Chapter 14
InterWarp Chat Room
(9V9)/: So how is everyone? It has been possibly, maybe, sorta ironically thousands of years.
Dark Gladiator of Plots (Boethiah): Same old, same old.
Dark Gladiator of Plots: Been recycling the same exact souls for so long that they became unresponsive.
FAtE&BRaINs (Hermaeous Mora): Book keeping as always.
FAtE&BRaINs: But I wish I had new tomes.
M00N-Mother (Elune): Is it true that sentient lifeforms have returned?
(9V9)/: Maybe. Possibly.
SAVAGE (Jhebbal Sag): Not exactly.
SAVAGE: There are new ones from parts unknown.
Harden Underworld (Hardy): Seriously?
Harden Underworld: Are those bastards back?
Sun Falcon Pharaoh (Ra): No.
Sun Falcon Pharaoh: This is something different.
Sun Falcon Pharaoh: Not to mention that something just ripped through the space-time continuum via one of those black boxes.
Harden Underworld: So they ARE back!
Jyggalag: No, you chaotic bitch!
Jyggalag: They are from another universe far different from this one!
Jyggalag: Different from the fuckers that stole all of our followers and left us alone with that en-
Jyggalag has been disconnected.
Dark Gladiator of Plots: By the way, Tzeentch.
(9V9)/: Yeeeeeesssss?
Dark Gladiator of Plots: How goes that little hunt of yours?
(9V9)/: FUCK YOU BOETHIAH!
(9v9)/ has signed off.
Dark Gladiator of Plots: [Laugh Emoji]
FAtE&BRaINs: Ha! That was funny!
Over at Isekai, a massive battle is happening between the people and the daemons of the most heinous and the horrifying disturbing Chaos God, Slaanesh. Marines of the Prince of Pleasures include the Emperor's Children with their sonic weaponry, the Flickering Blades and their singing swords that sing with the songs of death with each swing and tongue-covered armor, and the Angels of Ecstasy armed with torture devices to torment their opposition before killing them. There are also Daemonettes, Keepers of Secrets, Infernal Enrapturesses, Seeker Chariots, Hellflayers, Fiends, and Contorted Epitomes. These servants of the lustful (and disgusting) Prince are bombarding the defenders with bolters, sonic weaponry, pink fire and horrible psychic visions. Fighting against these horrible daemons are Team RWBY with Prof. Ozpin, the undead army of the Sorcerer Kingdom along with many goblins led by Cocytus; many races from the Jura-Tempest Federation with high orcs, hobgoblins, lizardmen, treants and a division of powerful dwarves; two guilds of the Round Table Conference such as the Black Sword Knights and D.D.D., and the aerial mages led by Tanya.
It is a major battle being fought in a woodland area as some of the high orcs and hobgoblin male warriors are being tormented before having their arms torn off.
The Masque of Slaanesh, a powerful Daemonette that is chief handmaiden and dancer, is in charge of the battle, "Yesss! Gather all the swollen meat!" It speaks as it dances a little by shaking its hips, "Gather all the manly meat for the Prince!"
The daemons continue to rip-off all the men's arms while the male demi-humans scream in agony. Team RWBY are hiding behind a boulder to avoid some of the sonic weaponry. They are invincible, but the sound waves they get hit by their weapons gives them headaches.
Blake fires a few shots at the invaders, "Any idea who these guys are!?" She gets back into cover before gets hit by another sonic blast.
"I don't know!" Yang says among the sounds of battle, "But these guys sure are ugly!"
"WHAT?!" Ruby can't hear.
"I SAID, THESE GUYS SURE ARE UGLY!"
"YEAH, THEY SURE ARE!"
A Daemonette jumps over the boulder to attack, but Yang punched it in the face that blew its head off. Daemonettes are fast, but their armor is weak as shit.
"SO ANY IDEA WHAT THEY ARE!?" Weiss asks.
"DEMONS!" Yang says.
Everyone look at her with questionable looks.
"WHAT!? THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE! BUT ANYWAYS, LET'S DO AN EXORCISM!"
