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Thanks for all your reviews! Please R&R! Sorry for keeping you waiting. Now here's chapter 3:
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall," Lilian said when the first match of Raw was about to start. "Making his way to the ring weighing in at 219 pounds! From Los Angeles California, Johnny Nitro!" Johnny was walking up to the ring with Melina and heading up to the turnbuckle while Lilian was saying "And in the ring weighing in at 260 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Val Venis!"
When Johnny was just about to go on top of the turnbuckle, he suddenly felt suspicious. "Man, I bet that dumb EX is planning something…"
And……… He was right! When he went down, but still facing the turnbuckle, red spray paint came out splatting on his face.
This gave Val Venis an opportunity to do a roll-up pin and win.
Once Val left, EX came out on the big screen and started laughing their heads off.
Nitro was on the ground and Melina was there with him. Melina didn't want to touch his face because he was all wet with red spray paint.
This time, Orton was talking (while the others laughed their heads off….)
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nitro! Just look at you, I mean, you look like… like… Hmm, Let me think… Pause… I know! You look like… a sissy!" Orton said.
Nitro went into the ring and grabbed a microphone
"Randy! Orton, get down here now! Spraying my face with red spray paint isn't going to taunt me enough." Nitro said.
"Really now," Orton said. "Well, if you don't get taunted so easily, to my point of view, you look like a pig that was badly tanned!"
Nitro was very mad now and threw the microphone down and left while the screen where EX was left too.
That night………
The scheduled match was Spirit Squad, Kenny and Mikey, vs. Charlie Haas and Snitsky.
"Entering the ring first…" Spirit Squad entrance… "They are two fifths of the Spirit Squad… Kenny and Mikey!"
The two jumped around and shouted and shouted blowing the horn and jumping to make their hands touch their toes, somersaulting, or just plain screaming.
"And their opponent… at a combined weight of 542 pounds! Charlie Haas and Snitsky!"
Once the Spirit Squad was in the ring, Kenny and Mikey were going towards the turnbuckle then…
BOOM!
Red slime exploded and the rest of the Spirit Squad ran away, which made Snitsky and Charlie Haas to be able to do their finishers on them then pin.
Later again…
It was the main event…………………..
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring from Toronto Canada, being accompanied by Lita, Edge!"
Edge came out holding Lita's hand. Once he got into the ring, he was just about to go to the turnbuckle and remembered what happened to the others and just stood there.
"And his opponent weighing in at 240 pounds, from West Newberry, Massachusetts, John Cena!"
John knew there was nothing wrong with it to go on the turnbuckle for him so he went up and sort of posed.
The match was full of cheap shots by Edge and unsuccessful Fives Moves of Doom until……
"John Cena got the STFU locked!" Jerry "The King" Lawler screamed. "Will he make it! Will he make it!"
Yes, he did make it and Edge tapped out but there was one thing that went wrong. The referee was pulled out by Lita and Edge was able to reverse it to a low blow using the legs.
Lita let the referee go back tot the ring and let Edge pin John. "1… 2… 3!" "And here is your winner, Edge!"
Once John got out but only the apron, Champs group came out and started beating up Cena but EX to the rescue! They came out and helped John beat up the Champs Group.
Johnathan Coachman came out and said "Next week's main event is a match all of you will be looking forward to, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and John Cena with the rest of EX on their side vs. Edge, Kenny and Mikey with the rest on their side."
Triple H went to John to lend a hand and helped him stand.
John and EX were suspicious of Coach and knew that he was up to something. They knew he was on the other side, "The Champs Group".
---Next Raw---
"Break it down! D-Generation X!" DX came out with the rest of EX with them but no John Cena.
Triple H went in to the ring while the others gathered around him.
"For the thousands in presence, for the millions watching at home, and for those sissies. Let's get ready to SUCK IT!" Triple H said.
Triple H tossed the microphone to Shawn Michaels. "We'd like to introduce the temporary EX member for tonight"
He tossed the microphone to Randy Orton "The former WWE Champion"
He tossed it to Flair "Woo! The Doctor of Thuganomics"
This time, to Batista "Who, by the way is starring in his very own movie The Marine,"
It was passed to the last member of EX, Hulk Hogan "He is John Cena!"
"Your time is up, my time is now!" John Cena came out as he started walking around the stage.
He walked down and went to hi-5 the crowd and into the ring.
"John, so, I guess you will be teaming up with me and Shawn today,"
"Yeah, I will, and I will definitely get my hands on those sissies!"
"Yes, and by the way, we will all be seeing your new movie, The Marine."
"Oh, yeah, dude, the show is awesome! Now, I'd just like to sa-"
"Kenny! Johnny! Mitch! Nicky! Mikey! And we are… The Spirit Squad! Music"
Champs Group came out and started going nuts and sort of shouting to EX or just talking to themselves.
Triple H and HBK (DX) and John were ready but as Edge, Kenny and Mikey came in, they were attacked.
The bell rang and Edge, Kenny and Mikey were winning only because they attacked EX. Right now, the legal man was Edge and Triple H. Edge was doing many moves, like clotheslines and grapples but all "cheating" style grapples. Triple H stood and Edge bounced off the ropes, diving into Triple H.
He beat Triple H's head and turned to the crowd. "Is Triple H really all tha-!"
Triple H had kicked him hard at the back and stood up. Edge also stood up but later found himself caught in a Spinebuster.
Triple H tagged Shawn Michaels as Edge tagged in Mikey.
Triple H punched Mikey (WOO), Mikey punched back (BOO) then again and again until Triple got sick of it and finally kicked his stomach and did a Spinebuster followed by a Game pose then Suck It pose.
Out of the blue, Mikey did a low blow on Triple H while Lita distracted the referee.
Both lay down on the floor, in pain. The match had been long and about 20 minutes long already.
Both tried to tag; Mikey tried to tag Kenny and Triple H tried to tag John.
Triple H got close, and found enough strength in him and tagged John as Mikey tagged Kenny.
John came in the ring all pumped up and clotheslined Kenny. He then did "The Five Moves of Doom" and then an F. U. Later, he did an STFU while Triple H and Shawn Michaels took care of Edge and Mikey.
Kenny tried to reach the ropes, trying so hard to have even one slight touch with his finger. He reached as far as he could but he couldn't reach it.
Kenny screamed in pain and couldn't take it anymore. He tapped out!
"Here are your winners, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and John Cena!"
Triple H and Shawn Michaels and John Cena plus the rest of EX came in and raised their hands to celebrate their glory.
All they didn't know was that…………
Champs Group was behind them and attacked them and beat them. (Except Brooke because Brooke was with Randy but wasn't hit by the rest of the men.)
"EX, who do you think you are now, huh! Coz we got 2 words for 'ya!" Kenny said still breathing very deeply as he raised the microphone up and there was a soft shout of "SUCK IT!"
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