This got a lot of reviews so I decided to update enjoy
Jaken Babysits
Act 2
Flaming Bubblegum of Doom
It all started about 2 months after the Las Vegas incident.Sesshomaru and co were walking slowly like usual when they passed a hobo who was staring intently at a small piece of bubblegum on the ground. Sesshomaru stopped and stared at the man and after 5 minutes he asked hesitantly "You there, Human who smells of ham, eggs, and Baking Soda! Why are you so intent on annoying me by staring at that worthless piece of bubble gum? WHY!" At that last why Sesshomaru gritted his teeth and his eyes flicked 10 times. The smelly hobo then looked up at the lord of the western lands with vacant eyes and said. "This is the magical bubble gum of the great demons of the past. Created by magical singing woodland gnomes who made it from some dirt, a couple of Imp demons, and their own nosehairs. It is said that he who licks the disgusting wad of gum willl RULE ABSOLUTELY OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!...or something like that.
Sesshomaru then looked at the hobo with exitement in his eyes and said "Ill buy it off of you." The hobo stared at our fluffy lord and said "Such a substance cannot be measured in monetary measures. it can only be given to the great lords of... Fifty bucks. "FIFTY DOLLARS FOR A PIECE OF GUM!" At this the hobo shrugged and said "Hey whatever if you dont want to rule absolutely I dont care." "Oh fine Here." Sesshomaru then shook Jaken a couple of times which released fifty dollars, paid the hobo, and took off with Jaken,Rin,and the piece of gum toward his castle.
When everyone was at the castle Sesshomaru laughed evilily while holding the piece of gum. Jaken beside him. Strangely Rin was not there."Behold Jaken, Finally ill be able to start my empire without having to wait five thousand years to do so or having to use a stupid piece of jewlery! Now I shall lick it!" With that Sesshy licked the gum that had dirt, mothballs,and other such substances on it and then... he coughed and he coughed and then he coughed some more. Sesshomaru then looked around. "Well Retard am I absolute ruler yet?" Jaken shrugged and shook his head. Sesshomarus eyes then glowed red and he said "THAT HOBO TRICKED ME! IM GOING TO KILL HIM!" Then Sesshomaru told Jaken to look after Rin,changed into his giant dog form and flew away to fight all the evil hobos of the world.
Jaken However could not seem too find Rin. And a tiny speck of flame had appeared where the dropped bubblegum was. "RIN! WHERE IS YOU?" Then Rin popped out of a turkey that was on the kitchen table and yelled "Its Me! I was the turkey all along!" Jaken just stared there and sighed "Yes yes you were. Now quit fooling around and... uh oh." The tiny flame of bubblegum had changed into an enormous fire that was spreading throughout the castle. "Rin... run.
To be continued...
if you want to find out what happens next review for the next chapter