A/n: Lee has too much eyebrows… I is physically proven! So, because of Gaara's lack of eyebrows, and Lee's overgrown ones, I found a reason behind the brows!
Give 'Em Back Lee
Chibi Gaara sat at the sandbox, wondering why God had been so mean…
"How could you be so mean, Lord? Even my uncle teased me because of it! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME ANY EYEBROWS!?"
It was then that the other chibis turned to stare at him. Sasuke twitched, Naruto coughed, Sakura moved away. Ino laughed, Shikamaru vomited and… Chouji… He ate…
But anyway, Lee chose that moment to walk past our little chibi friends. Gaara stared at the boy.
"Fuzzy eyebrows!" Naruto yelled at the green spandex wearing, bushy eye browed, freaky looking toddler.
Gaara then noticed it.
Lee had too much eyebrows, even more than one ought to have.
And he, Gaara, had none…
Put two and two together and you always get three.
"Give 'em back!" Chibi Gaara stood up and yelled at the Gai-sensei impersonating ankle-biter. Lee stared at the sixth Kazekage and laughed.
"What do you mean?"
"My eyebrows. Give 'em back!"
Lee was rather taken a back by this request, and the rest of the chibis began cackling.
That was until Gaara gave then all that famous death glare of his. Then they all shut up and ran for their mothers. Except Naruto, who ran to the third…
And Lee, who ran to find Gai-sensei.
But Gaara had an idea of how to get his brows back. It was such a big idea for such a small child.
"Ahem! Who are you calling little?" Gaara asked the narrator.
"But you are! You are chibi!" the narrator argued. Gaara glared.
"Hey, whose telling the story?" the narrator was getting scared. They placed a finger on the intercom, about to call security when…
Gaara gave a chibi smile. You could here the yelling and laughing and tickling and hugging and glomping all throughout the building. Gaara, one; narrator, zero.
Gaara woke up early the next morning and found his way to Lee's room, which he left again before sunrise.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Lee screamed. The chibis walked into Lee's room, half asleep, yawing and stretching.
"What's wrong Lee?" TenTen asked as she clung onto Neji for balance.
"Someone has stolen some of my eyebrows!" Lee yelled. TenTen opened her eyes more, so she could see straight into Lee's face. Sure enough, he was sporting perfectly shaped eyebrows. The girls fainted from the beauty of his eyebrows (that looked better than theirs when they got theirs done) and the boys began to barf.
Who would want Lee's horrid eyebrows?
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Far away, in another… room… Gaara looked into the mirror, modeling his new brows, laughing manically.
The moral of this story:
Don't grow oversized eyebrows, because the less fortunate (a.k.a: the brow-less) will steal them and you will end up with fainted girls on your carpet.
A/n: I am sure that made no sense, but it was funny, ne? Review please!