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This takes place about 4 hours after Voldie was brought back to life.
Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape stood as a circle of death eaters began to form. Everyone was anxious, very anxious indeed, to see the great dark lord return. Everyone except Summer, she was infuriated.
"Was I the only one that got an invite saying that there would be punch and cookies?" She yelled as all the death eaters looked around "Well?"
"Mine said that we would be getting punch and cookies too!" Someone called out from within the circle
"Yea! Mine did too"
Suddenly all the death eaters started talking amongst themselves rambling on about how they wanted their punch and cookies, and how it wasn't the first time Voldemort had lied.
"Look what you did Summer! Now everyone is against my Tommy-kins !
Suddenly with a flick of a mind trick smoke appeared and out desended, the great, he who must not be named.
The room fell silent.
"What the hell is that!" Voldie was outraged. Where his Gothic medieval throne was suppose to be instead stood a metal folding chair. It seemed that someone had tried to decorate it for they added a paper signed that said Master with the "R" written backwards. There was also little jewels glued on all around the chair. (You know the cheap kind you can buy at walmart for like a dollar)
"Its your chair master" Lucius exclaimed as he bowed down in front of him.
"A folding chair?" Voldemort exclaimed outraged
"we ordered your chair months ago but it seems as if, it was lost during delivery" Severus exclaimed as he too walked over to the dark lord and bowed in front of him.
FLASHBACK Harry potter is sitting in his room at pivet drive when suddenly the doorbell rings. He walks out and opens the door and notices a big huge medieval chair standing there, on it some roses and a card that read.
To Mr. Potter, From the D.E. Your number one fans!
END FLASHBACK
"I see," Voldie said as he rubbed his head "Well couldn't you have just given me one of yours Lucius? I mean you do have plenty to go around"
Lucius jumped back in shock at the thought of having to redecorate because the dark lord wanted one of "his" chairs. "Im sorry master" He said "But it seemed that my house is uhm, infested with termites and uhm Most of my furniture Is uhm, dead"
Voldemort stared deep into Lucius eyes and was about to speak when Summer interrupted him.
"Hey you! Tom!"
Voldemort snapped his head to her direction "How dare you interrupt the dark lord when he is about to speak!"
" Hey hey no need to get your panties all in a bundle I just wanted to ask you something"
"Absolutely NO! And how dare you!!!! Do not call me that insignificant muggle name, Tom, I am know known as, Lord Voldemort!" He said with a malevolus laugh, suddenly all the death eaters began to laugh as well.
"yea yea yea, just riddle me this" The dark lords eyes looked as if they were about to pop out of his sockets.
"O look look there is the vain!! I think it might explode this time!" Odette said as she pointed towards the dark lords forehead.
"When did you get here?" Amunet questioned
"Just right now"
"Why is there no punch and cookies! I was told there would be punch and cookies"
The other death eaters began to look around curiously
"It says right here!" Summer then pulled her invitation, It was really crafty made out of pink construction paper with the same jewels that had been glued onto Voldie's throne glued onto the construction paper, "See right here!" She pointed to a small written sentence "There will be punch and cookies!" she read out loud.
"Yea mine said that too!!" The same death eater from before yelled out and was soon followed by others.
"SILENCE!!!" The room fell quiet once again
"How come I didn't get an invitation!" A very upset Voldemort cried out as he plopped down on his chair.
Everyone exchanged looks
"I believe master, that, well, you called us all, using the dark mark" Severus said as he moved in closer to the dark lord "So, as for why Stormcrow got an invitation, I have no clue, she should have been called upon here via her magical design"
"My what?!" Summer asked
"Your magical design" Snape replied cooly
"Ugh, what the hell is a magical design!"
"The dark mark" Snape said furiously
"Err the what?"
"Your tattoo you idiot!" Snape snarled
"O!! Ok, yea uhm, it was not working properly…. So I went to a muggle doctor and had it removed"
Everyone looked over at her shocked.
"WHAT!?!?!" Voldemort cried out. As he stood up a couple of the jewels flew off. "You mean to tell me that you let muggles see our dark mark?"
"Ugh yea that's what I said, did I stutter?" she said as she bobbed her head from side to side
"Aveda ke.."
"WAIT!"
"what?"
Summer then diaparated
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the dark lord was furious!
