SCENE 7

The funeral of Jonathan Nesborth

Reverend: Blah blah blah. Rest in peace, Jonathan Nesborth.

Baltus: Amen.

Reverend: That was my bit.

Baltus: Sorry.

(Ichabod looks at Katrina. Brom sees and pulls Katrina close to him).

Katrina: Get the hell off me.

Brom: Sorry.

(Ichabod laughs)

Magistrate: Ichabod Crane, I have to talk to you.

(Magistrate and Ichabod go away from the departing crowd. The Magistrate sees the Reverend looking and whispers in Ichabod's ear.)

Magistrate: Jonathan Nesborth was not the fourth victim, but the fifth.

Ichabod: Ugh. Why does everyone in this place need TicTacs?

(The Magistrate shrugs and leaves.)

Ichabod: Wait a minute... (he counts on his fingers.) But only four people have died!

Young Nesborth: Mr. Constable, sir?

Ichabod: So...five to four graves...

Young Nesborth: Mr Crane?

Ichabod: ...What does it mean?...

Young Nesborth: Oi! Dumbarse!

Ichabod: Yes? What do you want?

Young Nesborth: I want to help you. I don't have anyone.

Ichabod: Oh, I'm sorry. I also don't care.

Young Nesborth: Please, I am your man!

Ichabod: Ugh. You're not a man yet, you're a boy. But what the hell. Can you dig?

Young Nesborth: Yes...

Ichabod Crane: Good. We have to dig up some graves.