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Chapter 5: Kagome and Sango's Torture Plan and Miroku's Wish!
"I can't find Shippo anywhere…" Inuyasha said.
"Me neither. I wonder if Shippo's with Kagome and Sango…" Miroku said.
"Whatever, who cares about him," Inuyasha turned around to look at the village.
"I'm gonna go see what's going on in the village," Miroku told Inuyasha.
"Whatever," Inuyasha answered.
Miroku went off into the village only to find a large group surrounding a tree. "Oh my gosh! What is that?" a female villager asked.
"It's so cute!"
"Is it a demon?"
"What's that thing over its mouth?"
"I think that's a girl…"
"Make way! Lady Kaede is here!"
"What's this?" Kaede asked herself. "I never seen something like this before…"
"Let me take a look," Miroku said walking by.
"It's that monk again!"
"He'll be able to tell us what t is!"
"……" Miroku began to examine the tree. "Why this? This… this is a girl! Tied up to a tree!"
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"I have this feeling that something wrong is going on in the village…" Inuyasha thought.
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"Hello there… " Miroku said hi to the girl. "You seem really beautiful…."
"…" the girl didn't say a thing.
"You can't talk?"
"…Who does he think he is?"
"Would you like me to untie you from the tree?"
"It's probably a demon!" a villager shouted. "Nothing else can look so beautiful!"
"…………" all of the young female villagers (except Kaede) gave all the males a cold stare.
"Of course, all the women in this village are pretty!" Miroku said.
"Really?" all of the female villagers went to Miroku. "You're so kind!"
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"Something really wrong is going on…" Inuyasha thought again.
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"Would any of you be kind enough to bear my child?" Miroku asked.
"MIROKU!" a voice called out.
"That must be Sango!" Miroku ran towards the origin of the voice.
Miroku continued to run towards the origin of the voice, but then… Miroku stepped into the middle of a tiny circular rope and it pulled him up off the ground! "What? What is the meaning of this!" Miroku was off the ground upside down.
Miroku began reaching for his put to release himself, but then… Kagome and Sango came by. "Miroku is Sango's target? Wow… Must've been when they were sleeping together…" Kagome thought.
"Great timing ladies! Can you tell me who did this and help me get down?" Miroku asked.
"Maybe…." The two girls had an evil grin on their face.
"Umm, are you okay? Sango? Lady Kagome?" Miroku got really scared now.
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"Something really bad is going to happen in… 3… 2… 1…" Inuyasha continued to think.
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"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Miroku shouted and lost conscious.
"I think we did pretty well," Kagome said.
"It's an improvement for him," Sango said.
"Are you sure this is okay?" Kagome asked.
"Of course it is!" Sango answered quickly.
"Well…"
"He can learn to rub his own butt!"
"Gee…"
"What is it Kagome?"
"You know how I bought those magic charms that do you know what?"
"Yeah,"
"I think they actually work…"
"What do they do?"
"Ummm –wihsper- –whisper-"
"That's a good thing!"
"Well… –wihsper- –whisper-"
"So What!"
"Never mind…"
"Let's go tie him up to a tree like what we did with Shippo!"
"Yeah! That way he can't get away!"
-evil grins return!-
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"This one looks like that other one we saw earlier!"
"Girls are soon gonna be poppin' up on every tree!"
"Girls don't grow on trees you dolt!"
"Then what is it?"
"A demon!"
"Hmph… Stupid men…"
"Maybe the two know each other!"
"Nah…."
"A demon could be capturing young girls!"
"We're under attack?"
"What's going on here?" Inuyasha came stomping by. "Eh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny Inuyasha?" Kaede asked.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
"Well, what is it?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT IS IT INUYASHA!"
"Ack! … It's better if you don't know."
"What's so funny then?"
"I'll just take this person and be on my way HAHAHAHA! Whoever did this must be some kind of genius!"
Inuyasha untied the girl and carried her over his shoulder. "Maybe the same thing happened to Shippo!"
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"Well, I'll just wait until she wakes up," Inuyasha told himself setting the girl down next to a river.
"Ugh… What happened…" the girl asked and then saw Inuyasha. "Inuyasha? What happened, I can't remember much."
"Serves you right! After what you've been doing, you deserve this!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"How does it feel to be loved?"
"What? By ladies you mean?"
"No."
"Then what?"
"What an idiot! HAHAHA! By men."
"WHAT!"
"Let me help you."
