This is the chapter where I'm planning on making things interesting, the story is going to start kicking off in these next couple of chapters so I don't know what and when I'm going to update. Please review though!

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Chapter 5

Tortuga. My second home, well, actually it was my third home now Oliver and his ship are on the scene. Speaking of Oliver, I felt his arms snake round my waist as I headed towards the nearest inn, since we got off the ship I was practically running to the inns.

"Come on, if we want our together time we have to get into the inn" I said, I turned my head round to give Oliver a soft kiss on the cheek when I realised it wasn't Oliver holding me.

"Get the hell off me!" I yelled

"Sorry darlin''" the man drawled "just wanted to get a bit of the Lily Sparrow"

Eww! This man was making me sick! He turned to leave but keeping up my reputation I couldn't just let him walk away. I ran up to him, kicked him where the sun doesn't shine and as he bent down I punched him square in the face.

"Ow!" he yelped and ran away. As soon as the man had gone Oliver came up to me.

"Where have you been?" I asked.

"Watching" he replied as if I was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Watching!" I yelled "your wife was being handled by a strange drunken cad and you were watching!"

"I was seeing how you'd handle it!" he explained "you are after all Lily Sparrow and I haven't seen you in action before…it was most entertaining" he added. He gave me his puppy dog eyes, which he knew I couldn't resist.

"Oh come here" I said pulling his closer. We made our way to the inn, where we stayed until morning light came.

The next morning Oliver and I went back to the Pearl.

"Hi Lily!" greeted Elizabeth. Her and Will were holding the twins as they sat on the floor against the rail of the ship.

"Which one" I teased.

"The Sparrow" Elizabeth confirmed.

"Watson" corrected Oliver.

"No, you know what we agreed, Oliver, I'm still Lily Sparrow" I said, giving him a reassuring kiss on the lips.

"Hmm" he mumbled. We turned around as we heard the crew coming back up the gangplank.

"Alright lad's?" I asked. The crew slumped down on the deck, apparently annoyed by my cheerfulness.

"Hangover" grumbled Bill from on the floor next to me.

"Oh" I said

Dad came stumbling out of his cabin to great the crew. I heard shuffling in his cabin but thought nothing of it as Dad grinned at everyone.

"Hello" he said as he noticed everyone staring at him. He looked at the crew who were all led on the deck holding their heads.

"You're very happy" I stated as he came up to us.

"Aren't I always?" he asked, he walked over to Will and Elizabeth.

"Alright?" he asked them, motioning to the babies

"They're fine Jack, thanks for asking" said Will, he stood up and helped Elizabeth up as well.

"Can I hold him?" Dad asked Will, who was holding Jack.

"Sure" replied Will and he passed Jack to Dad. Dad hadn't even held the babies yet so I supposed he wanted to now he had the chance. He looked down at Jack with adoration, and then he looked at Lily with the same look upon his face.

"They better not start screaming tonight you know" he stated "lost enough sleep when my brat was a baby"

"Dad!" I exclaimed from behind him

"Oh" he said turning around to face me. "Forgot you were there, but you did and still do have one hell of a set of lungs on you, and a mouth to match" he said thoughtfully. He handed Jack back to Will and went back into his cabin.

"Is he drunk?" asked Oliver.

"No" I said, I knew this mood all too well, "he just got lucky last night"

"Oh right okay" said Oliver.

As if to prove my point, Dad came out of cabin again but this time he had a pretty lady on his arm.

"Everyone!" he shouted much to the crew's dismay. "This is Clara" he motioned to the woman on his arm.

She was around Father's age, she had bouncing blonde curly hair, a red dress with the neckline not plunging all that low, red shoes and she had a red shawl, I looked into her eyes as her gaze came to meet mine. Her eyes were green and they were cold. If her eyes weren't so cold and untrusting I would have believed that she was genuine, but she wasn't.

"Hello" I said grudgingly, not to worry anyway; she'll be gone in a minute, just another one of Captain Jack Sparrow's one night stands.

"Hi" she said a little bit too fake for my liking. With another cold look into my eyes she walked over to Elizabeth. I protectively went over to them.

"Oh who's this!" she cooed. She pulled back the blanket in Elizabeth's arms to get a better look at Lily.

"Elizabeth and Will's baby" I said shortly. Dad recognised the tone of voice I was used. It was one that said I didn't trust or like the person I was speaking to.

"Lily" he said sternly, as if warning me to be nice. He walked over to us.

"Giving you a bit more detail, this is Elizabeth and Will's daughter Lily" he said, he held Clara around her waist and Clara looked at me again. I swore those eyes were freezing my heart.

"And this one here is Jack" said Will coming over from where he was stood and presenting Clara with poor baby Jack. Clara smiled wider and held Jack.

"Yes he's named after my father" I said quickly, I took Jack off Clara and pretended to be interested in a mark on his face. I knew perfectly well it only a bit of dirt but I wiped it off like it was a fatal injury.

"Lily" said Dad, I could tell he was warning me but I didn't care, I wanted this cow off my ship as soon as possible. Oliver came up to me and wrapped his arms around my waist. I had only just noticed but I was feeling a little bit bloated. Shrugging the thought off, I went back to the matter at hand.

Handing Jack back to Will, I glared at him for letting his son be held by Clara the Cow. He looked at me apologetically; he knew I didn't like her.

"Baby Lily is named after Lily here, as well" said Elizabeth, I watched as Clara looked from baby Lily to me.

"Lily is your daughter Jack?" she asked, Dad looked down on her and smiled

"Aye" he said proudly "this is Lily, my daughter, who I told you about" he said.

"I guessed, Jack" said Clara. "She looks just like you" she said, she looked me up and down, stopping at my corset. "I suppose should have guessed" she said pointedly, she laughed as if to make it seem like she was joking. I just wanted to throw her off the ship by her hair.

"Problem?" I spat as she refused to take her piercing green eyes off me. I glared at her.

"Not at all" she said sweetly.

"well now we're all acquainted why don't we go get your things and then I'll give you a tour of your new home" said Dad. it took a minute to register what father was saying.

"What!" I shouted. I shuddered at the thought of living with this woman.