Yo everyone, the name is Dream Talker; I talk to your dreams! I'm everything the name says. I wrote this fanfiction because I was really bored. This is also my first fanfiction on this net, so pretty please be nice! My title sucks, but oh well!

Pairings decided later, but if you have ideas let me know!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki guys would be in more. So would Ino, Morino Idate, and Sumaru (the guy in the Episode 180 fillers). Yes I love the minority here. However I do own Kudari the dream talker, Kain Yaimo, and Hidama.

Warning at first you will hate my characters.

It was just another ordinary day in Konohagakure. The birds were singing, the children were playing, and it was only to be a typical day (typical as it gets for Naruto at least XD!) We join our favorite clueless ninja and his teammates Sasuke and Sakura and his sensei Kakashi in Tsunade's office for a mission.

Tsunade began by looking briefly at the shinobi in front of her and took a sip of coffee as she shuffled for a piece of paper. "This next mission is of great importance as it is ranked as a B. Just recently a new team has transferred here from the Sand village. The team's sensei has requested that a well-known team like yours be hired to show them around town." She said.

Kakashi's team exchanged glances before Naruto so politely screamed out his feeling on the B-ranked mission.

"WHAT! THAT'S IT!" Naruto screeched. "WHAT'S SO DARN TOUGH ABOUT THAT?"

Tsunade was smart enough to plug her ears and threw a random object at Naruto to shut him up. " Very simple. This is not a normal team."

Sakura face changed from a meek expression into a curious one. "Huh? How so?" Sakura asked looking up.

Tsunade sighed and said, "They are very powerful, but they are…"

"Are what?" asked Kakashi.

"They are very shy in a way I guess is the right way to say it." Tsunade said as she reread the papers from the new team's sensei.

"Shy?" said Naruto. "That's the lamest thing I've ever heard of!"

Tsunade smirked. Man this kid speaks before he knows what he's dealing with. "Oh? You think so, Naruto? Maybe you'd like to meet them. Come on in!" she said as the door opened revealing three new students.

The first one was tall, well almost as tall as Kakashi. His hard green eyes stared at Naruto first sizing up to down. He had black spiky hair tamed by a ponytail, and was clothed in black shorts and a green sleeveless shirt with a black jacket to match. This had to be the leader, Naruto thought as he looked at him. Worse of all, the new guy had a tired and an annoyed look plastered on his face.

The next one was a young girl shorter than the first guy. She had dirty-blonde short hair down to below her shoulders a tiny bit. Her blue eyes examined the room, and smirked when she saw the three other shinobi before her. Her eyes has a look that says "Trouble all the way, I'm going to make pretty damn sure of it". She wore a mini skirt and a shirt with a funny little cat design on it saying, "Meow". Two katanas rested at her side, she had a very slim figure with her stomach showing. She looks kind of scary in a way, thought Naruto. She looked deep in thought, like she was planning for a way to prank or even hurt someone. One of her bangs was tied with a rubber band.

The last walked in smiling and looking as if it was Christmas, Thanksgiving and Halloween all over again. He had normal brown eyes, and wavy black hair (think Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho). He wore tan pants and a black net shirt. He looked like a nice person compared to the other two and he had earrings through his ears. He quietly waved to Naruto and the others before going over to his blonde ally. He whispered something gently in her ear and the blonde laughed like no tomorrow. The first guy was smirking too as if he had heard the joke.

Tsunade smiled. "Ah, you've arrived. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi-san, meet the new team in town." She pointed to the tired looking male. "This is Kudari, and don't be fooled by his posture or expression, he is a very talented ninja." Kudari looked to Tsunade as she mentioned his name.

"With all due respect, Tsunade-sama, I will introduce myself. My name is Kudari-chan. I like my two teammates as they are my closest friends and I hope to die with them and only them. However I hate these three who have to show us around." He said as he pointed at Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke. "My dream, well…I hate you too much to tell you. My hobbies are training and sleeping and dreaming." He said with a smirk as he saw how pissed of Naruto's face became. "Your turn." He said pointing to the blonde girl.

