Alright so this is the first of my stories lol anyways, I have never written for so its going to be weird having people actually read my stories lol but anyways so about it, its just two girls (Summer adn Amunet)that get taken over to Hogwarts by their adoptive father, Ill be posting my other story about them. This is just a parody of the chamber of secrets or 2nd yr at hogwarts. I will be adding the rest of the years later whenI have more time to continue withmy stories anyways, i dont own any of the HP characters and so forth so ok with that said! On with the story!

O btw! Amunet is in Raven claw 2nd yr and Summer in Slytherin also a 2nd yr

"Summer are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes I'm sure! Now come on! We have to do this before he wakes up!"

Amunet and Summer ran down the dark cold hallways of Hogwarts. They had been planning this for months now and finally had a chance to go through with their plans.

Summer and Amunet were the daughters of the legendary wizard Gardavous Stormcrow and had been sent to Hogwarts for the old wizard feared for their safety were they to stay back at home. Now Summer had a bit of mischief within her and had made it very clear during the first few months she had been at Hogwarts. This time though, it was much more dangerous. Not only did it involve underage magic, some harmful spells that are not to be toyed with, but it also involved, a teacher.

"Summer, what if it backfires like it did with Ronald? Then we would be the ones who get disgusted" An eager Amunet whispered as she followed her sister

"O come on Amunet, we are just having a little fun! And plus I've tried this spell before! It wont harm him" Summer said with a grin as she stopped in front of the dark wooden door that led into professor Snape sleeping chambers.

"Summer, come on! We will be in loads of trouble!"

"Well, trouble is my middle name!" Summer said with a wicked snicker.

"No its not! Its Michelle!" Amunet responded only to be silenced by the creaking of the door.

"Sh…" Summer positioned her finger over her mouth to tell Amunet to be silent.
The room was pitch black and extremely cold. It took a while for the girls eyes to adjust. Summer moved slowly and carefully up to professor Snape. There on the bed laid his motionless body. Summer looked down at him and a huge grin spread through her face.

"Be slug!" She shouted as a flash of light flew out of her wand and professor Snape's body began to shift and shape into a giant slug. Summer held on to Amunet's arm and aparated out of his room and in the Ravenclaw common room.

"That was horrible Summer!" Amunet said as she sat down on the arm chair. "you said he was going to eat slugs not turn into one! Not to mention that fact that he is a giant slug! And that you aparated! You are not allowed to use that kind of magic in the castle!"

"That was awesome!"

Summer smiled to herself as she too took a seat in the chair next to her.

"Yea it was" Amunet said with a snicker "Although I do hope that the spell wares off by morning, I really don't want to see Snape's face afterwards, not to mention hear him" she added with a sigh.

"Alright, well I better go, just in case someone comes looking around to see who is out of their chambers" summer said as she got up from her seat and walked towards the fireplace "Now remember, Meet me over by the library tomorrow before breakfast, and act normal, if anyone says they have seen a giant slug, well, try not to laugh" she added with a snicker.

Amunet smiled at her sister gave her a nod of approval. Then with a sound of a pop, Summer had vanished.

Meanwhile, a very upset snail Snape was trying to make its way out of his chambers. At the pace he was going, he would get out of his room in about 2 hours or so.

The trace of slime spread all over the castle in a straight line. Snape stood in the middle of the stairs slowly making his way up. Just about two steps away from his destination the staircases decided to move. He let out a snaily scream. He was infuriated, his mouth curled and flapped as he let out a roar and slowly made his way down the stairs.

The morning after.

Summer walked towards the library. Everything seemed to be normal. No one was talking about a giant slug, no one had even mentioned anything about a slug. Once at the library she met up with Amunet.

"Well?" she asked

"Well what?" Amunet answered

"Anything about professor Snape?"

"No, nothing"

"Hmm, well I guess that's good" Summer said as both her and Amunet entered the great hall. To their surprise everything seemed normal, except for the fact that up in the teachers table, there was an empty seat. Their day went off as usual, Summer set off for divination first thing in the morning, while Amunet set off for History of Magic. Then they would meet up over at herbology.

"Alright class! Now today we are dealing with Mandrates. Who can tell me about them" she looked around the class, of course Hermione had an answer.

