Disclaimer: I still don't own FMA.
Fantasies
Sometimes Jean Havoc fantasizes about meeting the perfect girl. He isn't sure what she'd be like, which might be why he's never found her, but he thinks she'll be pretty—not beautiful, because that'd be intimidating, and Mustang gets the beautiful women anyway—and nice. Well, she'll have to be nice if she's gonna be with him. He doesn't exactly have the greatest success rate, after all. She'll be fun; she won't care that he isn't sophisticated or that he smokes.
But in the meantime, the girl working at the table over there's pretty cute—
"Lieutenant! Get back to work!"