They all pop out as they open fire (Weiss using some sort of glyph range attack) at the monsters that are attacking. The afternoon in the forested valley is filled with screams of torments, gunfire, battle clashes, magical spells being fired and screams of the Noise Marines. Much of the forest is on fire with the pink and black flames of the hedonistic god itself as pillars of smoke reach high in the heavens. The battle in these woodlands are an epic one. Cocytus, guardian of the fifth floor of Nazerick and general of the Nazerick Old Guarder and Elder Guarder attacking these new foes along with undead animals, skeleton riders and many liches. He has already killed many of these foul Warp Spawns with his halberd, Decapitation Fang. Not to mention that he gives a chilling reception. Oh god, Yang's bad puns are rubbing off on me. But I'm glad that I'm not adding Darkness from KonoSuba in this battle and we all know what she would be like with the Warp spawn sex fiends.
Speaking of cold, he uses his ice attacks to freeze his enemies instantly and encasing most of the area in ice. He even uses Frost Pain Modified, a duplicate of the original Frost Pain and even stronger. A gift from Ainz. The blade even stopped many bolter rounds from reaching him. Yet leading the troops of the Jura Tempest Federation is Rimuru's kijin samurai general, Benimaru. This mighty general launched dozens of black fire explosions in the area as the daemons and cults of Slaanesh yet some managed to survive and charge in at his forces. Benimaru does his best with his katana and all his skills as a swordsman. Many of his forces of three species are following Benimaru's example, yet some weren't skilled enough to keep the sexual monstrosities at bay that ended-up having their muscular arms ripped off by order of the Masque to appease Slaanesh so she can finally stop dancing. Tanya's Aerial Mage Battalion is up in the air and provide covering fire. Yet they are facing some aerial enemies of Slaanesh, Hate-Angels. These winged daemons are proving to be a difficult task along with some of the bolter fire from below.
Back on the ground, Ruby manages to snipe a few of these flying sex monsters with her Crescent Rose with Yang firing a few long range rounds from her Ember Celica. Both sisters manage to take down a few of them to help the aerial mages and make their job easier. Weiss uses her glyphs to send some flying. Yet Blake has an idea.
"Hang on a moment!" she says, "Since we have black boxes, how about we use them to their full extent!?"
Over in the woods, Rigur, one of the hobgoblins, had his sword chopped in half. (And when I mean sword, I mean the weapon. Not his dick, you sick Slaaneshi bastards!)
The Masque approaches, "Yes! YES! GREEN SWOLE FOR THE PRINCE! Gather more succulent biceps so I can finally stop dancing for eternity!"
Before anymore crustacean bimbo ballerinas take Rigur's arms, a huge army of robots came in and gun down all the Daemonettes and saved him. They are sentry bots from Fallout 4 along with assaultrons. That, and some sentinels from Halo 2. Including the big ones that shoot needles and shields at the front. The sentry bots fire miniguns and gattling lasers at the Daemonettes with ease and saved Rigur from having his arms ripped off to be use as pleasure objects...I think. Back up in the sky, Team CRDL (even though Cardin is supposed to be at Apocalyptica) and Team SSSN along with Oobleck came in and fire their weapons at the Hate-Angels and saved Tanya's battalion.
Cardin comes in, "What the fuck were those things?!" He looks at Tanya, "And why is there a little kid playing soldier!?"
Tanya scowls at Cardin.
Carolina along with Team CFVY shows up and join in the fray.
"What the fucking hell are those things?!" Coco is disgusted by the sight she sees on the ground.
"They look like demons." Yatsu point out, "Horribly, sexually disturbing demons." He shivers at the sight of them.
"You're not the only one!" Neptune is disturbed by the sight, "Those things are making me sexually confused!"
"I think I should fight these guys with my eyes close." Sun is also disturbed.
Cardin makes it to the ground faster and destroys a Hellflayer on impact. "Alrighty guys! Who's up for- What the fuck!?" Cardin realizes that he is surrounded by hyper-sexual daemons. He is utterly disturbed and confuse. Not to mention surrounded by Noise Marines
Yet the rest of Team CRDL came and gun down the daemons and marines that he is surrounded.
