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Summer looked around, her eyes adjusting to the dark.
"Its everything alright Summer?" Harry called out from above
"Yea everything is fine!" Next thing she knew something slick and slippery had wrapped around her ankle. "What the-" she let out a shriek and was carried away into the darkness leaving the three idiots behind.
"Psst … Summer… psst"
"What on earth? Amunet is that you?"
"Yea! But shh! Be quite you buffoon! We are hiding"
"Where the hell are we?"
"We are, in the head of Salazar Slytherin, Literally!" Amunet said a grin spreading upon her face.
"Is this where you have been all this time?"
"Yea! I get to spy on Tom from here!"
"You idiot! I have been looking for you all this time and you have been stalking a non existent boy!" Summer then tried to reach for her sister but it was so dark that she couldn't see. "Hey where are you?" Summer looked around bewildered
"I'm in my Hiding spot, and he isn't non existent he is very much real! See look he just said it himself!
"Yes in a matter of minutes lord Voldemort will come back, A very much alive!" Tom Riddle's handsome face twisted into a wicked smile.
"Eww you like that? Amunet look at him, he is crazy, he is like a mad scientist!"
"Yes, but he is so delightfully evil!" Amunet responded in a dreamy voice.
Harry began to Battle the Basilisk and as he did Summer watched attentively. From far away you could notice a pale face staring from above Slytherin's nose, for deep within his head, somewhere in his right eye rested her body, covered by his lower eye lid.
"You! Who are you! Show yourself!" Tom Riddle called out as he moved closer to the face
"You idiot! He has spotted you Summer, get down get down!" Amunet began to panic.
"Show yourself!"
"It is I!" Summer then stood up but bumped her head on upper lid "Ow.."
"Who are you?" Tom riddle questioned as his glare stared deep within her soul.
:He is using occlumency Summer! Fight it! Don't let him read your mind!"
"I am, I am, I am Severus Snape!" she yelled out as she parted her black hair and made it look like the dark curtains that framed Severus's face, just not as greasy.
"Severus?" The dark lord questioned as he walked closer
"Yes master, it is I, your faithful servant" Summer then bowed as she made her way down the rest of Slytherin's face.
"But Severus, you, you look different" Riddle spoke fast as he examine all of Summer's body, his eyes rested upon her chest "What are those?" he questioned as he extended his hands.
"Pervert!" Summer shrieked as she slapped his hands away.
"But Severus, what are they?"
"They are called boobs you pervert! And I would very much like it if you didn't touch them!"
"But, you didn't have those before, and what curves, look your waist! Why didn't you look like this before!" A puzzled look spread through his face.
"Yes, well ..ahem.. You se master, I sort of went through some surgery, I don't think you know of it, since its way past your time, its called plastic surgery, uhm yea, I sort of decided that I didn't want to be a man, so, uhm, …ahem… The healers turned me into a woman!" She smiled a crooked smile as she extended her arms "Surprise!"
"So, if you are a woman, does that mean that you…." he then looked down at her skirt
"No you pervert! I don't have one! They cut it off!" she said as she pressed her hands between her legs. The dark lord made a face that showed great pain all over.
"Well, at least you still have your nose" Tom said as he caressed Summer's nose. She looked shocked then lowered her eyes and glared at him.
"You little cheat! How dare you try to seduce my Tom Riddle!" Amunet's head popped out from Slytherin's left nostril. She then wiggled back up as snake like as possible and came out through the right one. "You know Tom, Your welcome to share the right nostril with me" she said with a giggle as she wiggled her way back up.
Tom looked at Summer, she shrugged her shoulders. "Sounds like an idea to me" she smiled a fake smile.
"Severus! Now that you are a woman! Do you think, You know, We could, you know…" Tom began to look around nervously as his hands became sweaty. "I mean, if you don't want to, you don't have to but I mean I always fancied you over all, but you were a man, so, you know, I couldn't say anything, but now, you're a woman! And well that is great news! Do you think that maybe we could" He grabbed a hold of Summer's hand, She was too busy looking away fighting hard the laughter. "Maybe we could you know, get together, give it a try?"
Tears began to roll down her eyes as she tried really hard to stop the laughter.
