Author's notes: Hello everyone! I have finally posted this chappie up! Yayness! School sucks! I hate with a passion from my deep evil black heart!
Disclaimer: Uh yeah…I said it before.
"You're in my dream, kid-o." came Kudari's voice. Naruto looked to see Kudari's figure kneeling down at him. "I spend a lot of time here, every time I close my eyes I appear here. You see, kid, I have a special power, and it's called Dream-talking. It's so rare, only about 1 in 100000 people can get it. I was born with this talent though, and I can see any ones dreams. I can see yours, Kain's, Hidama's, anyone I choose! I can also appear in that dream of whomever I choose and haunt them. I could turn the best dream into the worst nightmare. Or I can change into something happy. Don't think of this as a fight Naruto, think of it as a test or challenge. The challenge: Try to drive me out of your dreams! Before I torture you to hell, I mean. Ready? GO!" he said as he disappeared.
Naruto got up frantically and looked around. "Dammit where is he?"
"NARUTO!" came a scary voice.
Naruto's eyes widened. "No way!"
The figure with the voice no other than….YONDAIME! Yes you heard me, Yondaime! Only he was wearing a darth Vader suit. "Naruto….I am your father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto scream running around frantically.
"I am also the Akatsuki Leader!' said the Yondaime version of Kudari.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S VERY…unlikely!" Naruto said calming down. "Wait, a cheesy scene from Star Wars? Is that all you can do?" he said laughing.
Yondaime/Kudari frowned and turned back into his original form. "You might not want to talk so big. You were pissing yourself earlier from "that cheesy Star Wars scene"" he said putting emphasis on the last part.
"WAS NOT!"
"WAS TOO! I wish I had a video camera every time I pull that one. You people always freak out at that one!" he said laughing, well imagine a guy like Kudari laughing.
"Hey stop laughing, that was an old trick! Try being original! Besides how did you know about Yondaime?"
"Simple. Within every dream lies a certain book, the book of memories. This book can trace back to the minute you were born!" he said as a book appeared in his hands. He opened it to the middle part. "Gotta say, there is some interesting stuff in here." He made a higher note in his voice to imitate Naruto. "Kakashi-sensei was late today…. Sakura kept checking her hair every five minute…Sasuke-teme was acting like himself…" he read aloud to Naruto and the chuckled. "Heh, no ones life is THIS boring. It's like reading Hidama's mind! Oh and by the by, I loved the part about Kyuubi." He imitated Naruto's voice again. "Today was weird, Mizuki-sensei called me the Kyuubi, maybe that's why everyone treats me like a monster. How is Iruka-sensei going to react…. blah blah yap yap dribble dribble dribble. Wow that is not interesting. The Kyuubi huh? You certainly don't look like him on the outside. However when I went inside your dream all that changed, your mind is pretty hard to penetrate. I tell ya, had it been about 5- no wait 2 months ago, I'd have never had the power to get in here."
"WHAT? You know all that crap about just from reading a medium sized book? AND MY LIFE IS NOT BORING!" Naruto spat at him.
"Ew, you're spitting on me. Yeah your life is mediocre at best except for the Kyuubi part. That's the only interesting thing."
"YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T READ MUCH THEN!" he said with fiery eyes. "Why don't you let me read your memories? I'll be the judge of that!" he challenged.
"Why not?" he said as another book appeared out of then air. "Here" he said as he tossed Naruto the book.
Naruto opened the book to find-
"HEY THESE PAGES ARE ALL SQUIGGLY! I can't read them! What are you trying to pull?"
"Of course they are. It means you don't understand me very well. Either that or you're a retard. But if you can't understand a person like me, there is no way you can read my memories."
"That makes no sense!"
"It doesn't have to. Dreams have their own rules, no matter what we do or say. You can't change what you dream, because the dream world has it's own reality. In this world, you can fin your greatest wish come true or you could wind up facing your own fear. In this world, your fear becomes the enemy that haunts you and you must actually fight it to survive here. However if you fail you wake up all shaky crying for mommy and daddy. Get it? Get it? Good! However if you conquer that "nightmare" as humans so foolishly call it, you find the courage to master against the real thing."
"So it's like a pre-world before the world at hand, right?" Naruto said thinking it over.
"Whatever you'd like to call it. In this world, everything happens. Making sense of it does not matter. Well I'm done trying to talk to you, ready for round two? Good" he said before disappearing again.