The blonde girl busted out laughing. "Aww Kudari-chan, you are so polite when you don't nap 20 hours a day. Hello, My name is Kain Yaimo. I like danger and trouble and causing trouble! What I hate is people like you. I hate Konoha to be put simple! My dream is to impress Kudari-chan and my other friends so they can rely on me! My hobby is to cause trouble!" she said all chipper. Naruto fell over. OK! So she's more cheerful than the first, but she still hates us, thought Naruto.

These guys are freaky, thought Sakura. Who likes that much trouble besides Naruto?

""Excuse me, but I believe it's my turn. My name is Hidama. I really like Kain-chan, because she is so cute. I also like my teammates and drawing. My dream is to become an artist and make the world happier from my paintings. My hobby is drawing and sketching. Don't worry, unlike Kain-chan and Kudari, I don't hate. They've just had bad times here. Deep down they don't feel that way.

"Speak for yourself, Hidama." Kain said with her nose stuck up.

Tsunade gave a frown at the three new students. "Oh boy, this is going to be harder than I thought. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, please welcome our new team and be kind to them. Teach them how to adapt to life in Konoha. You're dismissed."

"Hai" said the three leaf shinobi.

Sakura was about to reach the door first, but Kain pushed her before she could reach the handle.

"SAKURA-CHAN!" exclaimed Naruto as he helped his friend up to her feet. "Hey what was that for, you hag!"

Kain smiled evilly and kneeled to meet Sakura's eyes. "You know what they say runt, beauty before age!" she said as she headed out the door laughing.

"It's ok Naruto, I'm fine." Sakura said. "Let's get this mission over with."

Inner Sakura: THAT BITCH! I'LL TEACH HER A LESSON VERY VERY VERY SOON! CHA!

Kudari-chan exited the door as well but not before shutting door on Naruto's hand…..HARD!

"OWCH! HEY YOU BASTARD, GET BACK HERE!" Naruto screamed. Kudari stopped and turned to face Naruto with Kain watching muffling her own laughter.

"Yes?" he said observing Naruto.

"You jerk! You did on purpose!" Naruto accused.

Kudari closed his eyes in a dreamy position. "I'm sorry, but I think you've heard of "Don't hit your ass on the way out." In this case it's your hand. Kain let's go."

Kain blushed at the mention of her name. "Oh um sure, Kudari-chan." She said as she twiddled her fingers. Maybe she was shy, but would only be because of Kudari's presence. Naruto watched Kudari grab Kain's hand and lead her out with two of them in intense conversation.

"I swear to Kami, these guys are freaks." Said Sasuke quietly.

Hidama overheard Sasuke and went over to Naruto. "Let me see your hand." Naruto lifted it to him while a green glow came from Hidama's hands. The wound from the dorr and Kudari's prank went away. "I'm really sorry, um…"

"Uzumaki Naruto."

"Haruno Sakura."

"Uchiha Sasuke"

"Naruto-sama, Sasuke-sama, Sakura-sama, I am sorry for Kain and Kudari. They have issues to work out with social skills. However when we are not around so many people, Kudari, Kain and I always are friendly and nice because we've known each other all our lives. Kain is really sweet when she doesn't go around picking fights, and Kudari was restless tonight. They are always holding hands like brother and sister when they are together. But they were really rude today, they do this in every village we go to. Kain causes trouble and Kudari sleeps during everything thus causing our missions to be failures! Is there any way I can make up their rude acts today." He said bowing.

"Aww it's ok, Hidama. How about you come with us and get Ichiraku ramen to get to know each other?" Naruto said as he shook Hidama's hand.

"That'd be great!" said Hidama as he brushed himself off. "Arigato Naruto-san!"

Yes, I know Kain is a bitch, and Kudari is an asshole, but don't worry, as the story progresses they'll be nice! I promise!

Kain: LIKE HELL WE WILL!

Kudari: She said it!

Hidama: Be nice guys!

Names:

Kudari- down from Tokyo I think

Kain- Reference to cause of trouble

Hidama: fireball