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The next Raw, the official celebration of Evolution X was going to happen and when it started, fans were cheering extremely wildly.
"For the thousands in presence," Triple H said as the rest gathered around him with their heads facing towards the ground "For the millions watching at home, let's get ready to SUCK IT!" everyone raised their heads.
"This is the official celebration of Evolution X." Shawn said
"Obviously it has all members of Evolution and D-Generation X" Flair said
"But we would like to introduce our newest member," Batista said.
"Hulk Hogan!" Randy said as the people around him clapped.
"Dudes, it's a great honor to be part of Evolution X, the new group who will change Monday Night Raw." Hulk said.
"And current champions: WWE, Intercontinental and Tag Team, we are challenging you to the first ever Unlimited Survivor Series Classic match." Triple H said.
"And these are the rules." Ric said. "If one person of Evolution X pins a champion that member will become champion but,"
"But all championships will be on the line and here are the people challenging you, brothers." Hulk explained.
"Ric Flair and I are challenging you the Sissy Squad for the Tag Team championships." Batista said.
"I, the Legend Killer, challenge you, the undeserving Johnny Nitro for the Intercontinental Championship."
"And, lastly, my old friend, Edge, I challenge you for the WWE Championship unless you and your girlfriend are too scared of that," Triple H taunted.
"Woo! And if you're not fine with that, we've all got 2 words for 'ya!" Flair screamed and said in unison with the crowd and EX "SUCK IT!" And all of them went to their spots on their pose which is Randy Orton, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and Batista standing up at the back raising their hands with Triple H and Shawn Michaels doing their suck it sign in front of them.
---Next Raw (hehehehehe) ---
In the ring, there were Edge being accompanied by Lita, Johnny Nitro being accompanied by Melina and the Spirit Squad calling out DX. They were being lead by Kenny.
"So, we hear that Evolution X has challenged us for our championships," Kenny said "And we just want you to know, 'EX', we are better than you think we are and that we accept!"
"Yeah, you see 'EX'," Edge started "You don't stand a chance against us at Survivor Series and we will win. Not one of us will lose."
Johnny Nitro walked around the ring holding a microphone in his hand
"Randy Orton, I'm calling you out. Let's settle this now. You know, just a little sneak peek of what will come out in Survivor Series," Nitro requested "In fact, bring your whole gang here, come on."
There was no response
"Losers, I knew you wou-" Nitro was cut.
"Are you ready…… Evolution is a mystery, full of change that no one sees…… D-Generation X!… I am a real American….. I Walk Alone!... Hey! Nothing you can say! ...I'm just a sexy boy, I'm not your boy toy… Ric Flair entrance" the entrance said. It was a mixture of all the members' entrances with the DX entrance, Evolution then the rest.
EX came out but didn't go until the ring.
"We're not going down there," Triple H said "And we have something to tell you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. We were here first. We've got something to tell you." Nitro cut Triple H "More importantly, I've got something to tell you, Randy Orton. Challenging me to a match might have been the greatest mistake in your life. In fact, you challenged all of us."
"Well, Nitro, I'm sure beating you will be a very simple thing; RKO, pin 1, 2, 3. Done, and I'm the new Intercontinental Champion." Orton bragged.
"That's not gonna happen. See, all of you are too much of cowards that you can't even come down here to fight. Especially you, Orton." Nitro taunted again.
"Why you little- I can go down there anytime, so let's do it." Randy tried to go but the rest of EX stopped him.
"Nitro, shut up!" Batista said "Now, with business. Sissy Squad-"
"We are not Sissies." Kenny defended
"Are too,"
"Are not!"
"Woo! Just shut up!" Ric Flair stopped all of them as he took the microphone from Batista.
"You are ALL sissies and that's not only you, Spirit or Sissy Squad." Ric Flair said while dancing "And you see the reason why we - WOO! - challenged you for the tag team championships is because you are all to sissy to be champs"
The Spirit Squad were very frustrated and were walking to the front rope that was facing EX together with everyone else in the ring calling EX to go to the ring.
"Brothers, you are really all sissies." Hulk teased. "Why don't you all come here to us?" He looked at the rest of EX and the rest agreed.
"No, we are definitely not going up there." Edge said looking very nervous.
"Sissies…." HBK whispered to Triple H but he accidentally said it in the microphone.
"We are not!" Edge said. "Maybe you are because you're not coming down,"
"In fact," Triple H said, walking forward and signaling his group "We are." And he with his gang ran down the sort of stage and started fighting with the 'sissies'.
Triple H pedigreed Edge, Shawn Michaels did a Sweet Chin Music on Kenny, Batista did a Batista Bomb on Mikey, Hulk Hogan did an Atomic Leg Drop on Johnny and Orton did an RKO on Nitro and Ric did a Figure 4 Leg Lock on Nicky and Double Team Moves on the rest (except the girls : D) until Mr. McMahon came out together with Shane. "EX, the newest stable in the WWE" Mr. McMahon said "You guys, well, you guys absolutely suck. So your match in Survivor Series will be for Chairmen of the week so…" he smiled at Shane "Shane and I will be in that match so it will be 11 on 6. If the other team wins, they get to be chairmen for the week; which I will assure."
The other group (let's call them Champs Group), the Champs Group did cheap shots on EX while EX wasn't looking and they all fell to the ground when each of the people in the Champs Group (except the girls : D) did their finishers on EX.
EX looked up to their opponents and glared at them but the "Champs Group didn't know that they didn't damage 1 man who was Triple H.
Triple H was behind them, holding a Sledgehammer maybe stalking them and since the Champs Group was facing back, when they turned around Triple H hit them with the Sledgehammer but some were able to run away. "Triple H!" Mr. McMahon said because he was able to escape. "You will pay!"
Triple H ran up to the ring to check on his friends and said "Sissies, I got 2 words for 'ya!" he put the microphone up and the crowd shouted "SUCK IT!"
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