Meanwhile…
Sakura and Kain were heavily into their own battle while Hidama scratched his head watching.
"Wow two chicks trying to kill each other. You don't see that every day…" he said eating popcorn.
(Where did Hidama get popcorn? Life mysteries…)
Yep, so you get the picture, Hidama has nothing to do so he's watching two girls kill themselves like he was watching eye candy. Hey how often do boys like innocent Hidama get to see very sweet girls (not really, but still…) duke it out? It's new to him, bear with me. Hidama is not a perv. However Sakura and Kain were doing everything in their power to make sure the other stayed down on the ground. Kunai's were flying; rocks were being thrown (It's original at least.), heck even Hidama was flying. Yes Kain threw here own teammate at Sakura.
Kain wiped the sweat off her forehead. "I guess we are evenly matched in the weapons department."
"So uh Kain, you aren't going to use your swords in this battle?" Hidama asked in midair as Sakura kicked him back to Kain. Both girls were; pretty much using Hidama as a human soccer ball, kicking him this way and that.
"The hell no! I'm going to use a summoning jutsu you idiot." She said as she nailed poor Hidama in the gut. "KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!" she said she cut her finger with teeth. "Let's see you fight back after this." A smokescreen appeared and their sat a…cat. Actually the cat was asleep. "Oh crap. Wow this is more embarrassing then the time Kudari talked in his sleep in front of the whole village. Oi! Neko! Wakeup you retarded fuzz ball!"
The cat snored on.
Sakura sweat dropped. "Wow that is embarrassing…"
"Tell me about it." Kain said as she walked over to the cat. "Hey Neko, sweetie? Please wake up, your big sister needs you kick this pink-haired bitches ass. Pretty please…?" No success. "WAKE YOU UP LAZY RETARDEED EXCUSE FOR A CAT" she screamed stomping on it's tail.
This time it worked. The cat yelped at jumped right up into the air about ten feet high. "MY BUTT! MY BUTT! Meow, it's going to take forever for my tail to bend the right way" the kitty said with anime tears.
"Oi! Neko, less crying, more beating pinky's ass!" Kain ordered. Yes, again Kain is a bitch even to her own summoning.
Sakura was quite amused at this point. "OMG! A little kitty, oh I'm sooo scared. It might bite me! Oh someone please help." She laughed as Neko claws sunk into Sakura's feet.
Neko then scratched Sakura…HARD!
"YIPE!" Sakura yelped as she tried to kick to the cat off, but Neko hung right in. Now it was Kain's turn laugh.
Suddenly a loud screech came and everyone covered their ears. Neko got off Sakura's foot and took cover behind Kain. "My ears are frigging burning!" Kain screamed. "Aw man, I remember that sound."
"Oh man, now we're gonna get it!" Hidama said in attempt to plug his ears.
Another smokescreen came to reveal, much to Kain, and Hidama's despair, their sensei Megumi.
"I thought I'd find you children causing trouble around here. You just couldn't wait to pick a fight, could you?" Megumi accused.
Kain looked down avoiding eye contact with Megumi. "No I guess we couldn't. They challenged us first though…"
"I find that very hard to believe."
"It's true though." Hidama said too looking downwards.
"I also heard you've been bothering the villagers though. I find that very easy to believe. It's the same as the last villages" Megumi said ashamed. "Now where's Kudari?"
"Sleeping, sensei. And well kinda sort of fighting against Naruto-san." Said Hidama pointing to Naruto and Kudari's dosing bodies.
"Again? I see, and you!" Megumi said turning to Sakura.
Sakura jumped at the mention of her name. "Uh yes?"
"I am sorry for the trouble they caused you. My students have had this problem in villages. They may be a powerful team but they never want to make friends."
Kain's face quickly turned to anger as Megumi went on about her team. "IT'S CALLED KEEPING TO OURSELVES! YOU AND THE PINK BITCH SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!" she winced as Megumi slapped her. A tear came from Kain's eye, as she breathed heavily. "FINE! SCREW THIS TEAM AND SCREW YOU!" Kain said as she started to walk away until she stopped at Kudari's body. "Huh? Kudari's shaking…?"
Hidama shaken from the fight looked at Naruto's body and saw red aura like chakra appear from it. "What's happening?"
Next time: The Kyuubi takes Kudari on! Yay! Wo-ho. For now ignore the issues Kain has with her teacher.