Summer then aparated back in the room with black oily hair draped across her face.
"I am Snape, the potions master" Summer said in a Snape like tone of voice.
Some of the DE's began to laugh
"Severus? There is two of you?" The dark lord was confused
"No master, That is just Stormcrow" Snape said through gritted teeth as he grabbed her from the collar of her robes.
"Ooooo Severus!!! I like it when you touch me like that" Summer continued to speak in the Snape like voice.
He lowered his head and gritted his teeth.
"Do you want me to go get a ribbon? We can put it around your candy cane"
"Shut up!" Snape snarled as he let go of Summer.
Everyone except Lucius Malfoy looked at them in confusion. Amunet and Odette had burst out into laughter.
"Yes, Well, Uhm Aveda"
"Wait!" "Im not falling for it this time!!!" Voldemort yelled
"No master wait" Snape interrupted
"If you kill her, Dumbledore will have suspicions as to why I didn't save her and my cover will be blown up. Just let her live for a couple more years, months, hopefully days and then when Dumbledore is dead, you can kill her"
Summer was shocked
"Wait! So why are you guys trying to kill me? I almost got rid of Dumbledore for you guys! I could kill Harry potter if I so desired!" A small "No" was heard from within the crowd. Everyone turned their head.
There stood Barty Crouch Jr. "I like him, he is a good quidditch player" Some of the death eaters nodded in agreement
"Yea! And he is one heck of a hotty!" Amunet yelled out, surprisingly some of the death eaters agreed with her.
"Hold on!!" Voldemort yelled out "I though we all hated Harry potter! Why are we all trying to defend him"
"Well, Why not? You should always ask yourself that Tommy, instead of why? Ask yourself why not!" Amunet said as some of the death eaters nodded in agreement
"HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" he said outrageously "THAT'S WHY NOT!"
"Well if I am correct, and I always am" Odette began "You are the one who is trying to kill him, he would have never come after you if you would have just left him alone, BUT NO! There you are like an idiot going after him every year, every damn year Voldemort! Give it a break! Maybe then he wouldn't try to kill you!"
"Yea and have you noticed…. All of you plans fail when you involve him" Summer answered in return
"Yea!" Some of the death eaters echoed
"I vote that Harry potter should live! Anyone in favor of that movement say AYE"
"AYE!"
"AYE"
"AYE"
"AYE!"
"AYE!"
(Ok you guys get the point lol)
Voldemort was stunned
"So, your telling me, that, I need to stop, hunting Harry Potter?" He replied confused
"Uhm I don't see how we could have made it more obvious but if your frail little mind needs me to repeat then…" Summer then leaned over and yelled into the dark lords pointy ears (does he even have any ears?) "STOP TRYING TO KILL HARRY POTTER!!"
Shockingly the dark lord did not jump back or anything he just stood there, silent.
"Then, what am I going to do…. With my time….." He asked himself silently
"Well, you can always take up a hobby!" Amunet said as she wrapped her arms around him
"Or you can read a book! May I suggest Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban by J.K. Rowling" Odette smiled happily, Voldemort glared at her. "Ok, Maybe not"
"All we are saying is that, well, every time you involve Harry Potter in your evil schemes, you fail. So maybe, We can try a new approach! Like, not involving Harry Potter!" Summer said as she pulled Amunet away from him it seemed she had wrapped her arms around him so tightly that the powder white dark lord was now turning purple.
"And may I suggest master, Using them 2 as your spies within Hogwarts as well, it seems that they can do anything they please, even If it involves teachers" Snape glared at Amunet and Summer. "For some reason, Dumbledore has the same soft spot that he holds for Potter on them as well"
Summer and Amunet grinned.
"What can I say! I'm just so innocent and sweet" Summer smiled wickedly
"Yes… I guess I could… THEN I CAN KILL HARRY POTTER!"
"NO!" they all yelled at the dark lord
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Up in the next chapter is a heck of a lot of stuff so be prepared to read…. Its going to be a long one…… XD!!!!! I hope… Once again thanks to Cami a.k.a. lovinlif3 and to weird kitten for the reviews! I will also like to thank Kurt Cobain! He is my hero! NEIL!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! MARRY ME!!!!! XD and also… the truth behind the name… the death eaters…. Who don't eat death… but they like to pretend like they do….