"I can't keep finding you like this, Mustang." Ed sighed, hoisting the man into his chair.
Roy immediately fell back down to the floor and Ed gave it up as a lost cause. It should have been funny, finding the bastard drunk and on his face, but the tear stains and runny nose ruined it. Ed lowered himself to the floor with easy grace and pulled Roy's head into his lap. The older man immediately nuzzled the warmth of his human leg and Ed gasped softly.
"You have to stop doing this to yourself. What would Hughes do if he found you like this!" Ed knew he'd pulled a low blow, but Mustang had to see the error in his behavior.
"Hughes did find me like this once…" Roy's eyes became distant and Ed shook him gently.
"And what did he do?" Ed asked imperiously, obviously expecting Roy to recount a tale of scolding and retribution.
Roy looked up at him, dark eyes glazed slightly with drink. Then he pulled himself up and placed his lips over FullMetals. Ed stiffened in shock, but Roy's hands found the back of his head and held him close. He gasped when the older man shifted his body into his lap and Roy plunged his tongue into his mouth. The kiss was sloppy, but Ed let it continue, his palms coming to rest of Roy's hips. He pulled the man astride his lap and ground their lower bodies together. Roy groaned into the kiss and pressed downwards. Then the man was limp in his arms and heavy in his lap.
"Fucking Mustang!" Ed growled, awkwardly hauling the man to the couch beside his desk. He carefully placed the man on his side, covered him with his jacket and waited.
"You had better remember this in the morning, bastard." He grumbled, turning out the light and curling up in a chair.