Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

The names Stephanie Plum, I'm 32 years old and I am currently unemployed.

A few days ago I told my boss to stick his crappy minimum wage job up where the sun don't shine. I hated my job as a stupid waitressing barmaid so I quit. I'd never had much luck with jobs. A 2 years ago I was a bounty hunter and then I was a search assistant then when I moved to Spain I was a flower arranger, a decorator, a army cadet (don't ask), and a waitress/barmaid.

I hated my job so I didn't think it was relevant for me to work there any longer. I mean what's the point?

It was supposed to be a non permanent job just to pay rent but I did it for a couple of months. So much for a quick bit of cash.

I lived in a small 1 bed roomed apartment. Although it was small, it was perfect for me. I didn't need lots of room because there was only me living there well and my pet hamster Rex. But he didn't take up much room either. It was stylish too so the price was a little higher than my old apartment in New Jersey.

But hey – oh well.

It was something I willing to overlook because the apartment was definitely a million times better than the one in Trenton.

Spain was a lot more different from Trenton, they didn't use dollars they used Euro. It wasn't too difficult to understand. 1 euro around a dollar.

People were really friendly too (not that they weren't in New Jersey) though most of them spoke Spanish so I had to learn that pretty quickly,

So since I have been unemployed I am just searching everything I can find that vaguely resembles anything interesting.