"Summer, I think its about time we tell Dumbeldore about Snape" Amunet said as she closed her book.
Summer sat up and looked over at her sister. "What is there to tell Amunet? O professor, I'm sorry but we accidently turned Professor Snape into a giant slug? They will never bite" Summer began to throw up and down in the air.
"But we have to tell someone! Snape cant stay as a giant slug forever! And besides! It's killing me inside! Someone has to know"
"Who says he cant? And besides! You should have thought about that before you decided to come along with the plan!" Summer snickered as she grabbed hold of her apple and took a bite. "Alright kido! I'm off! I have potions next and I don't want to be late!"
"Summer! Your not listening to me!" Amunet argued as Summer continued to walk away. "If she isn't doing anything, it would be up to me to do something about it!"
Summer walked along the dungeons towards the potions masters lair, expecting to find the usual note that stated "class dismissed" that had been posted on the door, but to her amasement there was no note posted on the door today. She walked in and discovered the room full of students all whispering amongst one another.
"I heard Snape is back, he said he had to take a break, something about vacationing with Draco's father" One Hermione Granger whispered
"What? That is ridiculous!" Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter both stated at the same time.
"Vacationing with Lucius Malfoy?" Summer whispered to herself as she took her seat
"Hello everyone! Welcome to class!" Professor Snape exclaimed as all students turned to face him. "Did you lot miss me? I wish I could have stayed but I was in desperate need of a vacation!" He stated in an awkward tone of voice. He then walked towards the front of the classroom and sat on his desk. "So! How is everyone?"
All students looked amongst each other for an explanation to their potions master's change of attitude. One student raised his hand.
"Excuse me professor" Ron asked timidly "Are you alright?"
"O Ron you silly boy! I have never been better!" Snape said as he crossed his legs "So, I was going ot make you guys do the usual boring potions stuff but I decided that today we would get to know each other better! I mean we have been having class for over a year and it seems that I barely even know you guys! Other than the fact that Mr. Weasly and Mr. Potter are a bit of trouble makers" he added with a snicker as he looked curiously at them. "You know Potter, during our school days your father was a bit of a toruble maker too, mm o yes indeed he was a trouble maker" he added with a wry smile "But enough about Mr. Potter! Anyone else care to join? Anybody, Somebody? Ah! What about you Mrs. Stormcrow! Tell us about yourself"
"Me? What about me Professor?" Summer asked as she looked up to the front and everyone turned to look at her.
"Well tell us something darling! Anything!"
"Well, I.. I have nothing to share" she added nervously
"Well what about the rumors, the ones that say something about you fancying Mr. Weasley?" He asked curiously as a mischievous grin spread to his face
"What?" Summer looked as if she was about to puke as Ron's Head shot up and looked at her, red faced and all
"No not you Mr. Weasley, your brother, Fred Weasley" he said as he sat up and leaned closer.
"I'm sorry professor you must be mistaken, I don't fancy anyone" Summer added as she stared at the potions master.
"No? Not him? Well what about Mr. Malfoy? Young Mr. Malfoy that is" he added as he lifted a brow and looked over at Draco.
Pink began to spread through Summer's pale cheeks but it quickly faded away as she answered "I do not know what you are talking professor. But do tell us more about your vacation with Malfoy Sr. That seems like an interesting topic" she snapped as she glared over at Snape
"O yes let me tell you all about it!" He said as he clasped his hands together and continued to talk about his great trip to the beaches in France.
Class had just finished and Summer decided to stay back in class
"What do you think your doing!" She growled as she walked over to Snape and pushed him against a wall "Are you stupid!"
"What are you talking about! This was a great idea!" Snape growled as he got up and straightened out.
"You must have really lost your brains on this one! Now we are really going to be in trouble! Not only did we turn a teacher into a giant slug but your impersonating a teacher! You've lost it Amunet you really did"
Snape glared at Summer then began to speak "Hey I wouldn't have done this if you would have just told Dumbeldore the truth!" Amunet snapped as she turned around
"So what do you plan on doing now? Be Snape for the rest of your life or what?"
