Authors notes: Aww please read and review people! I know I'm not that good at writing. Oh well I'll still keep writing chappies. R&R people! I'll give you cookies or muffins!

Disclaimer: I wish I did, but I don't own Naruto; I do own Hidama, Kudari and Kain though. And their sensei.

This time we join Naruto, Sasuke (Yes I know Sasuke is ban emo-bastard who went to Oro, but I put him this fic simply because I can), Sakura and Hidama eating at Ichiraku's.

"So you guys are from Suna, right?" Sakura asked.

Hidama scratched his head and grinned. "Yeah, but we weren't there for long!" he said with a laugh.

"Huh? Why not? Are you travelers?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Nah, they kicked Kudari, Kain and I out for all the pranks we pulled!" Hidama laughed even harder.

Naruto looked confused. "You got kicked out for just pranks? That's kind of harsh." He said to Hidama.

"I doubt they would kick out tough ninjas just for pranks." Sasuke implied.

Hidama stopped laughing. "Yeah well, every time we pranked a certain ninja in our Prank List, Kudari always saw fit to torture the guys' minds with his special technique. When I say torture I mean torture, he makes you struggle physically from the inside-out."

"Wow, every time I hear about that Kudari guy, he pisses me off." Said Naruto angrily.

"That sounds like a really mean thing to do!" said Sakura as she thought of Kudari tired expression. "But he looked so tired when we saw him, while you and that Kain girl were full of life."

Hidama shook his towards Sakura. "Yes, even though he has great power when is asleep, he is horrible when he's awake a lot. His jutsu requires a long sleeping period. He's been awake for about ten hours now, so he's really grumpy. He has to sleep for an amount of…I'd say about fifteen hours at least to use his jutsu."

"Nine hours he can stay awake then? He's got to sleep a lot. And that Kain girl?" asked Sasuke. "What's her damage?"

Hidama smiled at Sasuke. "Her damage is that she follows Kudari in everything he does. She idols him like you could never imagine. They've been friends for forever even before I met the two of them. I think Kudari protected Kain in some way and she wants to impress him by causing as much trouble as he does. I don't think she approves of his I'm-going-to-torture-your-dreams-because-I-can method." Hidama explained.

"What about you Hidama?" Naruto asked.

"Hmmm." Thought Hidama. "I guess deep down I like the pranks we all pull, except for Kudari's little torture trick. That one is scary; he used it on me once, and that's how we met. The reason we came to Konoha is because no one else would take, since pranked about half of the Hidden Villages."

"Wow. You guys must get yelled at a lot from your sensei!" Sakura said hopefully. That Kain girl needed to learn manners!

"Nah, she usually packs us up and kicks us to next village." Hidama replied swallowing the last of his ramen. He stood up to leave. "I'll pay for the meal." He said as he started to walk away. "Oh and Naruto-san?"

Naruto looked up. "Yeah?"

"Just because I had this little chat with you and your team, don't think that makes us friends. If Kain and Kudari decide to prank you, I will follow through in making your lives miserable. Don't take it personally," he added as he left the stand.

"Hn. I stand corrected, all of them are freaks." Sasuke said.

Naruto shivered. Was he going to be the next person they decided to prank?

Yes I know, short chappie! Sorry!