Belli Dura Despicio: I Despise the Hard Knocks of War

by grimreaper's lost soul

Deployed to patrol the Turian Fringe Systems the HNV Invictus is badly damaged and is forced to blind-jump with a damaged FTL drive, it's crew survived the ordeal, landing on 'humanity's doorstep the crew is rescued and the Invictus is scuttled, Humanity learning of the Hierarchy moves to put its best foot forward by bringing their wayward sons and daughters home. Alternate FC Fic.

17. Update 08 07 2022 DD MM YYYY

Todays Date of the Update: 08/07/2022.

IT'S DONE, I did it!

All chapters have been successfully updated, Chapter 17 has merged with 16 to bring it's wordcount into spec with the previous chapters!

In celebration, Toaster Day has been moved forward to today!
*Happy Toaster Noises*

All Krieg regiments shall be given commemorative gas masks to mark this glorious day!
*Happy Gasmask Noises*

Additionally, The Emperor himself has decreed he shall supply all members of the Adepta Sororitas with new limited edition pinups of himself in a more skimpy speedo and Emperor Protects Asartes sized condoms.
*Happy Purging Heretics Noises*

All other guardsman regiments, shall be given a Banana, so you can grow up as strong as the Commander Militant but with less grit!
*Happy Dying Noises*

Signed.

Your Glorious Overlord, The God Emperor of Mankind His Divine Holiness the Manperor of Mankind, by grace of himself of the United Imperium of Man, and of all Sectors and Sub-Sectors therein, God Emperor, Head of the Ecclesiarchy, Defender of the One True Faith and Avatar of the Machine God and the one true God of the Warp. GRLS signing off.