Those Two Idiots!!!!!!!

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Hermione Granger was pissed.

Not angry, not mildly annoyed, pissed.

"Those two bumbled brained, moronic, stupid, idiots! A tree for crying in a bucket, a TREE!!!!!"

Hermione stalked through Hogwarts like a bat outta hell, which, in the technical sense, she was.

She stomped up to the heads room and half yelled the password to the poor portrait.

She stomped in only to come to an abrupt halt. The common room was packed to the limit with Slytherins. But she carried on muttering obscenities under breath until a voice from below stopped her.

"Hey, Granger I told you to keep out of the common room tonight!"

Hermione sighed. Sharing a dorm with Draco Malfoy was NOT how she had envisaged her final year at Hogwarts but it was and there was nothing she could do about it.

" I KNOW Malfoy but I just need to fetch my wand and I'll be outta here, no contest." She yelled down and carried on muttering.

" Who got your wand in twist this evening Granger?"

" Who, who???? Those two brain celled, moronic, thick headed, egotistic, big headed, left footed, supposed best friends. Do you know what they did?" Not waiting for an answer Hermione carried on on her tangent.

" Oh no Hermione, Malferret is having his party so come with us to Hagrid's they said, don't bring your wand they said, you won't need it they said. So I go with them to Hagrid's without my wand. Mistake number one. Then we get to Hagrid's to hear that nooooo his precious brother has escaped his enclosure and we need to help Hagrid find him. But Hermione!!! You don't have your wand with you so you must stay behind and stay safe!!! So what do I do??? I stay and half an hour later no news so I go into the forest, and there on the ground, unconscious are my two brave men who bravely fought off Grawp and, no. They ran into a tree. A tree!!!! So now I'm stuck in the middle of the Dark Forest with no wand and a giant on the loose!!! AAAAARRRGGGG!!!!!!! So I am here so I can get my wand and go and help my two moronic friends. That's who"

Draco looked taken aback and was about to speak when Hermione interrupted him again.

"I have a birthday gift for you to apologise for crashing your party. You can hear me call them all sorts of names AND see them in their current state"

Hermione stomped upstairs and retrieved her wand and came down stairs where she found the whole House of Slytherin chatting and looking as though they were coming, and who could blame them? To see their mortal enemies in a very unforgiving state was just to good an opportunity to give up.

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