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Chapter 8: Master of Disguise? Shippo's Payback!

"There has to be a way to get Kagome or Sango to get rid of this form!" Shippo told himself. "The two made a fool out of me! And I thought they were on my side…"

Flashback #1

"-gulp- I can do this!" Shippo exclaimed. "Just you watch!"

"Hi Shippo!" Kagome said.

"H-h-hi Kagome!" Shippo said.

"I see that you're back to your normal self. Did Sango take the charm off of you?"

"……… -Shippo starts to sweat-"

"Are you okay Shippo?"

"Agh! –poof- Darn…"

"I guess not… Shippo, you look real good as a girl, I mean, look at all of the attention you're getting!"

"I don't like being a girl! I'm a boy!"

"Well, you're taller!"

"So what! I have a girl's kimono that I'm wearing and can't take off! How do you girls move in these!"

"I know Shippo! Why don't you go ask Sango for the answer! She wears one almost all of the time!"

"That's a great idea!"

Shippo goes and runs off to find Sango. Shippo completely forgot about his anger for some reason…

End Flashback #1

Flashback #2

"Hi Shippo!" Sango said.

"Hi there Sango," Shippo answered. "Can you answer a question I have?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"How do you girls walk in these kimono's so easily? It gives you so little room to move…"

"Hm? That's just something you have to get used to."

"Shippo? What are you doing here?" Miroku asked as he walked by.

"Huh? I'm just asking Sango a question," Shippo answered.

"Does this have to do with 'you know what'?"

"Huh? What are you talking…! I CAN'T BELIEVE KAGOME TRICKED ME!"

"How did Kagome trick you?" Sango asked.

"I started talking about why I don't like this form and I ask the question I asked you, and she told me to go ask you! And I completely forgot about my anger…" Shippo answered.

"So you admit you're stupidity as a child?" Miroku asked.

"Yes………!" Shippo noticed something wrong. "WAIT A MINUTE!"

"-giggle- I think you're fine the way you are Shippo," Sango said.

"-snicker- Yes, it makes up for your immaturity as a child," Miroku added on.

Sango and Miroku started laughing loudly. "ARGH!" Shippo started to get mad.

"I mean really, you look much better now! –laughs-" Miroku said still laughing.

Shippo got mad and walked away.

End Flashback #2

"There's gotta be a way!" Shippo shouted.

"Do I hear that someone needs help?" a mysterious voice said.

"Who's there?" Shippo asked.

"Not only a person who needs help, but it's a beautiful lady that needs my help!" the mysterious voice continued.

"Who are you! And I'm not a girl!"

"Do not fear me! I am a master of disguise, a master of transformation! I am a demon!"

The mysterious voice got closer, and then a fox demon taller than Shippo's current form jumped out of nowhere. "Who are you supposed to be? He doesn't look like a demon… he almost seems human…" Shippo asked.

"I will not tell you my name, but I will help you…" the demon said.

"Now why would you help me?"

"'Cause I'd do anything for a beautiful lady, whether she is a human or a demon."

"When one pervert goes away, another comes along… I might as well use this chance! You said you were a master of disguise right?"

"Yes I am."

"There's something I want you to do."

"Anything for a person like you."

"Okay then… -whisper--whisper—whisper-"

"This is a simple task, I will come back when I have finished. –disappeared into thin air-"

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"Where's Miroku? I haven't seen him lately…" Sango said.

"Hello there my dear Sango," a voice said.

"Ah! Miroku!" Sango called out. "Where have you been lately? I haven't seen you since that talk with Shippo… Which was about a day ago…"

"Sorry if I worried you Sango," Miroku replied. "I went to neighboring villages to exorcise demons, there have been a lot lately."

"That seems weird, are you sure you were just there to exorcise demons?" Sango asked. "You didn't do anything else did you?"

Sango gave Miroku a cold stare. "What else would there be for me to do?" Miroku asked, while taking a step backwards.

"You weren't talking to any girls lately haven't you?" Sango asked again, while keeping the cold stare.

"Why would I do that? I said I was only there to exorcise demons!" Miroku started to shout.

"Why are you talking to me like that?" Sango shouted back.

"Because you're suspecting me of doing such a thing! You are the only one for me Sango!"

"DON'T TRY TO TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS!"

"You are the only one for me though…" Miroku's voice calmed down and he got closer to Sango.

"W-w-what do you think you're doing?" Sango asked worried.

"It's alright Sango," Miroku answered.

Sango started to blush, then… she felt a hand rubbing her butt. "WHAT! –SLAP- I THOUGHT YOU WISHED YOUR PERVERTEDNESS AWAY!" Sango shouted.

"That hurt…" Miroku said.

"Is this really Miroku? Damn you!" Sango started chasing Miroku angrily.

"Heh-heh-heh, all according to plan. Ack!" Miroku ran away.

Miroku ran behind a house and then, Miroku popped out of the bushes! Miroku saw Sango angry and he was wondering what was wrong. "What's wrong Sango?" Miroku asked.

"WHAT'S WRONG! YOU ACT PERVERTED AGAIN AND YOU ASK WHAT'S WRONG! –SLAP-" Sango shouted.

"I have no idea what you're talking about Sango that hurt…" Miroku started to think. "I was gone for a day, so what is there that I could've done?"

"DON'T TRY PRETENDING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED A FEW MINUTES AGO!"

"What are you talking about!"

"SHUTUP! –SLAP- –SLAP- –SLAP- –SLAP- –SLAP-"

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"The first task has been complete," the fox demon said. "What's the next task?"

"You did a great job This is great! I saw the whole thing," Shippo answered. "Your next task is –whisper- -whisper-"

"Yes young lady, I will finish it as soon as possible."

"This is great! I can't wait to see what happens to Inuyasha and Kagome!"

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"… I think I got an idea on how to solve Kagome and my problem…" Inuyasha was still confused. "Feh! Damn it all! This is too damn hard! "

Kagome then walked by and sat down next to Inuyasha. "What is it Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.

"I need to go back to my time for a little while. I'll be back in a few days, okay?" Kagome asked.

"Sure, go do what you want –grumble- -grumble-."

"Something wrong?"

"Feh! No."

"Okay then."

Kagome walked away and headed towards the well. "Wait Kagome!" a voice called from a distance.

"Inuyasha?" Kagome wondered.

"Yeah," Inuyasha came running.

"Is there something important that you need to tell me before I go?"

"Yeah! I can't find that thing on the string that you gave me!"

"WHAT! Would Inuyasha run up to me and tell me he lost something? How could you have lost it! You promised you'd keep it with you!"

"I was walking away from the spot we just talked in and then I couldn't find the thing!"

"There's only one way to find out whether this is Inuyasha…SIT!"

"! Ack!" Inuyasha fell to the ground.

"? He doesn't fall as hard as usual… That's weird… SIT!"

Inuyasha slammed himself against the ground again. "…" Kagome thought this seemed weird.

"D-don't do that…" Inuyasha said weakly.

"He's doing great, but Inuyasha doesn't act like that… Oh well, as long as Kagome believes it's the real Inuyasha…" Shippo thought hiding in a bush. "Ack! My plan can't b e ruined! Here comes Inuyasha! That demon better hurry and finish! If Inuyasha sees this, I'm dead!"

I'm gonna end it here. Sorry I didn't update in a while… I'm doing the best I can to update quickly. But reviews will make the updates faster, this is not a lie. I am seriously busy now a days, so try and be patient! REVIEW AND SEE YA!

"Is Shippo's plan gonna fail? Or be a success? Find out on the next chapter! And will Shippo ever get rid of his female form?"