Yes!! The rumors were true! I have returned with much more madness for your eager little eyes!!! Actually me and Banana have been thinking about creating a video sort of thing… (sort of like the potter puppet pals! NEIL!! I LOVE YOU!!! MARRY ME!!!!!!!!) ….. Ahem, so yes Me and Banana came up with the great idea of making it sort of like an animation/cartoon dealio!!! But anyways… On to the story!! I think I made you guys wait long enough:D

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Summer sat in the library going over her transfiguartion notes. She was looking for a way to shift her body without having to use polyjuice potion. She wanted to pull some more pranks but remain incognito and she hated the taste of polyjuice potion so she wanted to see if there will be any other way to do so.

As Summer sat around reading her notes a most disturbed Amunet ran towards into her. Causing Summer and the chair she was sitting on to fall down onto the ground.

"Och Amunet you idiot!!!" Summer yelled out as students began to turn their heads to see what had happened.

"Shh shh!!" Amunet said eagerly as she shoved her hand onto Summer's face.

"Bloody hell! What do you think your doing!" Summer said as she got up from the floor and picked up her chair.

"Shh…. Summer listen to me!! I need to tell you something!!!"

"What?" Summer snapped furiously as she began to pick up her notes.

Amunet kneeled down next to her.

"Look…" She said softly as she showed Summer an article within a magazine.

"What's that?" Summer said as she began to get up only to be pulled back down.

"Stay low!!!" Amunet whispered harshly as she pointed to the name at the end of the article " I'm looking for extra help with my potions.. Blah blah blah….. Looking for a handsome man with long dark hair… blah blah blah…. Please contact me… yours truly H. Granger?" Who the hell is that?" Summer questioned Amunet

"Hermione Granger you idiot!"

Summer looked at her puzzled

"Why the hell do I want to see Hermione's news article?!?!?!" Summer replied furiously only to be hushed again by Amunet.

"Look at the magazine"

"Playwitch?!?!?! What the hell is that?" Amunet then showed Summer the front cover. "YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!" Summer muttered disgusted as she quickly got up

Amunet pulled her back down

"Don't you see!!! Hermione subscribes to Playwitch!!!" Amunet said eagerly as a wicked grin spread through her face. Summer began to grin too.

"Ooooo…. So Little Ms. Granger likes big men with men size toys aye…" her grinned widened.

"Exactly" Amunet said mischievously

"Wait a minute… Why the hell do you have that magazine?"

Amunet looked nervously at her sister "why… err.. .well… That is not important!" She said quickly "What is important is that Hermione!!! Reads it!"

"Yes!" Summer said as Amunet threw her off topic once again

Amunet nodded approvingly

(P.S. if you havent googled the site yet? Go for it! Just make sure you are OVER 18!!!!!! If your not, get out of there you little perv)
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It was now a new day. Summer had been able to get that Playwitch magazine from Amunet and had gone over some of the articles, Trying to stay away from the pictures of course! When she had come across a most disturbing image…. An image… of one of her favorite professors. (Hey I said tried! ;) )

She snickered to herself as she held the rolled up magazine on her hand behind her back. She cooly walked around the halls in the dungeons making her way towards the potions classroom. She let herself in and strutted across the room towards the potions masters desk.

The dark eyes glared up from behind the dark velvet curtains that was his hair.

"What do you want, Stormcrow?" He hissed as he continued to glare.

"Professor, Uhm I was just wondering. You know, Uhm this is rather akward.."

"Get out, You are honestly wasting my time"

"But professor! I!"

"Scadoodle! Quickly get out!"

"But sir! I just wanted your autograph" At this moment Summer threw the magazine on top of the desk. As it quickly unrolled Snape's eyes widened. Summer grinned a delightful grin as the potions master quickly picked up the magazine.

"Stormcrow! Do you know this is against Hogwarts rules! Im going to have to report this to the headmaster! " He answered as she began to scan the front page.

Summer quickly took the magazine from his hands and opened it up to the centerfold. Holding the magazine in one hand and letting the rest of the pages to fall out like an accordion. It was then, that Severus' eyes began to bulge out.

The magazine held the image of a very naked Snape… Standing sexually against a stone wall, a Santa hat sitting upon his head and a ribbon tied around his, uhm, his candy cane to say it nicely….. (I'm sorry I'm so graphic I just thought the ladies would appreciate that! And to all my Male readers!!!! IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I couldn't resist myself:P )

He was speechless.

Amunet stepped in the room.

"Summer what did you do with my Play… Why hello professor…." Amunet growled as she began to curl her hair with her finger.

Snape snapped his head so fast you would think he would have snapped his neck. Odette quickly joined the party.

"Hey Amunet do you…. O wow…. Nice candy cane!"

Summer had a look of pure satisfaction on her face.

"Give me that!" Snape said coming back to his senses and snapping the magazine out of her hand

"Hey! Be gentle! That's mine!" Amunet said softly once again as she leaned over the desk and took it from his hands.

"You know professor," Odette exclaimed "I originally came here to ask if you could help me with some extra lessons after class" she whispered as she too leaned over the desk.

At this point professor Snape stood up.

"O yes Professor, The Stormcrow's know" Summer hissed as she grinned

Snape looked at them in pure shock, not knowing what to do or what to say.

Amunet and Odette giggled to themselves

"So what do you want" Snape said "An Outstanding in your Exams? Do you want me to pass you in potions?!?! What is it! Tell me what do you want!" Severus exclaimed as he was outraged.

