Welcome to another chapter of The Mixed World! BRAS (Butler, Roxas, Artemis and Squidward) continue on to find a way to stop those wide heating solar-powered panels that is continuing to melt everything in Crazy City. Artemis sought the help of Sora and Roxas to help in destroying all those wide heating solar-powered panels. BRAS last time went into the train to go to the Lands of Giant Pieces of Paper with Symbols on it.
DISCLAIMER: IF anyone has used this plot, sorry for copying. The idea was inspired by a story … I can't remember what it was called.
Chapter II
The wind was knocked out of Artemis' lungs like a launching rocket. White lights flashed passed the train windows, creating streaks of white shooting stars. Butler, being the biggest, tried to protect Artemis and Roxas (who cares about Squidward) with his huge able body. Squidward desperately clung on a metal pole near him. Artemis could feel his internal organs getting crushed together. Artemis let out a cold high-pitched yet low scream, Roxas only opened his mouth and Squidward shouting like a big-nosed squid. Oh wait; he is a big-nosed squid. At last, everything went blank for BRAS. Hurray for BRAS! Hip, hip, hurray!
Butler was the first to awaken from blankness. His head ached horribly, probably the result of him crashing into a metal pole. His ankle also hurt like hell. Actually, it didn't hurt for Butler hopefully. He was a trained bodyguard, for goodness sakes. Butler searched the wrecked train for any signs of Artemis or Roxas. Butler carefully stepped among the wreck of crates, seat cushions and broken glass. Something moved among a pile of ripped cardboard crates near Butler. He quickly pushed aside the boxes/crates revealing eight squirming tentacles. Relieved that at least one of them survived other than him, Butler continued searching for Artemis and Roxas. In two minutes, Butler and Squidward had found Artemis and Roxas, but it seems that they were unconscious. Butler cooled Artemis' forehead with a damp cloth he got from out of nowhere while Squidward sprayed Roxas with the Bikini Bottom water spray. Suddenly, Roxas woke up. He sat up straight almost immediately, only to remove the Bikini Bottom water off from his face. Then Roxas went back to unconsciousness.
Butler: I thought that almost worked.
Squidward: Yeah, me too.
It wasn't very long until Artemis and Roxas woke up. Butler then scanned their surroundings for any signs of danger.
Butler: It looks like the train crashed into a giant paper tree.
Roxas: Paper Tree? That means we're nearly at the Land of Giant Pieces of Paper with Symbols on it.
Squidward: Let's just get this done and over with.
BRAS traveled into the paper tree forest. The trees and plantations became very dense and thick. The twilight sun could hardly be seen through the thick branches and leaves. They continued on for another few minutes, until they realized they were lost.
Artemis: Great, just great.
Squidward: Great?! Nothing's great, we're lost!
Artemis: I was being sarcastic.
Butler: Now is not the time for quarrel, young friends. We must continue on with diligence and courage.
Roxas: Yes, master.
Artemis looked down on the paper ground.
Artemis: Hey look! We're on a path! It looks like we're going the right way. Perhaps we will be in the Land of Giant Pieces of Paper with Symbols on it soon.
Roxas: Yeah … it's the path, alright.
BRAS continued on the path. However, the path soon split into a fork.
Squidward: This isn't so great now. Which way do we go now Roxas?
Roxas: I can't remember …
BRAS then lost all hope.
Sora …
Sora couldn't believe BRAS had left him back at Twilight Town. Sora took out some money and gave it to the mademoiselle.
Sora: How much for one?
Mademoiselle: Where to?
Sora: I'm going to the Land of Giant Pieces of Paper with Symbols on it.
Mademoiselle: That'll be … 1000 munny please.
Sora handed over the correct amount of money. The mademoiselle counted the money then took out a ticket for Sora. The next train was to leave in five minutes, so Sora decided to take a stroll just outside the train station. Just as Sora stepped on the stairs, the gender-changing potion's effect wore off. Strange pains echoed through-out Sora, causing him to lose balance and fall down the stairs. Then everything went blank for Sora. Just then, a Goofy came and saw Sora falling down the stairs. He ran quickly to see what had happened.
Goofy: Sora! What's happening?
Sora: My head …
Goofy checked for any wounds.
Goofy: There are no fatal wounds, I guess.
Sora: My head … Ouch!
Goofy: See you later Sora!