Sky says to Cardin, "Dude, I think you need to hold off on the flashy entrances."
Russel laugh a little, "Yeah, wait until we get our pirate-theme colony on some ocean planet. Then you can use the flashy entrances."
Dove on the other hand is being more serious, "Can we just kill these fucking things and talk about our pirate-theme park later!? I wanna live!"
The Masque screams, "No, no, no! Those are not meat! Those muscles are metal! THEY WON'T PLEASE THE PRINCE!"
"Excuse me?" Oobleck appears right behind her and the Masque freaks out. "I do have some inquisitorial curiosity about some of the stuff you said and what exactly are you. Can you tell me?"
"Oh." the Masuqe is a bit caught off guard, "Um... Okay? I think. I'm a servant of one of the Four Chaos Gods. One of them is the god of pleasures, excess, joy, pain, and other such things name, Slaanesh. Also known as, the Prince. One of those black box holders made a deal with the Prince and has called us here. He also wants revenge on the one with the red cape that damaged his figure. I think it is...Runny Nose?"
"Ruby Rose?"
"Yes! That's the-"
BASH! Cardin showed-up and bashed the Masque on the head until it no longer has a head. Then its body disappear in a puff of purple and pink energy. Vanishing from reality as it returns to the Warp.
"What the-?! Mr. Winchester!" Oobleck scolds Cardin, "I was asking that thing about its origins!"
Cardin doesn't seem to like them with the scared look on his face, "Sorry, but these things are SUPER CREEPY AS SHIT! So the only way to get rid of them is to bash them."
But Masque warps back, "Even though you killed us, we daemons reform back in the Warp and-"
BASH! Cardin kills Masque...again.
"Oh." OObleck push his glasses, "That's interesting. Good to know."
Masque appears again, "Could you please stop that?"
Cardin kills Masque again. Then it appears, then gets bashed, and reappears. Again and again with Masque telling Cardin to stop it. Meanwhile, the fight continues as many of the robots and reinforcements finish off the Forces of Slaanesh.
Meanwhile, over at Mutag, the fighting is getting worse as the Ultimate Shredder is getting closer with an army of his own robots, demons, Foot Mystics and zombified mutants along with the Forces of Tzeentch. This includes all the Tzeentch daemons such as Pink Horrors, Blue Horrors, Brimstone Horrors, Changecasters, Fluxmasters, Flamers of Tzeentch, Screamers and the Rubrics of the Thousand Sons being led by the sorcerer, Ahzek Ahriman, along with the Warriors of Chaos that worship Tzeentch that have been mutated in some way or form.
"Ah, it is good to be in combat in the material realm." Ahzek appreciated the battle, "It has been sooo long since I fought." He fires a doombolt at one of the barricades, "This is better than finding the Black Library, I-" he gives a genuine laugh, "I love this shit!"
Over at the barricades, all three versions of Mikey scream out, "WE'RE IN TROUBLE DUDES!"
Bakugo continues to fire, "Dammit! Just who are these clowns!?"
Yoko shouts as she fires, "WE NEED A NEW PLAN!"
Nero keeps on firing, "HOW ABOUT WE GIVE EVERYONE BLACK BOXES!?"
Qrow hides back behind the concrete barricade to avoid getting hit despite being invulnerable, which he and his little team forgot. He smiles, "You know, that may not be a bad idea!"
Qrow opens up his inventory to give everyone black boxes for everyone. Bakugo grins when he gets one of the black boxes and plots his revenge.
Over at the bridge, Ahzek glees over the battlefield, "Yes! YES! This is getting me harder than terminator armor and-"
All of a sudden, he takes a bullet through the helmet and drops dead. At the barricade, almost everyone has their black boxes and strike back. All the creatures and warriors on the Ultimate Shredder's side are shooting with everything that they got, yet the heroes and everyone else seem to be immune to the firing.
