Chapter 6: Tortuga Nights

DISCLAIMER: Yeah yeah…I own nothing but Angie. Shira is my buddy's. Well ok actually truth is Shira IS my buddy and I AM Angie. So yeah…complaints will be tolerated but you can't blame a girl for wantin to be there.

"Hey Shira?!" Jack yelled from his spot at the wheel.

"Aye Cap'n?" Shira said from behind him. He jumped and quickly spun around.

"Oy! Stop doin that!" Where's Angie?" Jack asked once he regained his barings.

"She's up there." Shira replied, pointing to the crows nest.

"Angie," Jack yelled, looking up.

"Ya?" Angie peered over the side at Jack.

"Could you come 'ere a moment?"

"Sure." Angie replied. She grabbed a rope and jumped over the side of the crows nest. Jackl gasped in fright but Angie landed gracefully in front of him.

"What can I do for ya Jack?" Angie asked as shebrushed some "invisible" dust off her shoulder.

'Showoff' Shira thought as she turned to Jack. "Jack?" She waved her hand in front of his face. "Jack? You ok…Jack?"

The Pirate Captin merely blinked a few times before he finally refocused.

"What the bloody hell?! You could have hurt…KILLED yourself!!" Jack yelled, worry evident on his face and in his voice. Shira looked at him and smiled knowingly.

"I'm ok Jack…where me an' Shira come from we do things like tha' all the time. It's our nature." Angie replied.

Jack looked at her wearily, still not fully reassured. "Well… at least yer getting' stronger." He finally gave in.

"Mr. Sparrow…wh-" Will began only to be interrupted by Jack, Shira, and Angie all saying, 'Captain Sparrow.' Together. The three looked at each other before Angie and Shira bust out laughing. "Captain Sparrow…why were you in Port Royal in the first place?" Will said rolling his eyes.

"I was going to comondear this ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and pilfer my weasley black guts out. But as it is I am helping you get your…bonny lass back." Jack replied as he glanced at his compass.

"Why did it change?" Will asked.

"We had an accord…did we not?" Jack asked, smirking.

"Right." Will said, still skeptical, as he went back to the front of the ship. Shira and Angie looked at each other and shrugged, then laughed when they realized it was done at the same time.

Tortuga

"Jack!!" Angie yelled as she was grabbed by a very big, very ugly man. Jack turned around. He spotted them and walked over.

"Excuse me…but that's mine." Jack said as he grabbed Angie by the hand and pulled her away. Angie looked at Jack.

'His? Why did he say that?' Angie thought but just shrugged off her sudden wave of curiosity.

"Here we are." Jack said as he opened a barn door and went inside. The others cautiously followed him.

A few stalls into the barn they came to one that featured a man sleeping with two huge pigs. Angie saw a couple buckets of water and handed one to will and one to jack. Jack smiled at her and threw the first one on the man.

"Curse ya fer breathin' ya slack jawed idiot!!!!" The man yelled before he got a good look. "Mothers love! Jack ! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. 'S bad luck."

"Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." Jack replied as he helped the man up. Jack turned to look at Angie and noticed that both girls were holding their heads from thinking to hard about what he'd just said. He could only smile at them.

"Aye, that'll about do it." Will threw the other bucket of water in the mans face. "Blast I'm already awake!"

"That was for the smell." Will replied crinkling his nose. Jack turned to look at Angie and noticed that both girls were holding their heads.

Ok yes me and Shira do a lot of things at the same time. We hold a record for jinxes. 27. We aren't really related though, yet we're still closer than most real sisters would be. We have this odd Siamese twin thing goin for us and it's hilarious to watch in person so I decided to put it in the story a few times. Once again…thanks for your patience.