Disclaimer: Me: Urmm...well...um...
Rumiko Takahashi: What she means is that she doesn't own Inuyasha, she doesn't own anything in fact, not even this fanfic; which I am now claiming. (sticks a small copyright sticker onto fanfic)
Me: (glares) Hey! I do own stuff! I own this fanfic...
Rumiko Takahashi:... Fair enough.
Me: And a cardboard box...
Rumiko Takahashi: Yeah...
Me: And...Inuyasha! (runs away)
Rumiko Takahashi: (blinks)...HEY! (runs after me with large stick in hand, catches up and wacks me with stick.)
Me: OKAY! OKAY! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!
A/N Muah, another creative Disclaimer done by MOI. Oh, I soooooooooo rule. My head's really bloatiful right now. (grins) And I've decided...I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to co-write a fanfic with someone. So if you wanna co-write a fanfic with moi, just email me kayz?
------I've decided that I'm deleting: "Hour of the Witches" and "Heartless Occupations" So if you like them...REVIEW ME! Or they're "bye bye!"-------
About ur awessshooommmmmmmeeeeeee reviews...well, they're just awesshhoommmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee...(smiles)
Hmm, i just realized when I looked at my stats. It was like...1000 sumfin ppl have already viewed my story...so there must be sum ppl that like it and didn't review rite? I dunno, if you like it JUST PLEASE REVIEW.
YAY ME! CHPT 6 WAS THE MOST REVIEWED CHAPTER YET! It was the damned cliffy that did it wasn't it?
Last time when we left off...
"Hey...!" Miroku glared frostly at Sango who was deep in thought. He shrugged and went into the kitchen to get himself another cookie.
Sango watched Miroku's retreving back for a moment before sighing. "Besides, they're already betrothed." She sighed and rested her head onto her chin. "Aunt Korari, how long do you think you can keep this fact away from them?"
Chpt 7: She gets thrown into a jailcell, and another gets out.
"Oh my gawwwwdd..."
Sango turned awkwardly around to find Miroku staring at her with wide eyes. Oops.
Flashback:
"You won't tell anyone will you?" Aunt Korari looked at Sango sternly. "This is secret between us and Inu Taisho and Izayoi...at least for now."
Sango nodded dumbly as Aunt Korari countinued, "You can not ever, ever, ever, ever, eveeer let anyone else know Sango. I'm trusting you."
Flashback Over.
Oops.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY KAGOME AND INUYASHA ARE BETROTHED?" Miroku dropped his chocolate chip on the ground in shock, Sango inwardly winced.
"Umm...nothing, Miroku."
Shit. She wasn't good at lying.
Miroku raised an eyebrow questionly, "Are you sure Sango."
Sango fumbled in her mind to think of ways to stir the topic away from Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Sango?..."
Sango smiled nervously as she fumbled behind her back on the dinning room table for things that could cause unconsiousness. Aha! A hardcover book.
Without looking at the title, Sango stepped grimply forward and raised her arms to strike. Only to find that Miroku was already on the ground retrieving his forgottem morsel. Sango watched amusingly as Miroku itched closer and closer to the dinning room table and soon was underneath it. She smiled, it was going to be easy; and she wouldn't have to hurt her book at all.
"AHA!" Miroku mumbled to himself truimphantly as he turned around greedily to face Sango. "Now speak."
Sango grinned, "I'm not telling." She pretended to head off in the other direction.
"Wa-it!" Miroku hurriedly stood up, which was a mistake; because he was still underneath the dining room table.
And it was a solid granite table.
Sango chuckled as she pried the cookie from the unconsious Miroku's hand and stuffed it into her mouth, munching happily. "Miroku, you kill enough brain cells without my help."
"Umm...Mom?" Souta shook his unconsious sister's hand grimly as he pried her fingers apart and bending some back to make her do various hand signals. "Should I wake up Kagome yet?"
Korari sighed, "You might as well, seeing as I am supposed to be a responsible mother." She walked to the sink to fill up a pink bucket with tap water. "And I suppose a responsible mother couldn' leave her only daughter unconsious just because she wanted some peace and quiet... So..." She walked over to Souta on the dining room floor and handed him the bucket of water. "Pour this over your sister's head."
Souta brightened up, "Really?"
"Um...sure. Just don't get it onto the carpet."
Souta chuckled miscieviously as he raised the bucket over Kagome's head.
A loud high-pitched scream screeched over the whole neighbourhood. > ;
"That wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be..." Souta mumbled from behing some duct-tape taped firmly onto his mouth as Kagome repeated poked him with a stick, soaked.
Korari chuckled nervously as she watched her daughter begin to tickle her brother, mercilessly. "Don't go too hard on Souta." She laughed as she walked up the stairs.
At about half-way, she heard a feminine screech of maniacall laughter and then followed by a screaming boy.
"MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOMMM! KAGOME'S..." His cry was interrupted by a sudden howl of laughter and shouts of "No! No! DON'T TICKLE THERE!" and etc.
Souta never got to finish what he was going to say that night... > ;
The tinkling of a soft doorbell snapped Rin away from her dreams. She was daydreaming, again. The pen in her hand had doodled itself across the paper she was marking; a student's paper to be exact. Whoops. She mentally cursed herself as she hastily crossed out the little drawings of Sesshoumaru and the fine swirles "Rin Takashi" and flung her pen into the pen pot on the desk. She swept all her papers into a little folder and locked the papers in a drawer. She would get back to them later. Rin sighed, she had a feeling that she would be spending the rest of the month chaperoning. She heard hurrying footsteps of the maid hurrying to fetch the door.