Inuyasha brought the girl back into the village and to Kaogme. "Hi Inuyasha! I can see you met our little friend!" Kagome said.
"Kagome did this? Wow… I knew that girls were scary, but not this scary…Yeah…" Inuyasha answered.
"Inuyasha probably knows already… Hey Inuyasha, can you do me a favor?"
"Sure… I guess."
"–wihsper- –wihsper- –whisper-"
"HAHAHAHA! You're kidding right? This is great, I'm glad she explained it to me… Okay, I'll do it!"
Inuyasha brought the girl to a lake. "Right this way my princess! Whadda loser!" Inuyasha couldn't help laughing in his head.
"What? What are you talking about? Princess?" the girl asked.
"Just look in the lake and tell me what you see," Inuyasha ordered.
"Ummm…… Okay…"
The girl looked in the lake. "I see a beautiful girl wearing a beautiful pink dress!"
"Great!"
"I'll go get her out of the lake!"
"NO!"
"Huh? Why?"
"Guess who you smart ass princess! I like calling her that! Kagome also told that what the costume is whatever a costume is…" Inuyasha started laughing a little.
"Ummm, wait!"
"Continue…"
"That…"
"Uh-huh…"
"Can't… Be…"
"And the last word?"
"Me?"
"OF COURSE IT IS!"
"Why? Why?" the girl looked at herself seeing what she was wearing.
"Well?"
The girl started trying to take off what she was wearing, but for some reason, she couldn't. "Are you crazy?" Inuyasha asked.
"No I'm not Inyasha!"
"There's a spell charm thing on your back!"
"What! Take it off!"
"Okay…-zap- Ouch! I think there's something wrong about it…"
"Try again!"
"No!"
"Inuyasha!"
"Well… Hope you have fun… Miroku!"
"Inuyasha!"
"I just noticed that you also sound like a girl!"
"Inuyasha!"
"Must be that charm thing."
"INUYASHA!"
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT OFF!"
"Ugh… I'll go to Sango…"
"He finally learned his lesson…"--------------------
Inuyasha and Miroku (in his girly pink princess outfit) went to Sango and Kagome. "I think he had enough torture, this was actually what he never wanted to happen, his worse fear," Inuyasha said.
"Okay…" Kagome said.
"Yeah, I guess…" Sango said too.
Kagome took off the charm and Miroku tool off his clothes. "Inuyasha don't look!" Kagome shouted.
"Huh? Why, he's a … Holy shit, what did you guys do?" Inuyasha asked.
"Turn Away!"
"Okay!" Inuyasha turned away.
"What's wrong?" Miroku asked.
"Your body…" Sango said.
"Is also a female's." Kagome finished.
"ARGH!" Miroku was really annoyed.
Kagome tore off the spell charm on his back and he returned to normal. "Here's your clothes and we're not looking," Kagome said as they walked away.
"Well that's enough fun for one day!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"Ugh…." Miroku was completely annoyed.
"What are you doing?" Inuyasha asked.
"Preparing for the one wish that will make Sango happy (and for his own sake too )," Miroku answered.
"What? Are you gonna?" Inuyasha was aurprised at what Miroku was gonna do.
"Hold on!" Miroku ran off and… chased after Sango to rub her butt. "One last time… and finished.
"MIROKUUUUUUU!" Sango scolded.
"Good, Sango and Kagome are here!" Inuyasha said.
"-sigh- I'm gonna miss this… I wish," Miroku started.
"Is he really going to wish for that? Is he doing this for me?" Sango thought.
"Miroku… You're making a wise decision," Kagome thought.
"that I wasn't perverted anymore!"
"!" the three couldn't believe Miroku actually wished for that.
Miroku's body glowed with light and then the light disappeared. "Hello there Sango," Miroku said happily.
"M-M-Miroku?" Sango said.
"Don't worry, I have no intention of doing 'that' anymore," Miroku said.
"Miroku…"
"Sango…"
"Isn't this a happy ending? It's so sweet! –tear runs down her cheek in happiness-" Kagome said happily.
"Yeah yeah. Miroku has finally got over it expect the unexpected. I never thought Miroku would do such a thing," Inuyasha said.
Miroku and Sango closed in for a kiss, a kiss they would never forget…
Okay! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I know some people might not like the fact that Miroku loses his pervertedness, but hey! He likes Sango! Who knows? The pervertedness may come back… Please REVIEW! If you read, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW!
"Did we forget something?" Kagome asked Inuyasha.
"Probably not…" Inuyasha said. "Where's Shippo?"