is just the beginning. Please, I fyou want this story to continue, I need to know what you're thinking about this fic. So review please! If you want to flame, please make it as nice as possible. If you want to scam, DON'T.
Second Diclaimer: Gash and his friends belong to Makoto Raiku. Any use of the word frigglewistymistlybist is forbidden by the law. Anyone who claim to seen Sadako strangled before may report to Merciless Murder and Torture Temperaments to Good Ghost office. Extended neck is the standard procedure of Tio-hanging.