"O Severus, don't cry, I didn't mean to make you sad, if you don't want too-"
"No its not that!" Summer began. "Its just, your words are so beautiful!" she choked up as she began to roar laugh
Amunet then wiggled out of the left nostril once again, her face filled with rage. "This is unacceptable! Your chains are still mine!" She began to sing to the phantom of the opera "You belong to me!" She motioned her hand towards Tom as she pointed her finger. Tom once again looked puzzled, and summer fell onto the floor laughing.
"Lucius?" Tom asked himself as Amunet wiggled out of the nostril and began to make her way down Slytherin's face on her stomach trying to look as snake like as possible. Once at the floor she got up and began to run towards the pool to the right of the face and dove into the best belly flop you have ever seen.
"Ow.." Both Tom and Summer looked over at Amunet, their faces filled with pity for poor Amunet had dove in a puddle instead of the pool. She let out an airy gasp as she landed "I'm ….ok…."
Summer and The dark lord continued to look over at Amunet when they were interrupted by the Basilisk as it sprung up from the pool opposite of Amunet.
"Wow, lucky dive don't you think?"
"Yea, yea I suppose so, but she is in Ravenclaw?" Tom asked
"Yea, I always thought her and Hermione had been mixed up,"
"So your saying I'm brave!" Amunet as she magically appeared behind Tom. She wrapped her arms around him, which caused him to look a bit uneasy
"Yea you have to be brave to do a belly flop on a puddle" Summer snickered to herself. Amunet glared at Summer then her expression soften as she looked over at tom. "Wow I really like your hair! It's so soft!" she began to play with Tom's hair
"I'm sorry but Harry is back I need to take care of him for a moment, but I will return!" the dark lord motioned as he got away from Amunet as fast as he could walked towards Ginny's limp body. Harry then began to walk down from the face of Salazar Slytherin.
" Amazing isn't it? How fast the venom of the basilisk runs through your body, I say you have but about a minute to live. Who would have known the damage a silly little book can make in the hands of a silly little girl." Tom riddle gave Harry a mocking smile.
"What are you doing Tom!" Amunet questioned as she hung herself from his body once again.
"Get off me!" he growled as he tried to push her away "Wait what are you doing? No get away from me! Stop!" he screamed as he tried to get Amunet off of him.
"Come on Tom! I just want a little kiss!" she said with a giggle as she pulled him in closer
"Stop it! Stop! Stab the diary Harry! Save me! Harry Stab the diary!" The dark lord began to beg as he began to spin around franticly trying to swing Amunet off.
Harry looked over at Summer who looked over at him, "Why the hell not!" she said as she shrugged her shoulders, and Harry began to stab away at the diary. A flash of bright light began to flash out of The dark lords body and Amunet let out a horrible scream.
"Noooo!"
"Thank you!11" The dark lord cried out as he slowly began to disappear. Amunet tried to hold on to Tom as tight as she could, but in a matter of seconds his body had disappeared.
"Ahh!" Harry let out a painful grunt as his body slouched down on the ground.
"Harry! What's a matter! Are you alright?" Ginny asked as she got up from her peaceful nap.
"Yea, I'm fine, "
"Your hurt" Ginny gasped
"O I can fix it!" Amunet said as she got up from the floor and leaned over on Harry's arm "My tears are magical! They have healing powers!" she said with a smile.
"Noooo!" Summer then dove in and pushed Amunet out of the way "Your better off with the Phoenix tears.. Hers will only make you sick" she said as she looked over at Amunet's body who was now resting on the floor, for she had bumped her head with part Salazar's Beard.
"Thanks" Harry stated as the phoenix tears began to go on his wounds. "That's right! The phoenix tears have magical powers!" He said in amazement.
"That's what I said!" Summer answered as she crossed her arms, "Alright lets get out of here, I don't want Amunet to wake up and still be in here! She wont want to leave until Tom comes back!" Summer and Harry then proceeded to pick up Amunet's body and together all 6 of them got out of the chamber. With some difficulty but they got out none the less.
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ALRIGHT! So that's the end to the Chamber of secrets! Hope you guys decide to read as I go on to write Prisoner of Azkaban parody! Ok well I know everyone hates to hear this, but reviews really do help, I have 4 so far! Yay! Thank you to Lovinlif3, Misunderstood-orchid, and weird kitten for their reviews! And thanks to peter-pan-equals-luv for giving me the inspiration to write a humor/ parody and the courage to post it on here! Ok well im off for now I have to go to work but stay tuned year 3 is coming up!