Chapter 15
Over at New Pandora, many of the insects have managed to uncover much of the massive Protoss arkship. About one fourth of it, given its massive size, is uncovered in a short amount of time with almost seemingly endless insects digging up the ship. The mantis creature watches from afar as its mighty work force dig deep underground with vast networks of tunnels to bring out the rocks. As we all know, the Protoss arkship is huge. The length being 244,094.5 feet (46.2 miles), width at 56,443.56955 feet (10.69 miles), and height being approximately 29,983.596 feet (5.67 miles). So yeah, it is fucking gigantic and uncovering a fourth of it in a short amount of time is amazing for an army of bugs. Some of the other insects carry the energy source of the ship, solarite, to the solar core to give life to it once more. But as the operation continues, strange music can be heard up in the air somewhere. The music almost sounds like...Spanish or Texan folk music with an accordion. The bugs on the ground look around and unable to locate the source until...BAM!
"YEEEE-HAAAAA!" Sarge is driving around the warthog.
Simmons is fighting the bugs with the turret as he shouts out, "YEAH! SUCK IT BLUE- I MEAN BUG!"
Grif fires a carbine from Halo 3, "I'm definitely getting nightmares tonight!"
Grif is a bit more scare while Simmons tries to impress Sarge.
Then another warthog comes down and squash one of the Arachnid drones. But this one has a rocket launcher turret. Lopez starts firing a barrage of missiles all around. Donut is driving while Doc (or O'Malley judging by the evil laughter) fires his own rocket launcher.
"At last!" O'Malley shouts with excitement, "It feels good to be back in action! Ha-ha-HA! Drive fool! DRIIIIIVE!~"
Donut drives as he says, "Sorry, but, YOU BUGS ARE DISGUSTING!"
"So are you! Ha-hahahaha!"
"Well that's just rude!"
Lopez yells at the two, "¿¡CALLERÍAN USTEDES DOS Y MATARÍAN A ESTOS VERMIN ORGÁNICO!"
Translation: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP AND KILL THESE ORGANIC VERMIN!?"
Donut says to Lopez, "DON'T TELL ME THAT, TELL HIM!"
Lopez switches to English, "I said BOTH OF YOU, pendejo."
Tucker, Sanchez and Caboose come down with Brute choppers and ram down many of the bugs with the sharp, rotating fronts of them that splatter and grind up many bugs in their way.
"Okay," Tucker says, "this is awesome!"
Yet Caboose almost rammed into Tucker.
"Oof! HEY!"
"Sorry!"
"Caboose, I said to the left! That's your right!"
"Okay!" and he bumps into Tucker.
"LEFT, CABOOSE! LEFT!"
Sanchez continues to use the turbo as he goes, "WEEEEEEEE! Now this is what I call action! I see now why Sarge love to get into fights and declare war!"
They all continue to either ram, roadkill or destroy all the different insects that were busy trying to dig up the arkship. Team FNKI finally showed with Neon moving faster with her roller blades and use her Nunchaku, that is now glowing red, to disintegrate all the bugs that she hits. Flynt lands close to the ship as he uses his semblance, killer quartet, and unleashes a sonic attack that cause many of the bugs to explode from the inside out within earshot of the blasts. Ivori is also moving at fast speeds with his whip that hacks through the exoskeletons. Dismembering the insects with lighting fast speeds. And Kobalt...huh... I can't find any information about Kobalt's weapon. So let's give him one! Kobalt uses the black box to bring out a weapon that he believes to be badass known as, the Crucible. AKA, the big ass energy sword from Doom: Eternal! Yet it is the same hilt from Doom 2016, which makes it even more awesome.
Kobalt looks at his new blade, "Oh-ho! I love this!" He looks at his blade, glowing red and covered in hellish runes. "But you know what makes it better?" he pulls out another Cruicible, "Two badass swords!"
Kobalt spins around, like the Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes, and slice and dice through the bugs. He is like a red neon tornado as he spins and kills all in his path. But he stops.
"But you know, red isn't my color." He uses his black box to make the Crucibles blue, "Now that's better!" and continues to spin.
Yet up above, the Ace-Ops and Ironwood join the battle as they stomp down on the bugs before they swing into action. Harriet uses her semblance to power through the bugs. Elm fires a few rockets before slamming down a few. Vine uses his semblance to slam many of the insects against each other or against sharp rocks. Marrow uses Fetch to, and I quote, 'boomerang' many of the insectoid beasts to death before he uses his semblance to get past a few that were about to attack him. Clover hops around and uses Kingfisher to swat his way through with a combination of his semblance and a super speed ability that everyone else is using. Ironwood fires as many bullets as he got. But he realizes that he can use his black box to not only have infinite ammo, he can use his gun without reloading.
