Authors' Note: Here it is folks, volume 2! The end of this one turned out a little more romantic than random, but hey, it's Diva!

Disclaimer: No ownage implied! All of the NCIS tv world belongs to Don Bellisario! (Lucky, lucky, brilliant man!)

"Elevator Love Letter"

-DIVA Vol. 2-

One day at the NCIS office, McGee was just kicking it at his desk working on some papers.

Tony was at his desk, looking bored, when he got an idea: WHY NOT THROW RANDOM OFFICE SUPPLIES AT TEH PROBIE?

Ziva watched in exasperation has Tony threw supply, after supply at poor McGee.

Finally, as tony was about to throw the stapler (paperclips and paper airplanes were the first to go) Ziva yelled, "TONY YOU insert American phrase said incorrectly here QUIT IT!"

Tony promptly and awkwardly dropped the stapler.

"Tony," sighed Ziva, rolling her eyes and pushing her chair away from the desk, "I'm sure there is some way you can be more productive than this."

Tony arched an eyebrow. "I'm sure." He winked rather obviously.

Ziva walked over to his desk, her hands on her hips. "Look," she said awkwardly.

Sensing that something was about to go down, McGee got all nervous and flustered. "I..uh think uh what was that Abby?" he stammered, pretending that his phone rang. "yeah I'll uh be right there!" and he quickly ran down the stairs to Abby's lab.

After McGee had gone, Ziva turned back to Tony to finish what she was saying. "Look," said Ziva "we both know you have a hard time...satisfying women." She turned and walked to the elevator.

Tony watched her go, then jumped up to follow her. "Umm...hey," he started to say, leaning against the elevator door to keep it open.

Ziva interrupted whatever thought he was forming by grabbing the front of his shirt and dragging him into the elevator. "You want to prove me wrong?" she whispered to him, their faces inches apart.

"Mmm Ziva?" Tony grunted.

"Yes?" asked Ziva, barely audible.

"You're standing on my foot."

"Tony DiNozzo" Ziva huffed, begrudgingly removing her foot and opening her mouth to retort.

But before she could get the words out of her mouth, Tony grabbed her waist and spun her around, landing in a perfect dip. "And yes, I am about to prove you wrong" Tony whispered into her ear, slamming the emergency stop button.

"Elevator sex anyone?" he asked as he pulled Ziva into an electrifying kiss.

So then they got it on. In the elevator.

THE END.