Somewhere in an unknown world is a castle where a beautiful princess was walking back and forth trying to be patient. She has brown hair that turns blonde at the bottom. wear a pink flower on the left side of her head and a crown on her right. She also has pink strip arms, wears a pink dress and shoes, and has wings on her back. That person is Princess Flora, the princess of the Ninsegtion Kingdom.

Flora: Where are Redblur and Morph? They should be here right now.

Just then a woman wearing a green outfit and purple hair stood up. She has blue eyes, has brown boots, and wears a belt that has a silver buckle. That person was Kimmi, the ex-thief and princess of a lost kingdom.

Kimmi: Don't worry, if it is just like the last time they should be busting through doors right about...now.

Just then the doors open loud as a big ball was coming toward the princess. Just as it seems like Flora was going to get run over the ball deforms as Redblur and Morph appear as they slide on the ground.

Kimmi: What did I tell you.

Morph: Sorry we're late your majesty.

The princess gave a short sigh as she shook her head in annoyance.

Flora: For the last time Morph, I told you it ok to call by my name. You don't have to be proper all the time.

Redblur: But we watch a video saying that if you don't have good manners we go to hell before you die.

Flora: Where in the world told you that?

Just then a robot came toward the heroes to pick them off the ground and dust them off. The robot has purple and gold armor wear a black tight suit and wear a gold bandana on his head. That robot was designated as NPD-297 but he goes by the name Gigabit.

Gigabit: If memories recall I believe we heard that quote from your father Flora.

Flora: (Oh my gosh dad! Why!)

Kimmi: So since you both are covered in buries, I bet you two went to another world again? What was it this time? Crash Bandicoot? Hollow Knight? God of War?

Redblur: Nope. It was Banjo-Kazooie, and let me tell you it was not easy.

Gigabit: But isn't worlds with platforms your thing. Most of your teachers come from those types of worlds.

Morph: Yeah, but we have to help Banjo and Kazooie get past the quiz show to save Banjo's sister. Every question requires us to remember every SOUNDS, CHARACTERS, LOCATIONS, AND FACTS about their adventure! Which by the way we WASN"T THERE FOR ANY OF IT!

Redblur: And every time we get an answer wrong we get hurt by lava which happens EIGHTY-FIVE TIMES IN A ROW! And to make matter worse, Qarinah hijack the game and MADE THE QUESTIONS TEN TIMES WORST!

Redblur and Morph were extremely angry as they were blowing steam from their ears and the princess, Kimmi, and Gigabit looked kind of concerned.

Flora: Do you guys want to talk about it?

Redblur & Morph: No.

Gigabit: So why did you call us here today Flora? You sound like you were in despair.

Flora: You're right. Everyone, please take a seat.

Redblur, Morph, Kimmi, and Gigabit went and sat down at one of the tables that were in front of them as they have their attention on the princess.

Flora: As you see the Kingdom of Ninsegtion is a kingdom that always coming up with new gadgets and inventions, but lately we are losing money.

Morph: Do you know why?

Flora: Well it is due to a lot of things. Like repairs of the damages from Qarinah attacks, food and items for the citizens, and upgrades for two of my elite guards.

Morph and Kimmi look at Redblur and Gigabit and the two of them realized that the princess was talking about them.

Redblur: Hey, it's not our fault that we're robots.

Gigabit: We do apologize but we are not skilled enough to manually make repairs ourselves.

Flora: If I don't raise the money fast then the kingdom will be in debt and I really don't want to ask my parents for help. So with that said, do any of you have any ideas to get quick money?

Redblur and Kimmi both raised their hands faster than the blink of an eye.

Flora: That doesn't involve stealing from bad guys?

The two look at each other before slowly dropping their hands. Everyone thought to themself for a bit, thinking of something that might help them but suddenly Kimmi raised her hand.

Kimmi: I thought of my most clever and brilliant plan ever.

Flora: Really what is it?

Kimmi: Well I thought of something that we sell call NFTs. It stands for...

Flora: I just going to stop you right there. The answer is no.

Kimmi: But why?

Flora: Redblur already told me what NFTs are and it sounds like an idiotic idea.

Kimmi: But if you can just hear my explanation.

Flora: My answer is no!

The thief just gave up and cross her arms angry looking and her friend.

Kimmi: Nice going Redblur. Why did you tell Flora about my idea?

Redblur: There is already one world that is ruined by that idea we don't need another one.

Just then Morph raised his hand shaking it like he just don't care.

Flora: Morph, do you have an idea?

Morph: Yes, and well I was thinking how about if we ask people very nicely to give people money? If we tell them the cause and why we need the money maybe people will be willing to help.

Redblur, Flora, Kimmi, and Gigabit look at each other unconformably as they see some problems with Morph's plan.

Redblur: Who are we going to ask for the money Morph?

Morph: The Boninians.

Flora: And where do they live?

Morph: In the village.

Gigabit: And are the Boninians part of the kingdom?

Morph: That's right.

Kimmi: And you know the kingdom is poor right?