"WOOO!" Sarge power slides close to Ironwood, "I'm so glad you invited us to this war, general sir!" He speaks in old military fashion. Something he hasn't done in a long time.
"Stay focus on the mission, colonel!" Ironwood orders Sarge, "Without that ship, we will fail! And turn that dreadful music off!"
"Sir, yes sir!" and Sarge drives off as he turns off the music, "WOO-HOO! I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!"
"And I wish you weren't." Lopez says in English.
Tucker does a stunt jump over a few bugs before he crashes his chopper into a rock and destroy it.
"Fuck!" Tucker is in deep shit now.
He looks around and sees the bugs approaching fast.
"What the fuck should I-" Tucker gets an idea, "Oh! Du-uh!"
Donut and his team are then pinned down by a jumping Arachnid as Donut screams like a woman right before it tore off the turret.
O'Malley tries to fire, "Oh shit! That's right!" He realizes that if he fires his rocket at close range, it will damage him too.
But all of a sudden, a huge green flash of light is shined upon the battlefield and the bugs became liquidated with their exoskeletons turned to ash. Some of it poured all over Donut, O'Malley and Sanchez are covered in orange blood and ashes.
"Ahhh!" Donut wipes some of it off his visor as he looks at his body, "Now I got orange and grey on this lightish-red! How am I gonna get it off!?"
Sanchez have tiny window wipers on his visor, "Good thing I got these."
Doc is back to normal, but in a bit of a daze, "Ugh... What happened?"
"What the fuck just happened?!" Sarge asks.
"HEY GUYS!" Tucker waves the BFG-9000 from Doom: Eternal before firing again, "CHECK THIS OUT!"
Tucker fires another round and killed over a hundred bugs at once with a single blast. Then shoots again to kill more and more of them. Tucker even went as far as aiming at the tunnels and fire. Killing the bugs underground. Then Tucker continues to kill more bugs on the surface like a badass. After firing forty more shots, all the bugs are dead.
"Yeah! Wooo!" Tucker cheers.
But Sarge angrily yells, "Dammit, Tucker! Do you know how hard it is to wage a goddamn war!?"
"Oh come on, man! I just saved the ship from being bug food! I'm a fucking hero!"
"I'm glad that's over." Grif says as he exits the warthog.
"Oh well." Lopez says in a sarcastic tone, "Guess we should leave."
Yet up in space, Team RWBY are busy fighting against two of their most deadliest opponents: Dios Diablo and Covid Viral. Ruby and Weiss face against the weird now hermaphrodite Dios with Ruby firing her Crescent Rose and Weiss using her summon glyphs to fire some Nevermores. Dios avoid all of these attacks and fires pink energy beams from his hands. Blake and Yang try to take down Covid Viral with their range attacks yet Covid uses some strange space spores to block them before firing green toxic spores at the two. But Blake and Yang dodge the attack as Blake throws her Gambol Shroud at the old, diseased man. Covid use a spell to block the attack. Yang sneaks behind and punches Covid on the back of the head with a great right hook. Covid has what is left of his teeth and gums fall out as if they were dentures along with his eyes nearly popping out.
Weiss and Ruby move in to slash Dios, but Dios block with his arms now turned into lobster claws that blocked them.
"Tell me something!" Ruby says to Dios, "Why do you want our black boxes!?"
"The reason?" Dios replies, "I want to obtain perfection! The more black boxes I obtain, the more I can achieve godhood!"
"But aren't you already powerful?!" Weiss asks.
Dios kicks Weiss and Ruby before the two try to hack and slash at him. Dios manage to dodge and block all of their attacks.
Then he says, "FOOLS! These black boxes are mere keys to a long and forgotten legacy of the ancients! The more I collect, the more power I will unlock! But I'm afraid that day will never come."
"Why is that?" Ruby asks.
Dios goes on a temper tantrum, "Because all traces of the Grand Paradise System are gone! My allies and I have searched for the system for fucking CENTURIES AND WE NEVER FOUND IT! THOUSAND OF YEARS OF SEARCHING AND WE FOUND NOTHING! Just regular old solar systems and machines that populate this void of a universe. So now, I have overcome my stubbornness, I will use these black boxes as keys to my ascension to become a new Chaos God! But first, I will rape the ones that ruined my perfection!" He stares at Ruby, "Which is you, you silver-eyed bitch!"
