KH25: I'm back with another chapter! Yay….

Nexus: I hate the world and it hates me :(

KH25: …….Riiiiiiiight. Anywho, to the disclaimer again!

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

KH25: To the next chapter!

The Cause of Chaos

Chapter 3

Tell a Tale of Two Emo Kids

Zexion sat in his room, staring gloomily at his wall. Emo wuss? How dare he mock my emo personality! He shall pay dearly! Zexion took out a piece of paper and devised a way that would…..

"Hey! Author! What weapon should I put outside of Nexus' door?"

"Try……a bomb?"

"Cool." Zexion sat back down and did not bother the author who is graciously giving his fans what they want. Another chapter. At about 5:00 am his plan was in motion. Nexus woke up from his sleep.

He put on his coat and opened the door, he saw a bomb. Nexus walked over to the bomb and pressed the button that said 'defuse' the bomb exploded and paint splattered everywhere. Nexus frowned. He got up, looked at his coat, and blushed when he saw it had been stained pink.

"Nice coat." A voice said from behind Nexus. Nexus turned around to find Axel laughing at him.

"It almost matches the colour of your face!" Axel ran down the hall. Nexus would kill him later. Right now he was hungry. He made his way down the stairs. A wire had been place conveniently in his path. Nexus didn't take notice and soon found himself barreling down the stairs. He picked himself off the floor. Someone was trying to get to him. Axel was sitting on the couch in front of him, looking like he was going to bust a gut.

Nexus walked into the kitchen. He planned on making a good breakfast to down this bad morning. As he turned the stove on, he noticed something was in the oven. He opened the oven and a cake exploded in his face.

"St-stop that! You're gonna make me crap my pants here!" Axel was having trouble breathing. Nexus would just love to strangle him, but he had to find out who was trying to kill him. Or just torture him.

In his room, Zexion cackled evilly. He had to admit though. Nexus was keeping this down cool. He would have to use his secret weapon.

Nexus walked up the stairs to his room. He would stay there for the rest of the day. When he opened the door, he found his room coloured the colour he hated most.

"MY ROOM IS YELLOW!" Nexus screamed and ran down the hall. He banged on everyone's door, waking them up. Before he banged on Zexion's door, he heard laughing.

"That was so evil! Oh if he knew I did all those things he'd hate me! No one shall call me an emo wuss again! BWA HA HA HA HA!" Hearing this, Nexus burst into the room, switchblade at the ready. Zexion squealed and hid under his desk. Nexus grabbed Zexion around the neck, and pushed him against a wall.

"Never, and I mean never, try to annoy me again! I don't care what you say," Nexus showed a rare smile. "But you're still an emo wuss." Zexion was about to retaliate, when Roxas ran into the room.

"Hey everyone! Nexus and Zexion are KISSING!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. A crowd of black coats ran into the room.

"Emo action? Where?" Larxene shouted. Nexus and Zexion put their hoods up and crawled under Zexion's desk. They hid there for three hours before noticing everyone was gone.

KH25: Lol. Emo action at it's finest. Soon I gotta make someone hook these 2 up. Cuz they're emo and won't make moves themselves. Please read and review.