"Oh! Ohayo Higurashi-san!" The maid's cheery voice drifted across the room from the entrance. "And to you Kagome-san!" But she recieved only a grunt in reply.
"And to you too Ayumi. Is Izayoi or Rin here?"
"Yes she is." Rin grinned, "Ohayo Aunt Korari, and Kagome...and Souta."
"Ohayo Cousin Rin." The two siblings chimed together with equal enthusiasm, although Kagome's voice dripped with sarcasm; she gave Rin a scathing look to which her mother nudged her harshly in the ribs.
"Izayoi-san is right upstairs, shall I call her dow-"
"There's no need." A cheery high-toned voice interruped from the doorway to the staircase as a long raven-haired woman dressed in a suit walked down towards Korari. "How are you Korari? And Kagome and Souta?"
"Izayoi I-"
"We are fine in body and of partially soul, but of no condition to spend a month in an unknown-"
"What she means is she's glad to be here." Korari interrupted Kagome sharply, and with another nudge in the ribs.
"Itai..."
Izayoi smiled cheerfully at Kagome and Souta before beckoning with her finger to Korari to speak in the Living room. They departed and left Souta and Kagome and the 5 bags they brought; with Rin.
"So, do you want me to call down Inuyasha?"
Souta beamed, "Thank you-"
"What he means is 'no thank you'." Souta gave Kagome a glare. "Is he in the house though?"
Rin looked upstairs, "He's upstairs..."
Kagome inwardly groaned.
"...he's in confinement to his room for a month..."
Kagome released a sigh of relief.
"...but has been released of his confinement for this month to entertain you."
This time Kagome groaned out loud. Rin beckoned to a few servants to carry their things upstairs.
"The servants will show you your way to your rooms."
Sango poked Miroku's sleeping body awkwardly with a stick. He didn't stir. Sango sighed and leaned over to whisper into Miroku's ear.
He suddenly stood up.
"What do you mean your pregnant!"
"Oh, so you're finally consious."
"So you're not pregnant?"
"Do you remember anything?"
Miroku tapped his chin, "Oh yeah..." Sango groaned, oh shit; Aunt Korari was going to kill her for this... "The cookie!" Sango released a sigh of relief.
"Anything else?"
"Hmm?" He paused for a moment and then thought for a while. "Nope."
"That's good."
"Why?"
Sango almost laughed at her success. "Nothing, nothing at all..." (Sango gets out of the jailcell and Kagome gets thrown in. > ;)
Kagome started to organize her things into the extremely large room she had been given. Souta was in the other room. She could hear laughing in the other room. Kagome groaned, it would be her next to recieve Inuyasha's 'wonderful salutations'. She was soo looking forward to it. Kagome unpacked a sleeping bag and lay it onto the ground beside the bed, in a position where people passing by the door wouldn't see her and where she could get a good sense of who it was before she came out.
She had been given a bed, but she didn't want to even think about what it had been used for before. She wouldn't touch it.
Kagome sensed a presence in the room. Ooooooooooooh great. Kagome spun around to find Inuyasha standing in front of her grinning. He didn't have the 'osuwari' charm necklace around his neck anymore. Not a good sign.
"Hey Kag." He smiled one of his famous flirty grins that usually made girls weak to the knees but just made Kagome want to puke. She didn't even want to think about where those lips have been.
She sighed, it was time for A plan; confrontation.
"Will you go out with me?"
Oh boy. Wasn't he blunt.
"Inuyasha," She took a deep breath. "When I'm staying here for the next month, you don't talk to me, you don't look at me, you don't smell me-"
"Which is too bad because you smell rather nice..."
Kagome wasn't the least bit sidetracked. "...you don't glance at me and you don't compliment me. In fact, you stay a whole 5 metres away from me at all times."
"But-"
"From now on, all comunication will be through paper cranes." Kagome smiled, she doubted he even knew what paper cranes were.
He smirked. "Fair enough." He turned on his heels and left.
It was suspicious.
Kagome yawned, she had finally finished unpacking her things. She opened the door and looked around, certain that Inuyasha was probably hiding behind the door ready to bombard her with something. Well, it was safe at least; she opened the door to find a paper crane slowly drift down from the ceiling. Susipisious.
"ARGH!" Kagome managed open a crane to find a tiny message inside.
Go out with me.
Kagome burrowed her frown as she threw the crane onto the floor and stomped on it with her feet...The noise causing a whole truckful to decend upon her. A very heavy truckload. It was a nice image to be buried in cranes, but not a good situation to be in when you were starving.
"Oh no..." Kagome fumbled around. "What had Inuyasha put in these cranes! They were so heavy!" She finally managed to stabbed a crane open; her patience limiting, and a piece of paper with an inchantment fell out from inside it. Oh great...Inuyasha was probably hiding behind the corner with secret camera or something. And to add to the mess, she was starving. "ALL RIGHT INUYASHA! I'LL GO OUT ON ONE DATE WITH YOU..." She screeched furiously; failing her free arm around helplessly, "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Inuyasha grinned from behind the door, Kagome was a stubborn girl; but alas; she was a sucker for her stomach. He leapt forward from behind the corner to help Kagome get out of the 'paper cranes'. This was too easy, he'd have her beggin for him in no time at all. "This is too easy peasy..." Inuyasha murmered to himself as he lifted a crane from Kagome's head.
The easy-ness of it all should've made him suspious.
A/N Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn... Wellz, 'nother chpt outta the way. Now I gotta go get me some sleep. Goody Night! -yawns- How'd you like it? Hope not too boring...
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