Shen Gong Wu in Reality
Two-Ton Tunic
"This shirt is quite ancient, but has been cared for over the centuries. It's quite comfortable, but I am willing to part with it for a mere two dollars."
Once more, in the market, the peddler had a customer. This time, his ware was a yellow-brown shirt large enough to cover any size of man. The interested party stared upon the almost mystical shirt. Enraptured, he handed the peddler his money, and took from him the shirt.
He hung it up in his closet that night, and never looked at it again, despite the fact it was incredibly comforting to wear…
Shen Gong Wu: Two-Ton Tunic
Power: Becomes heavy and indestructible armour
Real World Use: Shirt