Mario & Luigi: bathroom
humour
Mario entered the men's toilets and found luigi in there doing what all plumbers gotta do…
Mario: luigi? U never told me u were in here! (unzips his flies and pees)
Luigi: Mario if I need to pee I need to pee all right? I could've wet myself If I told u where I was going!
Mario: that would've been funny though u walking around wide legged! (starts to laugh)
Luigi: all right Mario! Enough is enough!
Mario: sorry bro! (wipes away a tear) but I'm off (zips up flies and pats luigi on the back)
Luigi: MARIO! Now look what u did! U made me splashback!
Hee hee so funny anyways review on way out!