(page ten.)

(thanks to Swamp Rat's Chere for these…)

my printer ate it

Jamie stole it to copy and copy, and copy, so all his multiples had copies and I never saw it again

Tabby stole it, and my computer and my disk, and Lance's jeep, yeah, Tabby stole it!

Doing homework is still against my religion

I had a nightmare about my homework killing me, so I didn't do it to prevent this nightmare from coming true

(…To morring star for this one…)

I took one of Logan's beers and you can probably guess what happened.

(…to TheSuperGirlOfDreams for this one…)

Um, it was, like, kinda in the car I drove into a building...

(…To vine for these…)

Here, let me lay it out for you. Pyromaniac+paperFire. You really don't want to get between Pyro and his flammables

I sacrificed it for the good of mankind... What more can you want?

(…to Silentdreams97 for this one…)

Uh...let's just say Todd's lunch landed on it…

(… and lastly to requim17 for this one. Sorry but I just had to post it.)

It went to that place where all the missing socks go.

That's it, 101 excuses you really should not use in class. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and made suggestions. Thank you and goodnight! I'll be here all week!