(To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Axel
The red-haired FREAK! (freak)
Had some very spiky hair! (Like cloud)
And if you ever saw him, (saw him)
It would be such a scare! (Like seeing Ansem without a shirt)
All of the Organization,
Used to laugh and poke his spleen! (HIS SPLEEN?)
He thought those dumb people, (people)
Were very unkind and mean! (Like a kitten)
Then one dark Halloween,
Ansem came to say (DARKNESS)
Axel with your hair so sharp,
Won't you come and smell my fart! (OH YEAH!)
Then the Organization loved him! (loved him)
And they shouted with joy! (Oh joy….)
Axel the red-haired freak, (freak)
Your one demented boy! (Like a darkside)