Summer and Amunet stood beside one another, not really paying attention, a bit worried about whether Snape had been found when they suddenly heard Professor Sprout instructions to put on their earmuffs. They did as told and then to their surprise they heard a horrible scream.

"Ah!" grunted Amunet as she pressed on her earmuffs

"Alright, now you try!" Professor Sprout indicated for the class to do as told.

Summer and Amunet pulled out their mandrates and looked at them for a while, then Summer began to tickle hers while Amunet began to beat her Mandrate to a pulp

"Shut up! Shut up!" She yelled at it

"Mrs. Stormcrow! Mrs. Stormcrow! Please stop!" Professor Sprout yelled out as she ran towards Amunet. Summer and some of the other students began to laugh at the sight of this. Summer then contained her sister who was infuriated by the fact that the mandrate had caught a hold of her finger and had feverously bit it. Once again Professor Sprout ran to their side to calm Amunet down.

Finally herbology had finished and they were off to visit hagrid for care for magical creatures.

"Do you think Snape is Alright?" Amunet questioned as she walked beside Summer.
"I'm sure he is, I mean if anything he is still probably trying to get out of his room!" Both girls began to laugh.

"Alright everyone! I got a real treat for all of you!" Hagrid said as he led them into the forest.

"What is it Hagrid?" some of the students questioned. They had come to a halt when Hagrid stood in front of them. Something really large and slimey was standing behind him. Not only was it slimey but it held a horrible stench.

"Isnt he beautiful!" Hagrid said as he moved out of the way to show the creature they were to deal with today. Some of the students frowned and looked away with disgust, a couple of them threw up. Amunet and Summer on the other hand, began to laugh histericlly. There in front of them stood, a giant, slug.

"Where did you find him Hagrid!" Summer managed to say as she tried to control her laughter.

"Well I was on me way to Dumbeldores this morning, and to my surprise, there he was, standing in the staircase, looked rather lost, or dizzy for that matter, so I decided to pick him up and bring him here" Hagrid said cheerfully.

At the sight of Summer the snail's eyes narrowed and looked over at her with rage. It began to slowly move towards her.

"You should name him Snivelly!" Summer roared with laughter as she leaned over on Amunet's Shoulder

"O dear! Summer, I think the snail is trying to attack you!" Amunet said through tears of laughter. Summer looked up at the snail, for she had now fallen over and began laughing uncontrollably it indeed look like it was charging towards her.

"Nonsense!" replied Hagrid as he stood beside the slowly moving snail "Snivelly wouldn't hurt anyone! He is a good Slug!" At the sound of this the girls laughter roared even louder, some others were starting to catch on and began to laugh too. It was only obvious that the giant slug with its overly large nose was Snape.

"Alright! Who wants to ride him!" Hagrid said cheerfully as all the students backed away except for Harry. "Good Harry good!" he said as he motioned for Harry Potter (the boy who lived) to walk towards the giant slug. "Alright harry, let him come towards you" Hagrid said as he looked over at Snape, who was now to busy looking at the little ants that were crawling up his slimey self. "Alright Harry, slowly, slowly" he began to push Harry forward.

Summer was leaning against a tree watching the show when Amunet decided to interrupt her "Summer, shouldn't we tell Hagrid that the snail is really Snape?"

"Don't be such a puss Amunet! Let me have some fn first! Snape can come back later!" she said with an invidious grin.

Snape glared at Harry who was trying to surpress his laughter. The giant slug looked away from Harry and towards Summer. His lips curled once again as he turned back to look at Harry.

"Easy now Harry, bow down, and wait for him to bow" Harry forcefully bowed down and miraculously Snape did too. "Good job Harry, Now he might let you ride him!" Hagrid said as he picked up Harry and placed him on top of Snape. With a sharp slap to the rear end Snape was on his way, well kind of.

Everyone began to laugh histerically as Snape began to slowly make his way. Harry sat bewildered on what on earth he was doing.

"All hail Harry Potter! King of Slugs!" Draco shouted as everyone continued laughing.

"Alright come on Harry, off you go" Hagrid said as he brought Harry down and placed him on the ground. "Don't listen to them Snivelly! You did wonderful!" Hagrid said as he began to escort the students away from the giant snail and towards the castle.