Nyx looks at his black box, "Oh yeah, we're immune to damage."
Orion facepalms, "Fuck! That slipped my mind."
The heroes are now on the offensive as they take down all the freaks loyal to Tzeentch and fight back. To make things worse for the Ultimate Shredder, Lysette and Team...NYON? Actually, the Team NYON Lysette has are experimental duplicates which may explain the confusion that someone finally noticed. Which they made to confuse enemies. Yes, I know, confusing, but just deal with some stuff for a while. Things will get crazier than this. Anyway: They swoop in and take on the battlefield with Jesses firing their bows at the unarmored daemons before reinforcements from the rear came. These reinforcements come in the form of the older version of the Turtles from the 2012 apocalypse episodes along with the Honey Ravagers and Tail Scale Clan on motorbikes.
These post-apocalyptic riders shout, "RED-STRIPE! RED-STRIPE!"
And then they fire their laser guns and Molotov cocktails from the other side of the bridge. Lysette arrives as the duplicates faded.
She approaches Qrow, "What's the situation?"
"Things got desperate that I had to give away black boxes to everyone!" Qrow explains as he fires at one of the Pink Horrors. "Then you came along along with more reinforcements that appear from nowhere."
"Glad to be of service." Lysette speaks in a sarcastic humor.
Qrow chuckles and pats Lysette's back, "Glad you have a better sense of humor than the Ice Queen."
"You left your radio on, moron."
Qrow looks at his black box and notices, "Whoops."
Over at Apocalyptica, the diseased minions of Nurgle have torn down the drawbridge with the disease that has reduce it to rot and rust. A barrage of arrows are fired at the invaders across the moat of spikes. Yet they are proven to be ineffective as the Plague Marines stand in front. But those with those pressure guns manage to make a few dents in their armor, but the bullets didn't get through despite the rot. Not to mention that they are kind of...undead-ish. Anyway, the Plague Marines fire at the archers and gun them down with their bolters. Winter uses the power of the black box on her summoning glyphs and unleashed a horde of her white Grimm at the enemy. At least she knows how to use it. The horde she unleashed either fly or jump over the moat as they attack the minions of Nurgle. Many Beowolves, Nevermores, Ursa, Manticores and even Atlas version of Goliaths. Yet the disgusting daemons and marines holdfast as they repel the summoned Grimm as Winter continues to spawn in more.
Up above, reinforcements have arrived and started blasting many of the plague spawns as they approach and do some super hero landings close by. Once they have landed, they immediately started cutting down the puss-oozing monstrosities.
"EWW!" Jaune freaks out as he looks at the puss on his sword, "Now this is gross!"
"You can say that again." Ren speaks as he stands back to back with Jaune, "These...things have a bit of a death and decay theme to them."
Nora is up in the air and is about to do a hammer strike, "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" and smashes the ground around her followed by an explosion that killed most of them.
Reese gets off her board as she notices the mushrooms growing on the bayonets. "Yuck! Just what the fuck are these things!? I got mushrooms growing on my board!"
Arlsan punches the head of a Plague Marine off and notices that her hand is covered in blood, puss, and other disgusting bodily fluids. She looks at her hand all disgusted, "Remind me to get a shit ton of hand sanitizer when we're done."
Nebula speaks, "I think five showers should suffice."
Many of the daemons, marines and other Chaos followers of Nurgle try to flee from the attackers. Yet as they try to flee, round objects come at them as if they were flung from a catapult right down at them. These round objects seem to be made of leather and have fuses lit.
One of the Nurglings asks with a gurgling voice, "What are those?"
BOOM! They explode and blue smoke is spread across. The followers and minions of Nurgle started to scream in agony. All the mushrooms, boils, mites and other foulness are dying off. They all scream as many start to fall apart, melt, or just drop dead.
One of the marines chockingly scream, "SULFUUUUUURRRR!" and drops dead.
