Okay some of these are a bit stupid but that's never stopped me in the past. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and made suggestions. Keep it up!
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Magneto demanded that I hand over my physics homework or die. What would you do?
While doing my I.T. assignment I gained access to the NASA space launch, consequently the government came and removed my laptop.
Well, you see, I was doing my work when suddenly my book sprouted arms, legs and wings. Then it punched me, flew around the room twice and then went to the window and jumped out. I haven't seen it since.
I was busy setting charges in the danger roo…Um …I mean I lost it. Yeah lost it, that's right.
I'm a werewolf, last night was a full moon, wolves can't write.
(Thanks to Jinxeh for this one)
Weapon X started up again and, recognizing my genius, stole my homework because they thought it could help them with world domination
The voices told me not to.
(Thanks to Otak the Canadian for these 3)
I don't know it just went Bamf!
The Shi'Ar declared it a threat and destroyed it.
Remy charged it, and now I need a new desk too.