Ruby is hurt by that, "Now that's just wrong. But what does 'rape' mean?"
"Hngh. Seriously?" Dios asks, "How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
Dios looks at Weiss, "Did she have a sex education?"
"I don't speak for her." Weiss says, "She is a bit dense."
"HEY!" Ruby is offended. But she comes to a realization, "Wow. Now I know how you feel when we call you Ice Queen."
"Enough talk!" Dios says, "Covid! Lend me some of Nurgle's blessings so I can give these bitches-"
"He's dead." Blake says.
"Wait, what?"
Yang is storing all the black boxes that Covid Viral had into her own black box.
"Oh for the love of Chaos." Dios facepalms, "What sort of stupidity did I got myself in?" He shakes it off, "Very well then, I'll have to finish this fight myself."
Team RWBY fight against Dios with range attacks but Dios uses his diamond barrier to stop the bullets/energy attack. Dios then charges in and enters into a space fight with the four girls in an all out melee fight. It is a flurry of metal slashes, punches and lobster claws that is full of parries, dodges, and only a few scratches. They continue to fight as many of the ships head over to New Pandora to get all the people out of whatever planet, by planet I mean moon since all the habitable worlds are moons, they were on and into the arkship. That is when Dios has an idea. He flies over to the ships with Team RWBY chasing him. Dios flies through the hangars of one of the ships and maneuver his way pass the smaller ships meant for a few people. The reason being is to see if RWBY can get smacked by some of these ships to avoid them and finish the job. Yet RWBY are just as slick and maneuverable as they manage to avoid making any mistakes.
Then Dios tries phasing through the ships hull like a ghost to lose them. The team did the same and freak out many passengers. They phase through the ships as Dios seems to be enjoying the chase as he smirks. Then they head straight towards the sun as they race across its fiery surface with extreme hot temperatures can be felt. However, to everyone with black boxes, it feels more like a sauna. They circle the sun as they past by many erupting fires and boiling flames. Along the way, Shade Nightmare sees them coming and waves at them as they zoom by.
Yang looks back, "Wait, was that-?"
"Focus, Yang!" Blake says, "We need to make sure that there is only one before the sun explodes!"
It is true. As long as at least one of the Black Box Hunters are alive, the sun won't explode. Yet there is something that is plaguing Weiss' mind.
"Say, does anyone know why these guys are connected to the sun?!"
"That is a good point!" Ruby says to Weiss.
"That's a long story!" Shade Nightmare shows up and tags along, "But in short, we've been in that sun for so long that it requires our life-force to stay alive!"
"Thanks! Whaaa-!" Ruby freaks out.
"What're you doing here!?" Weiss asks.
"Just to give you guys some knowledge before I get taken away by Tzeentch. See ya!" and Shade went down to the sun.
"Wait! Who's Tzeentch!?" Blake asks.
"Stay on target." Yang says.
"But we still-"
"Stay on target." Yang is focus on Dios.
Dios does some backwards flying and fires his summoned bolter.
Weiss gets Blake out of the way, "Look out!"
Ruby aims her Crescent Rose and fires the bolter out of Dios' hand. But Dios gives Ruby the middle-finger and flies off. Ruby is offended by that and chase him. Yang was also offended and follows. Weiss and Blake also follow as they fly over to Akua with lightning speed. They pass by the forests full of flora predators that try to raise their mouths and vines up to the sky as the five fly. Then Dios flies into the forest and out of sight. The team stops and try to look for him.
Yang is upset as her eyes turn red, "DAMMMIIIIT! WE LOST HIM!"
"Keep an eye out!" Blake says as they form a circle, back to back, "This guy might be trying to do something."
From the ground close to Weiss, Dios uses the lash of Slaanesh to try to bring her down. Yet Weiss immediately cuts it off before being dragged.
"There!" Weiss points out with her Myrtenaster where the tongue-like whip came from. "That's where he is!"
Before they can act, the sky has turned into a dark pinkish hue followed by swirling clouds that fire hot pink lightning.
"What the hell!?" Blake says as they all look at the sky.
"I don't like this." Ruby is feeling nervous.
Yet from the forest, Dios emerged, but changed. Dios has transformed into a daemon prince that looks...I mean...wellll... I don't exactly feel comfortable about describing the rapists of Slaanesh, so I'm gonna have to skip the details. Anyway, Team RWBY see this horrible thing in front of them. Towering over the four girls that are...disturbed.
Weiss looks away and vomits. Blake shakes her head with her moth open.
