Legato and the Computer Chapter 4: It's... broken! (pt II)

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun goes into a corner and cries quietly

Wow. This got SO OOC that the only thing the same is the names...

Okay, sorry this update took so long! Between MASSIVE writers block and the computer crashing on Monday, I haven't got much done TT-TT Well, enjoy this chapter!!!

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So, as you remember, Knives had entered the room to find Legato facing away from him, in a puddle of blood. Slowly, Knives approached Legato, and---

"Hi..." Legato turned around!

"OHMYGAAAAAWD!!!" Knives screamed, turned around, and ran smack into the wall. He picked himself up, turned around, and there was Legato again. "HOLYS!!!" Knives smacked into the wall again. (I sense a repeat of chapter two... nevermind.) He turned around and... wha'? Legato was eating a hot dog...?

"AAGH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL GHOST!!!"

Legato's lower lip quivered. Then he bust into tears. "I'M NOT DEAD!" He wailed.

"Wait-wha'?" Knives took a second look at the telepath, who was still bawling. This time, he noticed...

"Wait a minute, that's blood!"

Legato sniffed and shook his head. "No..."

"That's...that's...!"

"Ketchup," Legato completed for him. "Hot dogs are my comfort food."

"My god! I thought you killed yourself and that was blood!"

"Do you want me to?"

"NO!!!"

" 'Kay..WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh... Legato? Why are you crying again?"

"BECAUSE I BROKE THE COMPUTER!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Legato walked over to a corner, dumped some ketchup on his head, and started hitting his head on the wall, creating a nice series of 'splats.'

Knives frowned. 'Shoot...' he thought, 'if he gets a concussion, I'll have to waste a LOT of time trying to find a new henchman. Maybe I can do something...'

But as he walked over to the computer, Knives realized he was just getting soft. A decade ago, he wouldn't have cared if a human was upset or not. Knives glanced at the monitor and immediately saw what the problem was:

"Oh, it's just frozen!"

Legato was too busy bawling to notice. Knives reached behind the computer and held the power button down until the machine turned off. He waited a few seconds and then pressed the button again. When the computer finished starting up, he reopened iTunes. Satisfied, Knives walked over to Legato, who was still hitting his head on the wall, and tapped him on the shoulder. "Legato, it's fixed!"

Whump. Whump. Whum---"Wha'?"

"It's fixed!" He repeated

Legato dashed over to the computer and inspected it for about 0.001 seconds. Then he ran back to Knives with very shojo-like stars in his eyes. (00)

"You fixed it!!!" he shouted gleefully.

"Uhm...yeah..."

"I LOVE YOU!!!" Legato shrieked, glomping onto Knives' leg.

"Uhh... that's just wonderul... can you let me go now?" Not receiving a response, he peeled a squealing Legato off his leg and left the room.

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Yay Chapter four's done! I don't know if I spelled shojo right...

The next chapter will have Vash!!!