"Hmm, that sounds nice but no, We don't want anything from you" Summer replied cooly

"What!!" Both Odette and Amunet replied

"No, all I want.. Is…." Summer then leaned in and whispered into Snape's ear. He looked curiously at Summer

"Is that it Stormcrow?" He said as he raised a brow and a grin spread through his face

"Yes, that is all" Summer smiled wickedly

"What!?"

"What is going on!"

Snape looked over at Summer and extended his hand

Summer shook it.

"Wait!!" Amunet yelled out "What!? I want to know!"

Odette too looked around in confusion.

At that moment Snape conjured a spell that caused Amunet and Odette to diaparate from the room. Leaving him and Summer alone to begin whatever it was she had whispered to him.

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"What the hell!?!?!" Odette said as she appeared "Oof!" Escaped her lips as Amunet fell on top of her.

"Ow!" Amunet cried out as she began to get up.

"That is so unfair!! She wouldn't have known Snape was even in that stupid magazine if it wasn't for me!!!! Now she wont even share the profit!" a very upset and now standing Amunet cried out as she angrily stomped on the floor.

"So why do you have that magazine anyways?" Odette asked curiously

"ugh… er… Hermione Subscribes to it!" Amunet yelled out as she quickly ran away.

Odette stood there and began to stroke her chin "Hmm.. You don't say…"

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It was now the day of the second task and everyone was standing around a huge launch pad that was set up for the judges to be at. It seemed that everyone was there, well everyone except Dumbeldore.

Night prior to second task

Dumbledore was walking along the cool walls of the dungeon. He very much enjoyed the feeling of the cool walls. And unknowingly leaned his head against what he though was a wall… In reality it was the door to Snape's sleeping chambers.

Summer had just finished doing whatever it was she had whispered into Snape's ear (Im not telling your, going to have to read on to find out! XD ) She quickly opened the door and bang. Down went Dumbledore. She hit him so hard he became unconscious. She looked down at Dumbledore and a grin spread through her face.

End flashback

Everyone stood around waiting for the cannon to go out. Summer stood at the top of the platform, Amunet at her side.

"Wow its chilly isn't it?" Amunet said as she wrapped her arms around herself

"Yea" Summer replied cooly

"yup! Only an idiot would think about streaking right now"

"Yup" Summer replied. At that moment Amunet began to take off her clothes

"What the hell are you doing!" Summer replied as she jumped back, The cannon went off.

"I lost a bet, So now I have to go streaking!" Amunet said as she took off her tie. A splash was heard.

"Amunet! Quit that put your clothes back on!" Summer continued as she began fighting with her sister trying to keep her from taking off her clothes.

"Look I lost a bet there is nothing I can do!" Amunet replied as she pushed her sister off, she then quickly took of her clothes and began to run back and forth in front of Summer. Summer quickly took a pan from out of nowhere (You guessed it cartoon like!) And Hit Amunet on the back of the head. Causing a very naked Amunet to fall off the platform into a perfect belly flop to the lake. (YEAIA!!! BELLYFLOP NUMBER DOS!!! That's two for all of you non Spanish speakers! XD)
Everyone looked over as they saw an exposed rear end flop into the dark lake.

Meanwhile, somewhere within the lake.

Harry looked around through what seemed to be really long sea weed. He looked to his side and noticed fleur swimming along as well. He quickly saw through and noticed 6 people floating around A knot of seaweed tied around their ankles. There, floated Ron, Hermione, Cho, Fleur's little sister Gabrielle, an upside down Dumbledore with a smile upon his face, some of the see weed seemed to have tied around his hat, and a naked Amunet, Harry floated there for a while thinking about who he should save, He instinctively went for Amunet, After all, she was a very naked female and who doesn't like naked females. He stood there thinking

"Ron, Naked Amunet, Dumbledore" he continued to think "Ron, naked Amunet, Dumbledore, Ron Naked Amunet, Dumbledore"

He decided Ron was out, He wasn't good for anything anyways.

"Naked Amunet, Dumbledore, Naked Amunet Dumbledore"

Suddenly Both Cedric Diggory and Viktor Krum came by and swam off with the Naked Amunet.

"Well, I guess its Dumbledore" Harry said to himself as he took out his wand and made the seaweed off of Dumbledore's hat come off.

Meanwhile back above sea level or should I say "lake" level.

Cedric and Krum surfaced with Amunet in their arms.

"And it seems that Both Viktor Krum and Cedric Diggory have surface with, what's that! Is that Amunet Stormcrow! and Merlin! She is naked!" the announcer called out as Amunet blushed immensly and glared up at the crowd.

Summer stood there leaning against the rail, grinning down at Amunet she hid the pan behind her back and pretended to whistle.

Harry then surfaced with professor Dumbledore

"And it seems that Harry potter has surfaced with.. Is that professor Dumbledore?!?!"

They were quickly brought up to the platform

"Why hello Harry!" Dumbledore said as he looked over at Harry. "Why am I all wet? O hello Amunet, Go put some clothes on dear! 15 points from Ravenclaw!"

Amunet blushed inmensly and wrapped her towel tightly around herself.

Summer began to laugh Hysterically.

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Alright everyone!!! That's it for part two!!!! XD! Great isn't it? I wrote it all tonight lol well.. This morning… yes it is 5:48 am and I am still up, Yes I am an insomniac but its ok don't worry ill be fine! The more I stay up the more fics you will get:D lol so yea anyways keep tuning in Im currently writing fifth year. I don't think Im going to go into much detail with the 3rd task (If I even write about it at all) But do expect the D.E. Gathering! And yes you guessed it! Our favorite Sexy haired god is coming back! That's right, Tom Riddle! Lol Im jk he doesn't have any hair! XP But luscious Lucius does! Also expect some time traveling but Oops! I don't want to give it away so stay tuned!! I promise I will have more! XD