Yang goes, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
Dios says in a demonic voice, "This is the power of the Chaos God of Pleasure, Slaanesh."
"WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY BOOBS AND PENISES!?"
"Hello! I said the Chaos God of Pleasure! As in, lust! This is the personification of lust."
Ruby passes out after seeing something she shouldn't. But as she was about to pass, her eyes glow white and aims her Crescent Rose.
"WHAT?!"
The Ruby fires a huge flash of light from the gun barrel.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" Dios screams, "THAT FLASH! IT CAN'T BE! YOU HAVE THE TRUE KEY TO-"
Once the flash faded, Dios is no more. Gone for good. And good riddance! Sorry, but the Slaanesh types are completely gross! Even more so than Nurgle.
Then Ruby passes out and starts to fall. Yang catches her in her arms and sigh in relief.
"Geez, Rubes." Yang says to her unconscious sister, "You really are awesome."
However, the celebration is cut short as the sun then suddenly turns into a red dwarf. The team looks at it and realize that their time is almost up. With only one Black Box Hunter left, it is only a matter of time before the sun collapse in on itself and goes supernova.
"We should head over towards the ship. And fast!" Weiss makes a good point.
Time is growing short. They have to leave as soon as possible.
Over at New Pandora, the Blood Gulch Crew managed to wipe out the rest of the bugs. And just in time too as the ships are coming in. Not just the ones made by Cardin, but also some of the Jurian ship cores bearing passengers as well.
Tucker fires one last shot from his BFG, "BOO YEAH!" he cheers as they explode. "That's the last of them!" He turns around to see everyone else armed with BFG's.
"That was actually satisfying!" Sarge says, "Guess BFG's are alright for army control."
"You said it!" Simmons agrees with Sarge, "That is why it is the most popular weapon in video games.
"Nerd!" Grif insults Simmons.
"Says the guy who enjoys Doom: Eternal!"
Grif turns to face Simmons, "Fuck you."
"Hindsight, this is actually fun." Sanchez says. He turn his attention to Lopez, "Was it always like this before my creation."
"No."Lopez replies, "Todo lo que hicimos fue hablar y nunca hicimos una mierda como esta."
Translation: "All that we ever did was talk and never did shit like this."
"E toda aquela coisa do Freelancer? E refrão?"
Translation: "What about the whole Freelancer thing? And Chorus?"
"Parecía más unas vacaciones de trabajo que cualquier otra cosa."
Translation: "It felt more like a work holiday than anything else."
Caboose says, "Can I see Church now? It's been a while since I've seen him and I'm starting to get confuse."
"You're always confuse, Caboose." Tucker replies.
In one of the ships, the citizens of what used to be Springhog look at the ship where their town used to be.
"Huh." Lisa says, "Never knew we were under the arkship the whole time."
"What the hell?!" Stewie complains, "We had a ship under our town this whole time!?"
"Looks like it." Brian says.
"Never thought of that." Homer says, "Hiding a ship under our settlement."
Bart asks, "Did anyone ever thought about mining under the town?"
Peter says, "No, we're American cartoons, we're stupid."
Stewie goes, "The fuck-?!"
Spikes_8-Blood: HA!
Spikes_8-Blood: YOU LOST YOUR NEW TOY!
SixSex: But I still have the soul.
Spikes_8-Blood: OH YEAH. FUCK.
Bringer Of The Night - Ooo-Ooh: I still want friends.
(9V9)/: I'll pick mine up soon.
(9V9)/: Maybe. Maybe not.
(9V9)/: Or will I?
VAMP-Rape (Molag Bal): Did someone say rape?
VAMP-Rape: Who said rape!?
VAMP-Rape kicked out
SixSex kicked out
One-Eyed Sp3ar (Odin): Can we get these guys their own chat room?
One-Eyed Sp3ar: They're getting out of hand.
LightingHammer (Thor): Father!
LightingHammer: I thought we were going to go hunting!
(9V9)/: Hey, did anyone catch where that bug go?
DiViN3_M0M (Mara): No, I didn't see.
Spikes_8-Blood: MISSED IT.
Bringer Of The Night - Ooo-Ooh: Can someone be my friend?
SUFFER_MY_DISBELIEF (Necoho): You guys should just die already.
AN: Oi! I got a forum out and would like to know your opinion.
Here's the link: topic/230469/182694898/1/
Also, for Hamm1999: Wish I could, but busy with other things. And I also know that there is a Doom comic, thanks to Linkara of Atop the Fourth Wall.