Not too far away, an army of people dressed in strange, almost stone age attire along with catapults. Yet among them, there is a young woman with a blue eyes and hair which is tied to a ponytail. Her skin is shown to have blemishes on it, similar to that of Ilia. She wears a short, brown leather jacket over a black and blue shirt. This outfit serves as leather armor. In addition, she wears glasses. This woman also has a pair of blue serval cat legs with three claws each while also holding some sort of pickaxe weapon. There is also a man with light-skinned man with an undercut and a goatee. He has a scar across his left eye, and wears a black and grey long-sleeved shirt that is covered by grey armor. He wears a pauldron over his right shoulder. Another man is there with lion ears and red hair that cuts around his shoulders. He has a growing beard, and wears a red cape trimmed with yellow marks and fur that covers a brown, sleeveless shirt. His outfit serves as armor while having a golden colored shield and claw. There is also a young man with a light tan and green eyes. He styles his brown hair in a short bowl cut. He also wears a brown long-sleeved shirt with a yellow dash across the middle. The shirt only has one sleeve, with the other arm being covered by an orange-brown arm warmer. In addition, he wears a brown, leather bandolier with three pockets, the middle of which being yellow as well. His right hand has some sort of drill weapon.
Yet standing on a boulder, Senku, from Dr. Stone, looks over at his handy work and grins.
"Looks like I was right using sulfur bombs. They may stink, but glad there is no wind at this time. Sulfur is very effective for all kinds of diseases and plagues, which is why it is used for the miracle cure. But is also very poisonous to all life. A very handy weapon."
The man with the lion ears shivers, "That is the most disgusting sight I have ever seen."
The girl with cat legs has her tongue out in disgust, "I knew you were a genius, but this is gross."
Senku laughs a little, "I thought you would appreciate my handy work, Arrastra."
Up above, ships that have a style similar to a Halcyon-class light cruiser yet are made from Space Engineers. Five of them. And they are transcending down to the city and the surrounding.
Senku looks up at the ships, "Looks like I will finally get to space after all. Going far beyond our solar system." He smirks, "Time to get excited."
Back at the sun, the three look at the scrying screens and are not that happy.
"Clearly we underestimated these newcomers." Shade says while scratching his head.
"Guess the Powers of Chaos isn't enough." Covid thinks about what to do next.
Yet Dios isn't happy at all, "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I GOT A LEFT BOOB WITH AN EYEBALL FOR NOTHING!?" He is furious at Covid about his...changes.
Shade leans back and sighs, "Guess we have to do it ourselves."
Covid asks, "What about that mantis thing digging up the Protoss arkship?"
"OH FRghKa- NOW YOU TELL US!"
Shade sits straight up, "We could try to destroy it. Yet destroying hope isn't my lord's style. He represents hope and progress."
Dios sighs, "Guess I'm going."
Covid laughs and coughs, "Same here. Stagnancy and despair are the opposite of that calamari fucker."
"HEY!"
AN: HOLY SHIT! Sorry about some of the mistakes I made in the past and all that, but I hope this chapter is good enough. Sorry for the mistakes and confusion I may have made. Anyway, before I forget; Happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year. Just in case. Truth be told, I didn't realize the double NYON mistake until I looked it over and review. I even wrote it down to not make any mistakes, but I did it anyway. Oh well. Hope what I posted fixed it...or give it an ugly patch which I'm probably sure you guys are gonna rant later.
With all that finished, stay safe and healthy. Also, PLEASE don't vote for Trump. If you guys want to live, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP! ANYONE IS BETTER THAN THAT TAN MAKEUP CLOWN! Happy holidays. If anyone is going to assassinate him, please do. He's the reason why we have the coronavirus in our country, did stupid shit, and an asshole. I really do need that stimulus check so I can get presents for my family members when December comes around.
One last thing. The Phantom Traveler; no. Sorry, but all the loyal space marines have been taken if you pay close attention. All of them were taken with everything else. Only Chaos has returned because whenever they die, they return to the Warp unless they come across a special form of psyker or blank that can permanently kill them. Decreasing the power of the Chaos Gods. That part I learned from Inquisitor Martyr. Not really a good game in my opinion, but I'll give it an A for effort.