Sora: My head …
BRAS …
Artemis paced around the area, trying to find any clues. Perhaps they should split up, but then they will be separated. And being separated means getting lost then get eaten up by huge monsters the size of the Coliseum at Rome. Butler was guarding them, not far away. Roxas was searching his memory for the solution to the two paths while Squidward was searching for his lost solution (the Bikini Bottom spray). Then, the paper bushes near them made strange noises. One sounded like a voice.
Squidward: Who's there?
Butler then became very alert. He quickly ran over to Artemis to protect him from any danger. What a wuss. Two figures, one small the shape of a cereal box, the other one tall with a strange stick, appeared from the bushes. They were both wearing the black cloaks so their faces cannot be seen.
Roxas: Wait a minute … I remember you two!
Artemis: Who are these people?
One of the hooded figures opened its hood. It was a strange man with pink hair. He almost looked like a woman!
Roxas: Oh, it's Marluxia, the pink flower of the death roses! How have you been doing? Is the painting of the pink room done yet?
Marluxia: (in a very ugly voice (like that of a woman-man)) oh, not THAT pink room. How ever do you remember that?
Squidward: Who's the other one there?
The square figure opened his hood … to reveal the goofy face of a yellow sponge.
Squidward: SPONGEBOB???
Spongebob: (snickers in Spongebob's laughter) Yep, it's me, Squidward!
Artemis: Okay, the reunion can wait. We have to get out of here.
Marluxia brushed his beautiful pink hair.
Marluxia: That's what we're here for. We're supposed to help you people.
Spongebob: Yep, we were sent by the greater forces.
Roxas: Greater forces?
Marluxia: Never mind them. Okay, here's the riddle. Either I or Spongebob is the liar or the absolute truth-teller. You have 3 chances to ask us a question that will lead you to the right path. Start thinking!
Roxas: Marluxia, are you a woman or a man?
Marluxia: (gulps) Well …
Artemis: It's no use, Roxas. He could be either a man or a woman.
Roxas: Oh yeah, you're right.
Squidward: Spongebob, who is your best friend?
Spongebob: You, Squidward!
Roxas: That sponge is lying!
Squidward: No, actually, sometimes he considers me as his best friend.
Butler: Master Artemis, this should be easy for you.
Artemis: Yes, this is simple logic. It does not need useless thinking. Let me borrow your gun.
Artemis walked up to Marluxia and Spongebob and pointed the gun at them. Marluxia and Spongebob became very panicky.
Marluxia: (gulps) Uh … you – you should … shouldn't use that, young man. Um, it's not a toy … heheh!
Spongebob: The hermaphrodite is right!
Artemis: You both should tell me the correct path, or else I'll shoot!
Marluxia and Spongebob pointed to the right path. (Get it? RIGHT path!)
Artemis: Thanks, I didn't have to waste precious bullets.
Artemis handed the gun back to Butler.
Artemis: See? No need for useless thinking. It needs simple logic.
BRAS then continued their journey, leaving Marluxia and Spongebob shivering on the ground.
Sora …
Sora did not know how long he had been unconscious for. When he came to, his head ached horribly. Sora definitely missed the train. He limped to the mademoiselle and asked her whether there was another train. Unfortunately, there was. But fortunately, Sora had to pay again. After waiting another five minutes and taking another gender-changing spell, Sora boarded the train and off he went to the Land of Giant Pieces of SKIN with Symbols on it.
BRAS …
BRAS continued on their way to the Land of Giant Pieces of Paper with Symbols on it. Butler was leading the front, with Squidward and Roxas at the back. After a minute of silent walking, fatigue became stronger within BRAS. Then Squidward collapsed.
Artemis: What is that squid doing?
Roxas: Come on, Squidward. I'm still feeling fine!
But Artemis and Roxas were actually very tired and they didn't do anything to hide it. Only Butler was the only fine one. He noticed the others slowing behind.
Butler: We are nearly there, young friends. We must continue with great strength and unlimited courage. Only then, will we climb up the ladder to success slightly. In our hearts, we know we have the power to conquer fatigue.
Roxas: Yes, master.
Well, that was all for this chapter!
Next time on, The Mixed World …
BRAS meet with a strange old man that resembled a cross of Merlin, Santa Claus and Albus Dumbledore. They know that this old man has the knowledge of obtaining a Magic Multiplier. But it is harder then they had expected to get that knowledge out of them. And they only have 20 minutes left to rescue Crazy City. Will BRAS get the Magic Multiplier in time? And will Sora ever catch up to them to help them? Find out in the next chapter of The Mixed World.
I'm sorry this chapter has less humor, but I promise you it will 1000 times funnier. Hope you enjoy reading this! Please review. I accept anonymous reviews.