Morph: And that's why we should ask them for help.

Flora: So what you suggesting is that we need to ask the poor for money.

Morph: Excatl- Wait a minute...I...you see... Oh.

Morph just sink into his chair looking embarrass as Redblur raised his hand and use his fingers to point to him.

Flora: Do you have a plan Redblur.

Redblur: As a matter of fact I do. Across this nation, people call you the prettiest girl in the kingdom correct. How about if we take pictures of you and sell them.

Flora: That's a great idea Redblur. I hire a photographer to take pictures of me and use them for photos for a calendar.

Redblur: Well sort of.

Redblur pulls out a laptop and begins to type in an address to a website which causes everyone to look at the screen.

Redblur: I heard of my teachers telling me never to visit this site called Rule 34. I don't know what it is about but some pictures have men and women.

Morph: I don't know why your teachers told you not to go there.

Redblur: Me either. Quick question, what does the word porn mean?

Morph: I don't know.

Kimmi and Flora blush as they quickly figure out what Rule 34 is.

Flora: Kimmi!

Kimmi: I'm on it.

Kimmi quickly covers Morph's eyes using her thief mask as she covers Redblur's eyes with a gem bag over his head. She then tosses the laptop in the air and throws a spear at the device destroying it in an instant. When the two were able to see again Redblur begin to cry as his laptop broke.

Redblur: What have you done! Do you know how long it took me to pay for that laptop?

Kimmi: Don't worry I buy you a new one.

Redblur: But we have so many memories the moment I turn it on!

Morph: You have had that laptop for less than three days.

Redblur: Three days too long! Three days too long!

As Redblur was crying he gets down from his chair and curls up into a ball. As the princess was watching this her eyes being to twitch as she turn her attention to Gigabit.

Flora: So far I haven't heard any good ideas! Gigabit, you are the only one that smart enough to use logic for all of your ideas. Please tell me you have a great idea for making money!

Gigabit thought it over before doing some calculations in his head and suddenly his eyes being to glow as he thought of an idea.

Gigabit: If my calculations are correct, there is a hundred percent chance of getting the right amount of money we need.

Flora: Oh that's wonderful. What is it?

Gigabit: All you need to do is sign up and make an account on a website labeled as OnlyFans.

Kimmi: OnlyFans?

Gigabit look around as he notice that everyone's attention was on him now. Redblur stop crying, Morph got up from his seat, and both Kimmi and Flora look at each other.

Morph: I never heard of that website. Can you explain what that website is all about?

Gigabit: You see, OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service where...

As Gigabit explains what OnlyFan is to his friends for one hour. The robot tells about how much the "fans" pay and what kind of videos people were on the site. In the end, Redblur's jaw was on the ground, Morph was rocking back and forth uncomfortably, Kimmi's eyes were wide open, and the princess was too embarrassed she imagines herself doing those types of videos.

Kimmi: Gigabit! How do you know all that?!

Gigabit: Watching funny internet videos.

Redblur: But the castle doesn't even have internet!

Gigabit: My apologies, I made an error. I meant to say going to the center of the multiverse, and opening portals to multiple worlds. I then connect to no less than seventy-six wi-fi networks to watch funny internet videos from multiple worlds.

Flora finally snaps back from her fantasy as she looks at everyone with a big pile of disappointment.

Flora: So let me get this straight, the only plans you guys came up with are taxing the poor, using my body for inappropriate things, and making be do...things to appeal simps?

Morph: Um...

Redblur: I wasn't thinking like that...

Gigabit: It's wasn't my intention...

Flora: ...Kimmi, what is your idea about NFTs?

Kimmi: I'm glad you ask Flora.

Redblur: Oh my god.

Kimmi: NFTs are quite easy. First, we go travel to kingdoms near Ninsegtion and find the biggest, baddest, ugliest people in each kingdom. Next, we persuade them to buy a picture of a drawing that will shock them. And when they accept give them a picture of a face like this.

Kimmi handed out a piece of paper that look like a simple boring face causing her friends to look confused.

Morph: That looks like a simple drawing yet bland drawing of a face. It's almost like you made this using three letters.

Kimmi: That's the thing, I only use the letter i, o, and u. It's way easier to make faces like this.

Redblur: Hold on, that's not an NFT.

Kimmi: Of course it is, I made it up. It's a non-fungible trick, aka NFT.

Redblur: That's...well, now thinking about it, the one I'm thinking of might mean something different but it's basically the same thing.

The princess was about to say something but then thought about Kimmi's plan for a bit. Flora's tail begins to wag as she begins to like this idea before smiling.

Flora: As much as I don't like the idea of scamming people that is the best idea I heard all day. So we will do Kimmi's NFTs plan starting tomorrow. With that said, this meeting is over.

The next day Redblur, Morph, Kimmi, and Gigabit went to the neighboring kingdoms and sold the NFTs to thousands of people within a week. They were about to save the Ninsegtion Kingdom from debt but they weren't allowed to return those kingdoms for a good while as they were now wanted posters of them.