"No, I just thought I would pretend to be him until you found a way to turn him back. Come on Summer is the best we've got!"
"Your right, but you got a bit to carried away. Now people are really going to wonder what is wrong with Snape, talking about sun bathing in France with Lucius" she chuckled.
"And don't forget about Chuck Norris in a thong!" Amunet added as both girls began to laugh.
"O Amunet! I really don't know where you come up with these things!"
"Hey I've got an idea! You want to pretend to be someone with me!" She added with a smile
"Uhm sure? But who?"
"You will see" And with that both girls disappeared into the depths of the potions classroom.
Night had fallen upon the castle and everyone gathered around the great hall awaiting for their dinner to be served. Professor Dumbeldore sat upon his chair, with the staff to his sides. Yes everyone was present, everyone including professor Snape. As the students waited anxiously for their food to appear to begin the feast, the doors to the great hall swung open.
"Lucius!" A shriek escaped the lips of a certain greasy haired potions master. Snape shot up from his seat and ran towards his great friend Lucius.
"Severus!" Lucius replied as he too ran towards his friend.
Everyone looked at the two in amazement.
"o! You must come sit with me darling! I'm sure you will find the food here delicious!" Snape said as he grabbed onto Lucius arm and lead the way towards the staff table. They both settled in and began to talk, not noticing that everyone around them was staring at them.
"Omg! Look there is Harry Potter!"
"O my god he is looking at you Severus!"
"O no he isn't!" Severus began to giggle like a school girl.
"Yes he is! Look" Lucius then waved at Harry who only blushed and looked away disgusted. Both Lucius and Severus began to giggle.
"Ahem" someone cleared their throat, the two friends continued talking. "Ahem!" Severus and Lucius looked over to the side where Dumbeldore sat.
"I'm sorry Lucius, but this table is for staff only, I'm sure you will understand." Dumbeldore said as politely as he could
"O, I see, I understand. I know when I'm not wanted!" Lucius then got up and walked towards the doors of the great hall.
"Lucius! No wait! He didn't mean to hurt you!" Severus got up and began to run after Lucius who had now began to cry and ran out into the castle grounds. "I hope your happy Dumbeldore! You hurt my friends feelings!"
Everyone at the hall remained quiet
Harry sat around the common room, trying to forget what had just happened at the great hall. How could Professor Snape and Mr. Malfoy act in such a way, maybe they had been put under a spell, they had been bewitched! That had to be it! They were bewitched by lord Voldemort to try and open the chamber of secrets!
"O harry!" Harry was distracted from his thoughts and unknowingly looked up only to see Snape and Lucius wearing big black robes.
"Tan Taran!" they both yelled out as they flew open their robes to reveal their.. Ahem.. Manliness to Harry. Harry flew back in shock and the two wackos disappeared.
Summer and Amunet began to run around the halls laughing histerically Flashing just about anyone they could. When they came across Collin and hi Camera.
"Hey you kid! Will you take a picture of the two greatest wizards on earth!" Lucius called out as he and Snape posed for the picture.
"Sure Mr.!" Collin answered, and just as soon as he was about to take the picture, the open their robes and FLASH!
They continued to run around flashing just about anyone they could, trying to stay away from Minerva and Albus. They did this for about and hour until the polly juice potion started to wear off. Then they head back towards the dungeons.
"That was wicked fun!" Summer said as she began to put on her skirt
"Totally!" Amunet managed to reply as buttoned her shirt
"Alright! I'm off! I have to figure out how to bring snivelly back to normal!" summer said as the last of the polly juice potion had worn off.
"Alright! Be careful!" Amunet yelled out as Summer made her way out of the classroom.
Summer walked through the forbidden forest looking for her dearest potions master, she found him sleeping under a tree covered by a great big green leaf. "Iaxo Tardus!" she whispered as she pointed her wand at the big giant slug. Slowly it started to shift back into its normal state. At last the potions master had returned. She softly snickered to herself as the now naked potions master began to snore loudly.