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Chapter 7

Bored. That's what I was. Bored. Oliver and Sam were on the Star Maker looking over the ships logs, Elizabeth and Will were spending time with each other after a long day of looking after the babies, Dad and Clara were in Dad's bed, the thought made me sick. The rest of the crew were in the galley, most of them were asleep and the others were playing a rather boring card game. I was left all on my onesies. I was sat at the helm; it was near to Dad's cabin so I could hear the crash of the sea against the ship…and the fumbling of Dad and Clara.

I had not taken my promise to make Clara pay lightly. I had been thinking up ways to get her back for acting so smugly and making me watch her kiss my Dad. The plans varied from throwing her overboard to tricking her into going into the crew's quarter's when they were getting changed. Not nice. Since she shared a room with Dad I couldn't really do anything to her room, all her things would be in Dad's room as well. Her things. Her clothes. Her clothes! Oh it was brilliant; she was not going to like this.

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The next morning I was walking round with a smug look on my face. Clara hadn't woken up yet but the rest of the crew, including Dad and the twins, had.

"What's up Lily?" asked Anamaria as I walked up to the helm, beaming.

"You'll see soon" I said, looking around to see if Dad was listening. He was in the crow's nest.

"What did you do?" asked Bill

"You'll see" I repeated. I wasn't about to spoil the surprise.

"Oh Lily just tell us!" pleaded Gibbs.

"Yeah go on" said Marty. I smiled as I saw Oliver swinging across and onto the ship.

"What have you done?" he asked me as he pulled me into an embrace. He knew me too well, plus the fact that I was wearing a mischievous grin on my face. We all froze at the sound of Clara's shrill cry. I laughed as everyone immediately looked at me and Dad climbed down from the crow's nest and into his cabin.

"Clara's up then" I mocked. Elizabeth, Will and the twins came to see what was happening. Elizabeth gave me a questioning look.

"Just watch" I said.

Clara came stumbling out of the cabin clutching her body.

"You!" she shrieked, she came running towards me and Oliver quickly came to my side, protectively.

"Yes?" I asked innocently.

"You did this!" she cried.

"Did what?" I asked, putting on a mock concerned face. She moved her hands away from her dress to reveal the holes and tears I had created all over it.

"Oh dear" I said, pretending to be shocked.

"Well that's only one dress, miss, so why don't you just go and put another on?" asked Gibbs.

"Because all the others are worse!" she shrieked. Anamaria gasped as she realised what I'd done. The next thing I heard was Oliver, Will and Elizabeth laughing. I joined them.

"So you admit it?" Clara asked.

"Aye" I replied, tears were streaming down my face due to all the laughing. I saw Dad grin a little bit but he quickly dropped it as Clara turned around to face him.

"What shall I do Jack? I have no more clothes left!" she asked. Dad pulled her into a hug I watched as Clara thought things through.

"Come to think of it" she said "I have less clothes" she turned to me. "What did you do with the rest of them?" she asked me accusingly.

"I didn't do anything with the rest of your clothes…but last night I could have sworn I saw half a wardrobe of dresses and other pieces of clothing just jump off the ship and into the sea" I said.

"What!" Dad cried in disbelief.

"I would have fished them out when they jumped over, but this is the fastest ship in the Caribbean and I didn't have time before we sailed away from them" I explained.

"You're going to pay for this Lily Sparrow!" Clara yelled at me. She pointed a finger at my face before turning around and running back into Dad's cabin. Dad glared at us all before running after Clara.

"Well done Lily" said Elizabeth unexpectedly.

"What?" I asked in confusion. "I thought you liked Clara?"

"Well…not really, any way I hate her now, I keep catching her trying to pick up one of the twins, she creeps me out" Elizabeth explained.

"So no one likes her?" I asked, I looked around at the rest of the crew, they were all shaking their heads.

"That's brilliant!" Oliver yelled. "Listen everyone we have to have a plan to either make Clara leave the ship voluntarily or to make Jack make her leave" said Oliver. We all gathered round and spent the afternoon planning ways to get rid of Clara the Cow.