"Ha ha!" Peppy Ankylosaurus exclaimed, as the blatant Koopa Troopa with a yellow colored shell ran up to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi on all four of his legs. "I challenge you to a challenge?"

"Another one?" Stated Dr. Hoshi, who was basically the Dr. Mario to Yoshi's Mario as he was Yoshi except colored purple and with light blue colored glasses, both him and Yoshi giving you, the viewers, your daily dose.

"Thanks doc!" Yoshi exclaimed as he grabbed a caprisun that was chucked to him by Dr. Mario, who was heading into his private lab within the Smash Mansion.

"...what were we talking about again?" Peppy asked as he pulled out some lettuce from nowhere and munched on it.

Dr. Hoshi and Yoshi both slapped their foreheads with their own hands as they groaned, with both of the Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana, walking past them.

"Why did Bane from The Dark Knight Rises decide to cross dress?" Popo asked Nana as he moved his right hand around.

Nana shrugged as she skippd on forward, being a bit ahead of Popo. "Maybe he wanted to be the bigger person."

"For you." Shulk stated as he laughed, doing some ridiculous poses. "Yeah! I really felt you guys feel touched by that one!"

Popo and Nana squinted their eyes at the Monado boy as the Pokemon Police Squad appeared on the spot, with all three of the Smashers turning around.

"C-Charizard!?" The ice Climbers and Shulk exclaimed in shock as their eyes widened.

Charizard nodded as he placed his hands on his hips, wearing a police uniform and having a police hat on his head. "Yep, I'm gonna have to arrest you, Shulk, for making a bad reference."

"B-but it was a meme joke!" Shulk stated as he got blasted by Blastoise's hydro cannons, soaked as he was then stunned by Venusaur using Stun Spore on him.

"Tell it to the judge!" Blastoise and Venusaur stated as all of them turned around to see Rayquaza flying past them, the green colored dragon Pokemon facing the group as he was wearing a judge's attire.

"Oh hey. Didn't see you guys here." Rayquaza stated as he placed on some small glasses. "I have to go to a court case involving the Cute Toot House and Hot Topic Krew."

"Not again..." Yoshi moaned as he slapped his hands on his face, shaking his head. "Those edgy idiots don't know when to quit... I took over the mall so I can have it populated with my Yoshi eggs!"

"I wonder what they smell like, ha ha." Peppy laughed as he got an angry glare from Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. "Just curious, Ha ha."

Awkward silence. That is until came a certain gassy, pink clad, blonde human girl. Princess Peach Toadstool farted loudly, her brassy flatulence shaking the mansion as she innocently giggle.

"Peeyew! That one stunk as much as the WiiU!" Peach stated while blushing as she frantically waved her right hand, letting out another earth shattering fart that caused a huge brown stain to appear on the back of her poofy pink dress, messing her panties yet again. "Oopsie whoopsie, I made a poopsy!"

"Ewww!" Pichu exclaimed as she barfed on her cheesecake, feeling a bit sick as she stuck out her tongue in disgust. "You're so nasty, Princess Tootstool!"

"That's Princess Pootstool to you, baby Pikachu!" Peach exclaimed as she performed a Peach Bomber, a brassy, fiery fart explosion causing Pichu to be sent blasting off again into the night sky of Smash Bros' Battlefield.

Dr. Hoshi cleared his throat as he turned to Peppy. "So... what was the challenge?"

"Oh, it's a good challenge. It justifies this shitty story and gives us a good reason to come back at all." Peppy stated with a smile on his face.

Dr. Hoshi narrowed his eyes at the Koopa-that-was-called-an-Ankylosaurus, lowering his arms. "I'm still in Yoshi Kart."

"Who cares about that?" Dry Bowser stated as he was followed by Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, Petey Piranha, and R.O.B., with the Seaside Hillsters returning an unconscious Ike, who was trying to turn the flowers into chicken using a modified Star Rod.

Peppy shook his head again as he moved his front right leg about. "Anyway... the challenge is... to see which of us three can tolerate reading Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' old fanfiction from 2005 and 2006!"

"Oh hell no!" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi exclaimed as they ran out of the mansion, with Peppy following after the two dinosaurs. Everyone else glanced at each other and shrugged as they carried on their usual bullshit, with Ridley riding inside Wolf O Donnell's red colored Landmaster, destroying the mansion's interior. And as you would expect, Ridley was listening to Gorillaz.

But this didn't matter, as not only were Donkey Kong and Jigglypuff having a love influenced drink together in Falco Lombardi's tavern, but Chrom and Amy Rose were there as well, both of them getting drunk off their ass while looking at each other, being in love as Chrom also brought some fish sticks with him.