QE:I was surpost to put this up ages ago.
Cyndaquil:What you listening to?
Evestar:She's like the wind.
E.S.P:This is about Lotties son Dean and his thoughts of a conversation between Zapdos and Eveline.
Quilava:QE owns nothing. Full stop.
Why
A Larvitar sat looking at the brown haired girl. This Larvitar was different from any other one because he was a reddie colour with black eyes. The diamond on his front was an odd reddie black colour.
"Come on Dean." The girl said softly picking him up.
Dean P.O.V.
Who is this girl? She knows me but I don't know her. Where am I? Where's my mother? Who's that boy with white hair?
"Hi Zapdos."
She called him Zapdos. Mother said Zapdos was an electric bird. He doesn't look like a bird. He has no wings.
"Oh hi Eveline."
He really doesn't seem with it. Why?
"This is Dean."
He's looking at me funny.
"What is he?"
Doesn't he know I'm a Larvitar?
"He's a shiny Larvitar."
She's speaking like she's so proud.
"He's red."
I really don't like him.
"His father is Charlie."
What's a Charlie?
"Charlie didn't sleep around. Did he?"
Sleep around?
"No. Lottie want a child and I check to see if Charlie could breed with her."
Breed?
"And he can."
"Yep."
Yep? What's yep?
"I thought shiny Larvitar's were a gold colour with purple."
"Yeah and."
And what?
"Treasures missed you."
Treasure? What Treasure.
"Hold still Dean."
Must have Treasure.
"Zapdos can you hold him?"
"Yeah."
Let go of me. Ok he's got a grip like a Tyranitar. How do I get out? Bite him.
"Ouch."
"Dean behave."
Ok so biting doesn't work. Sand attack.
Ok I can't see anything but I know he's still got me.
"Dean. Cough. Warmth sunny day. Cough"
Sunlight is beaming away the sand. What is that big black and cream dog?
"Good boy Warmth. Here's some Moo moo milk."
I want Moo moo milk.
Fine. I'll just sit here and leer at him.
"Did anyone else miss me?"
Why isn't leer working?
"Yeah my sister missed you."
She's upset. You B$terd.
"Oh."
"So did I."
Help really soppy moment. Where's mum when you need her.
"What's wrong with you Dean?"
You, that's what.
"Cheer up."
How can I?
QE:Poor Dean.
E.S.P:Yeah.
Evestar:Plz review.
Cyndaquil:Nothing insanes or mads going to happen.
Evestar:There's one thing I want to know.
QE:What?
Evestar:How does a baby know a swear word?
QE:I dunno.