Dashing through the fields
As the Nazgul hunts its prey
Going to Mordor
Screaming all the way
Moria is near
Home is far away
How I wish I was still there
'Cause then I'd be ok
Oh
Jingle bells
Sauron smells
Palantir's are bad
Mirkwood's in another book
And Saruman is mad
hey!
Jingle bells
Gimli smells
Aragorn's ok,
Théoden's a pessimist
And Frodo lives in L.A!